The horribly awful blasphemous bad covers thread

[FORD]

Don't pollute the other covers thread with this swill. Reserve this space for the ugliest of the ugly... Good songs gone bad, or even bad songs gone worse. Bring it here, and bring your own barf bags

This one starts out with a bizzare mix of traditional Chinese instruments (only in Plexiglass form) mixed with Keytars, and then brings in a bunch of old folks....

never mind the language barrier... this shit would be just as weird in English.

[FORD]

Somebody's going to post this one, so I might as well get it over with....

(Not that the original was good, for that matter)

[ELVIS]

This one is both good and bad...

[FORD]

The guitar, drums, and horn section on this are actually pretty good. But the vocals are so fucking awful that it qualifies for this thread....

Who the fuck are these guys anyway?

[FORD]

Now this is the kind of godawful shit I was talking about........

[ELVIS]

How 'bout this one ??

[ELVIS]

One more...

[FORD]

This is pretty damned awful.....

[ELVIS]

Actually, that's not bad...

[FORD]

Gilmour should strangle that douchebag for what he did to the Comfortably Numb solo.

[ELVIS]

Is this good or bad ??

[ELVIS]

This is probably a cover...

[ELVIS]

I guess this guy hates Bon Jovi...

[FORD]

Is this Sockfucker??

[FORD]