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  • VAiN
    Use my hand, I won't look
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5057

    van hagar concept album?

    Ok, so what would the title and story have been? Go.
    Originally posted by wiseguy
    That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.
  • SunisinuS
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • May 2010
    • 3302

    #2
    Fostered Love

    Two Brothers grow up in a Foster Home and call each new person in the home a "new brother" but start a 60 Minutes type expose on Broadway which highlights each char that travels through the home.

    It ends with a war that sees each brother (both foster and real) reunite for a USO show that destroys the morale of everyone involved and sends the winning force into a rage pushing them accross the lines and into forgotten Glory.

    Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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    • DLR Bridge
      ROCKSTAR

      • Mar 2011
      • 5470

      #3
      Originally posted by VAiN
      Ok, so what would the title and story have been? Go.
      It would be called The Love. The story would be based on all things love related and Sammy's shitty solo song called The Love would show up three times on the disc.

      Sorry. That sucks, but that's all I got.

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32798

        #4
        A Sammy Hagar concept is ass fucking aliens in Mexico while a mariachi band plays and the audience is served Cabo Wabo. The door prize is a free Cabo Wabo sun visor. Yes folks the cheese in the tacos is real.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • PETE'S BROTHER
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2007
          • 12682

          #5
          The Ruining.


          A most bizarre epic saga of how seemingly one man drove the greatest band in the land Thee Mighty VAN HALEN into a very subdued chessy, ballady group of half hearted men driving fans away. One would think this would be a terrible plot of wasteful fiction, yet sadly, it would be a "rock"umentary.
          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20446

            #6
            Originally posted by VAiN
            Ok, so what would the title and story have been? Go.
            The Fat Boys are Back???

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58755

              #7
              Instead of Spinal Tap, they could call it Spineless Crap.
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • VHscraps
                Veteran
                • Jul 2009
                • 1865

                #8
                I dunno, he probably had a song about space / aliens on every one of his albums going right back to Montrose, or songs about 'Red', Cars, Tequila. These are his obsessions - the human condition from a Hagar point of view. I keep in mind that we have Sam's lyrical prowess to deal with in any possible concept album.

                My favourite example is 'Red':

                Red, red!
                Paint it red
                Green ain't mean
                Compared to red
                THINK LIKE THE WAVES

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                • Cato
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4562

                  #9
                  I want him to sing about his red sandals....
                  Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32798

                    #10
                    More like his pink crocs.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • Zing!
                      Veteran
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 2363

                      #11
                      Wouldn't it be more constructive, since this IS the Roth Army, to discuss DLR's concept album? He just told us that the album with John 5 is the soundtrack to an unwritten "jukebox musical." That's more or less a concept album. We already have the basic outline he mentioned in The Roth Show. It falls upon us to fill in the blanks.

                      Or we can bash Haggar.

                      Again.
                      My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                      • Headly1984
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 364

                        #12
                        on topic ..

                        I would call it Pride & Prejudice

                        However.. yes- it would be better to discuss Dave's Floor music or work with the 5 guy

                        .. Dave seems to be taking the momentum his second go round with the brothers gave him to heart and is Working at music - which we can only hope the brothers do and bring Dave back into the circle of writing .. and get back on tour too !

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                        • envy_me
                          Swedish Love Pump
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 7180

                          #13
                          Like A Virgin


                          The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                          • Headly1984
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 364

                            #14
                            Naughty naughty .. !

                            someone musta had an 'ouch' (or two) to know how it feels lol!

                            Originally posted by envy_me
                            Like A Virgin


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                            • envy_me
                              Swedish Love Pump
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 7180

                              #15
                              The Rose


                              The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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