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  • sadaist
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jul 2004
    • 11625

    Catherine Zeta-Jones' pussy might kill you!

    Michael Douglas says cunnilingus gives you cancer – but is he right?

    Michael Douglas, who was diagnosed with throat cancer in 2010, says oral sex was the cause. But what's the risk?





    Actors are often accused of being irritatingly reticent about their private lives – unwilling to satisfy fans' and journalists' curiosity about aspects of their life off the film sets.

    But that's not something that can be said of Michael Douglas' latest interview, with Xan Brooks, for the Guardian. Asked whether he ascribed his 2010 throat cancer diagnosis to a lifetime of drinking and smoking, he replied particularly frankly:

    "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

    "I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."

    So, now that's out there, how much of it is true? Is oral sex linked to mouth and throat cancers? Is there a difference between the genders? And what can be done? We've dug into the stats – especially this NHS guide – to dig out a few answers.

    ....blah blah blah. Click the link if you wanna read more. I'd rather post hot pics of Zeta-Jones.

    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
  • sadaist
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jul 2004
    • 11625

    #2
    hmmm...I'd risk it.


    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678

      #3
      chewin' one broad's vag with a chance of cancer?
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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      • sadaist
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jul 2004
        • 11625

        #4
        Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
        chewin' one broad's vag with a chance of cancer?


        I'd eat her arse too! Stick my tongue so far up there I could tell you what flavor gum she was chewin.
        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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        • PETE'S BROTHER
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2007
          • 12678

          #5
          Originally posted by sadaist
          I'd eat her arse too! Stick my tongue so far up there I could tell you what flavor gum she was chewin.
          Kevlar tongue condom
          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • BITEYOASS
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6530

            #6
            Oh please! Didn't Mikey snort coke with the best of them in Hollywood back in the 70's? When nose candy was the common party favor. And who knows what shit they used to cut that drug.

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            • BITEYOASS
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6530

              #7
              And yes, Catherine's poon I would pound till sundown.

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              • Igosplut
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Jan 2004
                • 2794

                #8
                So is he gonna sue??
                Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                • envy_me
                  Swedish Love Pump
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 7180

                  #9
                  I'd kill my man if he said something like that about me. I'd tell him that it's not my pussy causing his throat cancer, it's probably him talking too much thats causing it. And that he should talk less.
                  The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    #10
                    Originally posted by envy_me
                    I'd kill my/somebody else's husband i'm bangin' man if he said something like that about me. I'd tell him that it's not my pussy causing his throat cancer, it's probably him talking too much thats causing it. And that he should talk less.
                    fixed
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • jhale667
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 20929

                      #11
                      So, munching the wrong box will give it to you, but you can be cured simply by munching another box? Doesn't sound too horrible...
                      Originally posted by conmee
                      If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                      That is all.

                      Icon.
                      Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                      I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                      Originally posted by Isaac R.
                      Then it's really true??:eek:

                      The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                      OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                      Originally posted by eddie78
                      I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                      • jhale667
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 20929

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Igosplut
                        So is he gonna sue??
                        Can he? It's not like she made him
                        Originally posted by conmee
                        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                        That is all.

                        Icon.
                        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                        Originally posted by Isaac R.
                        Then it's really true??:eek:

                        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                        Originally posted by eddie78
                        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                        • envy_me
                          Swedish Love Pump
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 7180

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jhale667
                          Can he? It's not like she made him
                          How do you know that?
                          The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                          • jhale667
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 20929

                            #14
                            Originally posted by envy_me
                            How do you know that?
                            They would have said so on TMZ!
                            Originally posted by conmee
                            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                            That is all.

                            Icon.
                            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                            Originally posted by Isaac R.
                            Then it's really true??:eek:

                            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                            Originally posted by eddie78
                            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                            • Zing!
                              Veteran
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 2363

                              #15
                              Somehow I think Dr. Ed would agree...
                              My karma just ran over your dogma.

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