To Sammy fans

[thefive]

Why does Sammy Hagar wear sandels?

Why does he think it is cool to be called the Red Rocker?

Why does he think it is cool to drink Tequila?

Why does he think dressing in yellow, red and orange cool?

And last question.

Why is Sammy Hagar so so so so so so so fat?

[kennyboy]

Van Hagar fans are FAGGITY!

[Fabulous Shadow]

geeze five... He isn't Fat...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Yes he's just "big boned" right?!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Now where's the obligatory dick joke?!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by thefive
Why does Sammy Hagar wear sandels?

Why does he think it is cool to be called the Red Rocker?

Why does he think it is cool to drink Tequila?

Why does he think dressing in yellow, red and orange cool?

And last question.

Why is Sammy Hagar so so so so so so so fat?

How about the answers, but from a Roth fan.........correct me if I'm wrong Hagaritas!

1. His fat feet can't fit in regular shoes

2. He drinks tequila to look hip to the "kids", trying to shed his image as the dullest man in rock

3. He has a McDonalds fetish..........in fact that's the reason Ronnie Montrose booted him out of the band, after catching him fucking a Big Mac wrapper.

4. He gets depressed whenever he hears a Roth song, and feeling inferior to the great one, goes on eating binges.

[lms2]

Originally posted by thefive
Why does Sammy Hagar wear sandels?

Why does he think it is cool to be called the Red Rocker?

Why does he think it is cool to drink Tequila?

Why does he think dressing in yellow, red and orange cool?

And last question.

Why is Sammy Hagar so so so so so so so fat?

1. Who cares why he wears sandals. Actually that is a pretty good answer for all of these questions.. .

2. Compared to the other things he gets called...what would you prefer?

3. Hanging with Ed, Al and Mike will make you drink just about anything , Tequila, Nyquil, Cyanide...

4. He doesn't think, I thought you knew-too much of number 3 above I guess.

5. The world may never know. Shamu Hagar. Maybe he thinks he gets paid by the pound-cause even he knows he cant sing. And if that doesn't work for you, see the answer to number one .

[Bill Lumbergh]

Whoops I missed the Red Rocker question..........ah fuck it.

[thefive]

Originally posted by lms2
4. He doesn't think, I thought you knew-too much of number 3 above I guess.
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Just curious Ims2 what do you mean by this? I think I know but just want to make sure.

[thefive]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
How about the answers, but from a Roth fan.........correct me if I'm wrong Hagaritas!

1. His fat feet can't fit in regular shoes

2. He drinks tequila to look hip to the "kids", trying to shed his image as the dullest man in rock

3. He has a McDonalds fetish..........in fact that's the reason Ronnie Montrose booted him out of the band, after catching him fucking a Big Mac wrapper.

4. He gets depressed whenever he hears a Roth song, and feeling inferior to the great one, goes on eating binges.

Bill

I like the first one.

[lms2]

Five, too much tequila can make anything look good.

(for the obligatory dick joke comment) Bill, Spam has no dick. No dick, no joke. Poor Spam Hagar.

[lms2]

And just the right amount of cyanide doesn't hurt either!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by lms2
Five, too much tequila can make anything look good.

(for the obligatory dick joke comment) Bill, Spam has no dick. No dick, no joke. Poor Spam Hagar.

LMFAO! Five stars for that one.............

[lms2]

Spammy should decrease the tequila, and increase the cyanide and give me my classic van halen back. HEY BARTENDER.

[lms2]

Glad I could make you smile.