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  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7608

    Penis explodes during sex

    Penis explodes during sex

    Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

    Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

    Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

    "I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

    Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.

    Roth Army Militia
  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7608

    #2
    "Honey, I thought your period ended already?"
    "That's not me."
    "Oh, haha. I don't get periods."
    "No no.. your penis is broken"
    "well all-be, it is."
    Roth Army Militia

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    • Full Bug
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jan 2004
      • 2915

      #3
      Gives new meaning to the term "Blow your load".....
      Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"

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      • seenbad
        Commando
        • Jan 2004
        • 1406

        #4
        Damn! Didn't Eddie Murphy have a joke about that?
        sheepa lotta peepa dahba looka fo uh moopy

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        • Coyote
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8185

          #5
          Yeah, he did. It was in "Delirious"...
          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17113

            #6
            yeah, it was a joke about "AIDS", whats next he said, you just stick your dick in and it explodes !
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • Coyote
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8185

              #7
              Was gonna say the same thing, Pana...
              Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17113

                #8
                Nyeah Nyeah !
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • Coyote
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8185

                  #9
                  Don't heckle me, pal, I got a serious hang-over.
                  Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                  It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                  • Coyote
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8185

                    #10
                    And I'm supposed to get some more booze...
                    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                    • Panamark
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17113

                      #11
                      Well go and get some, Im up to beer number 10.. Get your act together soldier !!
                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                      Love ya Mary Frances!

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                      • Coyote
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8185

                        #12
                        SIR YES SIR!!

                        See ya.
                        Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                        It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17113

                          #13
                          LOL !

                          Theres only one way to cure a hangover. Water, sleep and suffering, or more alcohol !!
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                          • Katydid
                            I am a Giant CUNT
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 2374

                            #14
                            Be on the look out for next headline: Panamark and Coyote's head and livers explode ...

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                            • Panamark
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 17113

                              #15
                              You will be waiting for a while KatyPies. Just had full check up and blood tests, the old liver is stilll going strong. (Much to my amazement)
                              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                              Love ya Mary Frances!

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