Car plows into parade.

[TFM_Dale]

(CNN) -- As many as 50 people were injured Saturday afternoon after a car plowed into parade-goers in Damascus, Virginia, a police dispatcher told CNN.
Of those injured, there were at lease five or six "trauma victims," the dispatcher said.
The accident occurred during a parade at the annual Trail Days festival in the town near the Virginia-Tennessee border.
The town's police chief has scheduled a 6 p.m. ET news conference.

I'll save Elvis the trouble, the FBI did it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

should read "fbi plows car into crowd"

[FORD]

That ni**er Eric Holder must have cut the brake lines.

[TFM_Dale]

All a big conspiracy to get cars banned in the USA.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

no, take our parade rights away

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I wasn't too far away from there a couple weekends ago....

[DLR Bridge]

So you're ok?

[FORD]

Wait a minute..... Damascus?

Well, then it's obvious. The suspect is a blind man named Saul. Who else could it be?

[Nitro Express]

The driver was probably loaded on moonshine or they were text messaging about NASCAR.

[Northern Girl]

So you're ok?

To think I went to a parade last year...

[FORD]

I go to a parade every year. Not entirely by choice.... the damn thing goes right in front of my house, so I can't avoid it.

But at least the parade has enough goddamn good sense to happen at 5 PM. Unlike this stupid goddamn fucking marathon that's going on right now. It's not the runners themselves, they are quiet enough. But the idiots clapping and cheering them on.... well who the fuck needs that early on a Sunday morning?

And this year, some fool decided he (or she) would provide some godawful disco/hip-hop/boyband shit music soundtrack. If I can find out where this shitty noise is coming from, I'll commandeer their sound system and put my ADKOT CD in and really inspire these poor goddamned running fools.

As soon as the caffeine kicks in........

[sadaist]

If I can find out where this shitty noise is coming from, I'll commandeer their sound system and put my ADKOT CD in and really inspire these poor goddamned running fools.

As soon as the caffeine kicks in........

Stay frosty!