Who Are You Fucking Over Right Now?

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  • ZahZoo
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 8967

    Who Are You Fucking Over Right Now?

    In order to save the what are you drinking right now thread from hearty meltdown derail... I'll open this.

    So... who are you giving the shaft to these days?

    I've hired a new CPA that's helping us screw the IRS and state out of as much money as possible.

    One of my neighbors pissed me off so I've been filling out magazine and junk mail subscriptions in their name lately for them. It's real easy... just go browse the magazine section at a store and get a handful of subscription cards... few minutes to fill out and check the bill me later box.
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    #2
    nobody
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49136

      #3
      You're not a very nice man, ZahZoo!

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678

        #4
        Originally posted by Nickdfresh
        You're not a very nice man, ZahZoo!
        you work for the IRS?
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49136

          #5
          Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
          you work for the IRS?
          No. But I keep getting subscriptions to Ebony Magazine though.

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          • ZahZoo
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Jan 2004
            • 8967

            #6
            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
            You're not a very nice man, ZahZoo!
            So true...

            Hey I'll admit I'm a pain in the ass sometimes. But aren't we all?

            I can be fun to play with, make damn good bar-b-q, spaghetti and chili, play some mean blues guitar, fly high performance stunt kites, and make pretty babies... Ain't that good enough? I'm livin the dream!!
            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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            • ZahZoo
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 8967

              #7
              Originally posted by Nickdfresh
              No. But I keep getting subscriptions to Ebony Magazine though.
              Thanks man!! You just gave me an idea to torment that redneck jackass next door further...

              He should have never cut down my shrubbery...
              "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49136

                #8
                Originally posted by ZahZoo
                Thanks man!! You just gave me an idea to torment that redneck jackass next door further...

                He should have never cut down my shrubbery...
                This is why I'm glad I have an apartment...although my neighbors are still dicks...

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                • VAiN
                  Use my hand, I won't look
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Nov 2006
                  • 5056

                  #9
                  At the moment, my job... I'm posting on a DLR board on their time. Ice cold, baby...
                  Originally posted by wiseguy
                  That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    #10
                    Originally posted by VAiN
                    At the moment, my job... I'm posting on a DLR board on their time. Ice cold, baby...
                    with that, i would like to change my answer...
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • VetteLS5
                      Commando
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 1130

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ZahZoo
                      In order to save the what are you drinking right now thread from hearty meltdown derail... I'll open this.

                      So... who are you giving the shaft to these days?

                      I've hired a new CPA that's helping us screw the IRS and state out of as much money as possible.

                      One of my neighbors pissed me off so I've been filling out magazine and junk mail subscriptions in their name lately for them. It's real easy... just go browse the magazine section at a store and get a handful of subscription cards... few minutes to fill out and check the bill me later box.
                      This is great old fashioned, mostly harmless fun at it's best.

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                      • VetteLS5
                        Commando
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 1130

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ZahZoo
                        Thanks man!! You just gave me an idea to torment that redneck jackass next door further...

                        He should have never cut down my shrubbery...
                        Partial tribute to The Knights Who Say Ni?

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                        • VetteLS5
                          Commando
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 1130

                          #13
                          Racist?

                          Last edited by VetteLS5; 03-26-2013, 08:09 PM. Reason: meant to quote Nick's post, but too retarded to execute correctly

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                          • ZahZoo
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8967

                            #14
                            Originally posted by VetteLS5
                            Partial tribute to The Knights Who Say Ni?
                            Maybe inadvertently with the use of the word shrubbery...
                            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                            • Zing!
                              Veteran
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 2363

                              #15
                              Now if he cut down your tree with a herring...
                              My karma just ran over your dogma.

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