Some guy I once fucked died.

[Sensible Shoes]

Yeah there's not much more to it than that. Sure people around you die of car accidents and cancer or whatever, but this is the first time somebody I was close to died. No I wasn't in love. Just some guy I fucked for a while. It makes me feel old.

[Angel]

Yeah there's not much more to it than that. Sure people around you die of car accidents and cancer or whatever, but this is the first time somebody I was close to died. No I wasn't in love. Just some guy I fucked for a while. It makes me feel old.

I'm sorry for your loss, Shoes. That's amazing you've never lost someone close to you before! You're very fortunate! My first loss was at 15 and there's been too many to count since then...

[Nickdfresh]

I know a girl who was fucking a guy WHEN he died. She woke up next to his coked-out, cardiac arrest ridden ass...

[conmee]

She woke up next to his coked-out, cardiac arrest ridden ass...

Nick,

When they discover MY body in that exact same state next to some high-priced prostitute, please use a little more tact when describing my corpse. Much appreciated, thanks!

Mind The Gap!©®™

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[Nitro Express]

Well at least he had a good time before he went.

[ashstralia]

yeah.. one of the pitfalls of getting older; people start dropping off the twig.

i knew a chick who was rooting a bloke for a while. then he left her and married another older gal, then he hung himself.
the original chick was wracked with guilt, she wondered if she did something wrong?

i told her, nah he was always a loose cannon. which he was. such is life; r.i.p.

[cadaverdog]

A buddy from my high school years (I went a little, he never went) overdosed and died with some chick he just picked up in bed at his mom's house and she never said shit until she got up and left a couple days later.

[Anonymous]

Yeah there's not much more to it than that. Sure people around you die of car accidents and cancer or whatever, but this is the first time somebody I was close to died. No I wasn't in love. Just some guy I fucked for a while. It makes me feel old.

Did he die of old age? How old was he compared to you?

What I'm getting at, is you don't have to feel old just because the people you fuck, fucked, die.

Some of them can die young, some of them are way older than you & others just die of several things not necessarily associated with old age.

Still, I suppose condolences are in order?

Cheers! :beers:

[ELVIS]

No I wasn't in love. Just some guy I fucked for a while. It makes me feel old.

And dangerous as fuck !!


:biggrin:

[sadaist]

Yeah there's not much more to it than that. Sure people around you die of car accidents and cancer or whatever, but this is the first time somebody I was close to died. No I wasn't in love. Just some guy I fucked for a while. It makes me feel old.



Yeah. I understand Shoes. A few years back I learned of this girl I messed around with for a while died of cancer. Still doesn't seem real. But I kept thinking what if we had ended up together? And yeah, it makes you feel old. Just seems like yesterday we were in my S-10 Blazer fooling around.

[ThrillsNSpills]

conclusion: Shoes cooch has fangs?

[twonabomber]

Unpossible!

[twonabomber]

I wish this girl I used to fuck died...maybe she'd quit driving by my house.

[Seshmeister]

If you had been fucking him when he died would you have finished before phoning 9-11?

I'm assuming that guys stay hard when they die at least for a bit and it would make for a good drinking story and that's all that matters anyways anyhow.

[envy_me]

If you had been fucking him when he died would you have finished before phoning 9-11?

I'm assuming that guys stay hard when they die at least for a bit and it would make for a good drinking story and that's all that matters anyways anyhow.

He'd get hard again eventually when rigor mortis kicks in :D

[cadaverdog]

He'd get hard again eventually when rigor mortis kicks in :D
Sounds like the voice of experience. That's just not right.

[envy_me]

Sounds like the voice of experience. That's just not right.

What can I say.. I like to kill them after sex...

[philouze]

What can I say.. I like to kill them before sex.

I love the dead before they're cold, their bluing flesh for me to hold... Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing.

[Nickdfresh]

Nick,

When they discover MY body in that exact same state next to some high-priced prostitute, please use a little more tact when describing my corpse. Much appreciated, thanks!

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Heh! She was a frumpy, fugly school teacher and he was like in his 50's and married and kind of an asshole. They both deserved each other...

[binnie]

Yeah there's not much more to it than that. Sure people around you die of car accidents and cancer or whatever, but this is the first time somebody I was close to died. No I wasn't in love. Just some guy I fucked for a while. It makes me feel old.

Condolences Shoes.

Whenever we get reminders of our mortality it's tough. Crank some CVH and remember that we only get to go round once. :D

[cadaverdog]

What can I say.. I like to kill them after sex...
Sounds like you like to have sex with them after you kill them. That figures , you are from Transylvania after all.

[Igosplut]

Out-fucking standing title for a thread!

[Nitro Express]

What can I say.. I like to kill them after sex...

So does a black widow spider.

[cadaverdog]

What can I say.. I like to kill them after sex...
It appears they all committed suicide. Either you're a black widow with skills or uglier than coyote ugly.

[envy_me]

It appears they all committed suicide. Either you're a black widow with skills or uglier than coyote ugly.

Um, I was being nice to you and trying to leave the fighting in the Mean Street.

[cadaverdog]

Um, I was being nice to you and trying to leave the fighting in the Mean Street.
I tried to resist but I just couldn't do it.

[cadaverdog]

I tell ya what, Envy. PM some pictures of you naked and if you look good I'll never make another crack about your looks as long as you last here. If you look good enough I might even stalk you myself.

[ELVIS]

Every time I see this stupid thread title, I'm like how fucking lady like...:rolleyes:

[Angel]

Every time I see this stupid thread title, I'm like how fucking lady like...:rolleyes:

Define "lady like". Many women don't want to be "ladies"....

[ELVIS]

Tell me about it...

It's pretty disgusting...

[Nickdfresh]

I tell ya what, Envy. PM some pictures of you naked and if you look good I'll never make another crack about your looks as long as you last here. If you look good enough I might even stalk you myself.

You should save all that charm for Applebees...

[ELVIS]

You waited on him there ??

[Nickdfresh]

I did, until he sexually harassed me...

[Angel]

Tell me about it...

It's pretty disgusting...

That's a matter of opinion. "Ladies" are doormats who lie down and allow people (men) to walk all over them. They stay quiet and don't stand up for themselves.

Personally, I don't ever want to be a "lady".

[ELVIS]

Maybe you have a bias towards certain women stemming from childhood trauma, because you're casting quite a net with that bullshit...;)

[jhale667]

Every time I see this stupid thread title, I'm like how fucking lady like...:rolleyes:

Yes, can someone please change that thread title to "Some guy I was friends with a capital F with" think of the kids! :lmao:

[Anonymous]

Every time I see this stupid thread title, I'm like how fucking lady like...:rolleyes:

Dude, just for kicks, you should pretend that you're gay & hang out with a group of girls, wait until they're done talking about shoes (they might, if you're lucky) & then hear how they talk about men & sex in general.

It's enough to put you off.

Cheers! :beers:

[Angel]

Maybe you have a bias towards certain women stemming from childhood trauma, because you're casting quite a net with that bullshit...;)

Don't be ridiculous. Many feminists feel that way. What is considered "ladylike" always comes from the male perspective.

[Anonymous]

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

[cadaverdog]

You should save all that charm for Applebees...
I forgot you had a thing for her pal, I'll back off.

[cadaverdog]

I did, until he sexually harassed me...
He was dressed up like a waitress and I pinched his ass. I was hammered at the time.

[envy_me]

Being ladylike has nothing to do with feminism. It's same criteria for being a gentleman. Not curse too much, don't be vulgar, don't be a drama queen, be the bigger person etc...

[envy_me]

I tell ya what, Envy. PM some pictures of you naked and if you look good I'll never make another crack about your looks as long as you last here. If you look good enough I might even stalk you myself.

You don't have to be nice to me at all. Just do what you feel like doing. I just wanted to say that I was being nice to you in case you misunderstood and felt attacked. But you can react to it any way you want to.

[Igosplut]

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Now THAT'S funny shit....

[cadaverdog]

You don't have to be nice to me at all. Just do what you feel like doing. I just wanted to say that I was being nice to you in case you misunderstood and felt attacked. But you can react to it any way you want to.That's so thoughtful that you were concerned about how it would affect me if I thought you were attacking me. I think I'm gonna cry.

[envy_me]

That's so thoughtful that you were concerned about how it would affect me if I thought you were attacking me. I think I'm gonna cry.

It's internet. You don't hear the tone of voice or see the body language. Misunderstandings are far more common then.

[Northern Girl]

I enjoy being a lady! That being said, I don't take shit from any man!

and I curse a little too....:D

[envy_me]

I enjoy being a lady! That being said, I don't take shit from any man!

and I curse a little too....:D

RIGHT!!! I hear you! We are on the same page.

[conmee]

I enjoy being a lady! That being said, I don't take shit from any man!

and I curse a little too....:D

Ain't that the TRUTH©®™...

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[DLR Bridge]

It's internet. You don't hear the tone of voice or see the body language. Misunderstandings are far more common then.

You ain't kidding. I misunderstand connotation atleast 5 times a week around here.

[Nitro Express]

I enjoy being a lady! That being said, I don't take shit from any man!

and I curse a little too....:D



Yeah you feisty ladies keep us nasty men in line.

[Northern Girl]

Ain't that the TRUTH©®™

and don't you forget it...:love0023:

[Nickdfresh]

He was dressed up like a waitress and I pinched his ass. I was hammered at the time.

You don't have to rationalize your cock lust to us, c-dog. Prison was long and hard...

[TFM_Dale]

You don't have to rationalize your cock lust to us, c-dog. Prison was long and hard...

Don't say "long and hard", he will get all horned up :bigwink:

[twonabomber]

It's internet. You don't hear the tone of voice or see the body language. Misunderstandings are far more common then.

Or the funny accent.

[envy_me]

Or the funny accent.

I do have a funny accent...

[DLR Bridge]

I do have a funny accent...

If it's normal to you, why would you think it's funny?

I didn't realize how bad my NJ accent was until I went to school in CT.

[envy_me]

If it's normal to you, why would you think it's funny?

I didn't realize how bad my NJ accent was until I went to school in CT.

It's only when I speak english that I have the accent.
Do you sound like people from Jersey Shore?

[DLR Bridge]

Nooooooooooo!!!! But, I say (coffee) cawfee, not cah-fee and (talk) tawk, not tahk and (dog) duwag, not dahg.

You dig?

[Northern Girl]

While we are on the subject, there is no such thing as a Minnesota accent!

I have never in my long life heard anyone talk the way they portray us in the movies! That's just goofy!

[DLR Bridge]

While we are on the subject, there is no such thing as a Minnesota accent!

I have never in my long life heard anyone talk the way they portray us in the movies! That's just goofy!

Nice try sister, but you have some "folksy" talk out your way, like "ooohh, fer neat!!"

[twonabomber]

While we are on the subject, there is no such thing as a Minnesota accent!

I have never in my long life heard anyone talk the way they portray us in the movies! That's just goofy!

Drop Dead Gorgeous...lol...

[Northern Girl]

Nice try sister, but you have some "folksy" talk out your way, like "ooohh, fer neat!!"

Uff da! I don't think so! They must have come from Fargo...:biggrin:

[DLR Bridge]

Uff da! I don't think so! They must have come from Fargo...:biggrin:

Where is Zing from? He says "for sucks". BUSTED!

[Northern Girl]

Where is Zing from? He says "for sucks". BUSTED!

Well Zing grew up on Hennepin Avenue in Minneapolis and heard a lot of $20 for sucks, $40 for fucks! Don't tease him about it...he's not over it!

:biggrin:

[Igosplut]

Ya know, its funny to see how far this thread ran that Shoes put up as a lighthearted comment on her own life, and how it degenerated into this.

get a grip people....

[DLR Bridge]

Sorry. No one I boinked has died yet. That I know of.

[cadaverdog]

Prison was long and hard...
This isn't the proper forum for your homosexual fantasies. Save that story for the boys at the Blue Oyster Club.

[cadaverdog]

Sorry. No one I boinked has died yet. That I know of.
You can't kill from just a boinking. You gotta get your fuck on for that.

[Igosplut]

Just like a bunch of dogs that have to piss on anything upright.....

[Angel]

Being ladylike has nothing to do with feminism. It's same criteria for being a gentleman. Not curse too much, don't be vulgar, don't be a drama queen, be the bigger person etc...

Yes, but that is lady like from a female perspective. I prefer the term gentle woman. It's semantics more than anything.

[cadaverdog]

Just like a bunch of dogs that have to piss on anything upright.....
I prefer to call it marking my territory.