What The Fuck Is Wrong With Mid 40's White People?

[Von Halen]

So, I'm out on my boat yesterday on Lake St. Clair, and I go to this area that is shallow. Where everybody anchors and parties. Nothing outrageous. A lot of families. Thowing the football and frisbee around, and hanging in the water. Not much better, right?

This boat full of fat, ugly, balding people (the women weren't balding) pull in a couple of boats away fom me. No problem, right? WRONG! They proceed to crank up the stereo, and they are playing fucking RAP shit! 40 something year old WHITE people! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? If I would have had a grenade, I'd have eliminated the scumbags from the earth.

[ELVIS]

You could face 30 years for that terrorist threat...

[Anonymous]

So, I'm out on my boat yesterday on Lake St. Clair, and I go to this area that is shallow. Where everybody anchors and parties. Nothing outrageous. A lot of families. Thowing the football and frisbee around, and hanging in the water. Not much better, right?

This boat full of fat, ugly, balding people (the women weren't balding) pull in a couple of boats away fom me. No problem, right? WRONG! They proceed to crank up the stereo, and they are playing fucking RAP shit! 40 something year old WHITE people! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? If I would have had a grenade, I'd have eliminated the scumbags from the earth.

Were they doin' that hand jive thing, where they look like retards with broken hands & posing like douchebags, with their arms crossed in front of their chests & a smug look on their faces?

WERE THEY GANGSTA???

Cheers!

[fraroc]

You should have blasted rock music right back at them.

[Von Halen]

You should have blasted rock music right back at them.

I did.

[lesfunk]

As a representative of mid 40's, fat, white folks (not balding), I must say that your experience with people like us is very much the exception rather than the rule...

[Seshmeister]

You have a boat and a buggy?

You're like a real life version of Batman but in orange shorts.

[ashstralia]

yeh, but in 'murrica it's more like na na na na na na fatmaaaaaaaannnnn.. (now with extra gangsta rap)

[ELVIS]

And here's you hard at work...

[Kristy]

Von, you obviously have serious (mental) heath issues when it comes to other people not liking the same, tired, highly boring worn-out homoerotic metal as you. Maybe Smelvis can put in touch with his social worker to help you iron out these anger burt that are really not good for your overall health. It's a start:

http://www.mnmentalhealthclinics.com/

[Anonymous]

I would agree with that, Kristy, but it's RAP!

You kiddin'?

Don't tell me you down with bein' a ho & strikin' poses...at 50 years old, like the people Von Hagar mentioned.

Cheers!

[Kristy]

No, I find rap music to be an abomination. I mean, all that misogyny and horrible "poetry" combined with sequenced drum machines. But this really isn't about rap music as it is the state of Von's health. The dude is what, 50? 50! which makes him a prime candidate for a prostate-induced heart attack. Von needs to mellow - preferably take up fishing, or get swindled on taking out a reverse mortgage (if he owns a home) or buy himself a Buick. You know, shit old people who listen to homoerotic metal do. Or he could stare at the homoerotic metal porn all day - probably not good for his blood pressure but what do I care?

[vandeleur]

I don't get it , if you bought it takes a nation of millions in 1988 . That's 25 years ago so chances are your gonna be approaching 50 .
And there isn't any thing wrong with holding your dick when talking or wearing a spotty hanky.
Fuck it , if I was cool i would listen to rap .


LL cool van in the house .

[Anonymous]

No, I find rap music to be an abomination. I mean, all that misogyny and horrible "poetry" combined with sequenced drum machines. But this really isn't about rap music as it is the state of Von's health. The dude is what, 50? 50! which makes him a prime candidate for a prostate-induced heart attack. Von needs to mellow - preferably take up fishing, or get swindled on taking out a reverse mortgage (if he owns a home) or buy himself a Buick. You know, shit old people who listen to homoerotic metal do. Or he could stare at the homoerotic metal porn all day - probably not good for his blood pressure but what do I care?

Hey, ManOwaR kicks ASS! It's the best damn band in the whole world!

Granted, they made some unfortunate image choices back in the 80s, but who cares??? The music is AWESOME & they don't dress like that anymore.

Cheers!

[Von Halen]

You have a boat and a buggy?

You're like a real life version of Batman but in orange shorts.

And a Harley.


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