Vandeleurs dyke burst story and tallest people in Europe

[envy_me]

Okay, now we don't have to ruin that thread.

[vandeleur]

I was gonna tell the wank booth story lol

[envy_me]

never said that

Okay, so basicly you get 2 for 50

[vandeleur]

Oh you are aware what a wank booth is ?

[envy_me]

I was gonna tell the wank booth story lol

Sorry Lol, go ahead

[envy_me]

Oh you are aware what a wank booth is ?

I think so, lol. Booths at porn places where a guy can masturbate while watching a movie or a show?

Of all things I actually DO know

[envy_me]

So, I make a thread so we don't have to ruin the other one, and I get no dyke story... Gee, thanks guys...

[vandeleur]

Yip that's it so ...
First time I was in the dam was a stag do from work about 20 guys of various drinking and chemical experience .
So were playing killer on the pool table , every body puts a bit of money in and the winner gets it all and goes across the road for a bj or a wank . Killer is a game of luck so various people were winning .

As is the want In the dam we were drinking snake bite with various mixtures added to it .at one point it had chopped mushrooms in it , so even the prim and proper grown ups are off their tits .
So one of the grown up wins the game , he says he isn't gonna get a bj but will go back to the wank booths round the corner .
Off he goes , an amount of time later he isn't back so we send some people to find him . We find him in his hotel packing his bags with shame .

Basically he goes in to this tiny little one man booth drops his pants and waits for the curtains to go back and the show to start .
The curtains go back and there is an old dear at a counter , he had walked into one of the tiny bureau de change and started having a wank lol

Hence lots of comments at work of hey pet you not got anything smaller etc

[envy_me]

LMAO!!! Wait, so he had money for a hooker but chose to wank instead??

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Yip that's it so ...
First time I was in the dam was a stag do from work about 20 guys of various drinking and chemical experience .
So were playing killer on the pool table , every body puts a bit of money in and the winner gets it all and goes across the road for a bj or a wank . Killer is a game of luck so various people were winning .

As is the want In the dam we were drinking snake bite with various mixtures added to it .at one point it had chopped mushrooms in it , so even the prim and proper grown ups are off their tits .
So one of the grown up wins the game , he says he isn't gonna get a bj but will go back to the wank booths round the corner .
Off he goes , an amount of time later he isn't back so we send some people to find him . We find him in his hotel packing his bags with shame .

Basically he goes in to this tiny little one man booth drops his pants and waits for the curtains to go back and the show to start .
The curtains go back and there is an old dear at a counter , he had walked into one of the tiny bureau de change and started having a wank lol

Hence lots of comments at work of hey pet you not got anything smaller etc

awesome

[vandeleur]

LMAO!!! Wait, so he had money for a hooker but chose to wank instead??

Yeah .... Other people's money even better .. He was a bit out of his depth in Amsterdam .

[FORD]

LMAO!!! Wait, so he had money for a hooker but chose to wank instead??

Well, I guess that would depend on the hookers.....

There's absolutely zero chance of getting a disease from yourself, so it comes down to a risk-benefit analysis.

Now on the other hand (pardon the pun) if the working girls are clean, and you got the cash, then why the Hell not?

[envy_me]

Well, I guess that would depend on the hookers.....

There's absolutely zero chance of getting a disease from yourself, so it comes down to a risk-benefit analysis.

Now on the other hand (pardon the pun) if the working girls are clean, and you got the cash, then why the Hell not?

I am actually pro-prostitution, unlike many other feminists. If all involved parties are there by choice.

He could just go home and get into a closet and jerk off there for free....

[vandeleur]

When were there we met one of the lads relatives who lived there ,took us to all the decent boozers and stuff .
These girls don't have pimps it's all government controlled .
Some of these girls are like super models and you think why are you doing this instead of being in the movies .
Then you sit in a bar and watch 5 blokes an hour go in and you realise they make a fortune .
The guy was saying they make great money if you have the looks and retire to a. nice middle class lives after a couple of years .

[envy_me]

When were there we met one of the lads relatives who lived there ,took us to all the decent boozers and stuff .
These girls don't have pimps it's all government controlled .
Some of these girls are like super models and you think why are you doing this instead of being in the movies .
Then you sit in a bar and watch 5 blokes an hour go in and you realise they make a fortune .
The guy was saying they make great money if you have the looks and retire to a. nice middle class lives after a couple of years .

But still, even if the money is good, how can you touch a stranger you aren't attracted to? I don't even think I could be a chiropractor cause I can rub myself all over people I am attracted to, but I can't touch people I am not attratced to.