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The Big Bang Theory
Unfunny. So fucking unfunny. Poorly scripted. Shit acting done with shit actors. Watching the Big Bang Theory is like going to the dentist for a root canal without the anesthetic. Yeah, nerds with Asperger’s are fucking hilarious; nerds who fuck their slutty neighbor in the ass while reading comic books is pure comedy gold! Never mind the (obvious) misogyny, jokes on racism, slavery and poverty and unrealistic environments like how a waitress in LA can afford an apartment that looks like that (furnishes and all) or how university doctorates can keep other jobs without doing any work. Think of Big Bang Theory as a nerd clique for the disenfranchised who paid a lot for college but still work at McDonald’s. If you like this show then you are an asshole and your family are assholes. Asshole. Here, watch without the highly annoying over brutally overdubbed "laugh track" I laughed harder at my grandmother's funeral:
ABC Football Night In America
Like I said, fuck the NFL. Football night In America stars Al Michaels a man so fucking in love with himself I’m surprised he doesn’t make the cameraman place mirrors above the lens. Personally, I love how Al tries to make the NFL look like it has always had a place in America’s academic culture” “Manning threw into the capricious wind of regret which yielded him no results…” Since when in the fuck did football go all Shakespearian? Never mind the Olberman pseudo-political rants, the Bob Coastas teeth caps or Chris Collinsworth’s ridiculous half time analysis with superfluous graphics and how he gave a blow job to each owner of every NFL team for those “in-depth” interviews. Who knew football could become even more dull even with all the murderers it successfully employs?
New Girl
I seriously hate this fucking show. Stars Zooey Douchanozzel as a anti-hipster/hipster who happens to live in trendy apartment with three other men who all want to simultaneously skull fuck all the remaining gray matter out her. Zooey plays a teacher, too. Oooh, how entertaining! New Girl is Mary Tyler Moore meets Craigslist. Zooey has a fashion model for a “girlfriend” and Rob Reiner as her dad. Bitchin’ The plot is even more one-dimensional which seems to center around Zoeey’s pussy. You see, Zooey doesn’t just have a pussy, no, she has a super pussy that requires special attention but alas, there is no man out there who knows how to give it the tenderness and love it so desperately needs. This leaves Zooey in a bind every week where her and her pussy grow old together as the music of Taylor Swift plays in the background. Every week, people. Every week.
Unfunny. So fucking unfunny. Poorly scripted. Shit acting done with shit actors. Watching the Big Bang Theory is like going to the dentist for a root canal without the anesthetic. Yeah, nerds with Asperger’s are fucking hilarious; nerds who fuck their slutty neighbor in the ass while reading comic books is pure comedy gold! Never mind the (obvious) misogyny, jokes on racism, slavery and poverty and unrealistic environments like how a waitress in LA can afford an apartment that looks like that (furnishes and all) or how university doctorates can keep other jobs without doing any work. Think of Big Bang Theory as a nerd clique for the disenfranchised who paid a lot for college but still work at McDonald’s. If you like this show then you are an asshole and your family are assholes. Asshole. Here, watch without the highly annoying over brutally overdubbed "laugh track" I laughed harder at my grandmother's funeral:
ABC Football Night In America
Like I said, fuck the NFL. Football night In America stars Al Michaels a man so fucking in love with himself I’m surprised he doesn’t make the cameraman place mirrors above the lens. Personally, I love how Al tries to make the NFL look like it has always had a place in America’s academic culture” “Manning threw into the capricious wind of regret which yielded him no results…” Since when in the fuck did football go all Shakespearian? Never mind the Olberman pseudo-political rants, the Bob Coastas teeth caps or Chris Collinsworth’s ridiculous half time analysis with superfluous graphics and how he gave a blow job to each owner of every NFL team for those “in-depth” interviews. Who knew football could become even more dull even with all the murderers it successfully employs?
New Girl
I seriously hate this fucking show. Stars Zooey Douchanozzel as a anti-hipster/hipster who happens to live in trendy apartment with three other men who all want to simultaneously skull fuck all the remaining gray matter out her. Zooey plays a teacher, too. Oooh, how entertaining! New Girl is Mary Tyler Moore meets Craigslist. Zooey has a fashion model for a “girlfriend” and Rob Reiner as her dad. Bitchin’ The plot is even more one-dimensional which seems to center around Zoeey’s pussy. You see, Zooey doesn’t just have a pussy, no, she has a super pussy that requires special attention but alas, there is no man out there who knows how to give it the tenderness and love it so desperately needs. This leaves Zooey in a bind every week where her and her pussy grow old together as the music of Taylor Swift plays in the background. Every week, people. Every week.
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