Tweet
1. Lindsey Vaughn
You're not sexy, interesting or talented. In fact, after any event, Lindsey spends more time on her back than Paris Hilton.
2. Peyton Manning
Old, outdated and a chode choker in a playoff game. Peyton has his best years behind him. Go fuck of to Florida and count your money you robed form Pat Bowlen. Walking asswipe.
3. Todd Helton
F A T, drunk and can't hit for shit. Personal friend of Peyton Manning which should tell you all you need to know about this douche. Busted for a DUI at 3AM after seeing his gypsy fortune teller foreseeing how bad the Rockies will suck again this year.
4.Missy Franklin
Missy, part Amazon, part genetic excitement with fish DNA, Missy "the missile" has outlived her 15 minutes of fame. Will most likely go to college in Texas, become a dyke and hang out in biker bars selling her medal for meth and bail.
5. Danilo Gallinari
Spends more time being in love with himself then he does sitting on the bench being injured. Crap 3-ball shooter, lame defense and only speaks English when it comes to contract renewal. Horrible trade.
You're not sexy, interesting or talented. In fact, after any event, Lindsey spends more time on her back than Paris Hilton.
2. Peyton Manning
Old, outdated and a chode choker in a playoff game. Peyton has his best years behind him. Go fuck of to Florida and count your money you robed form Pat Bowlen. Walking asswipe.
3. Todd Helton
F A T, drunk and can't hit for shit. Personal friend of Peyton Manning which should tell you all you need to know about this douche. Busted for a DUI at 3AM after seeing his gypsy fortune teller foreseeing how bad the Rockies will suck again this year.
4.Missy Franklin
Missy, part Amazon, part genetic excitement with fish DNA, Missy "the missile" has outlived her 15 minutes of fame. Will most likely go to college in Texas, become a dyke and hang out in biker bars selling her medal for meth and bail.
5. Danilo Gallinari
Spends more time being in love with himself then he does sitting on the bench being injured. Crap 3-ball shooter, lame defense and only speaks English when it comes to contract renewal. Horrible trade.
your thread
Comment