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[Satan]

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Joining Fox News, Leaving 'The View'

The Huffington Post | By Peter Finocchiaro, Rebecca Shapiro and Jack Mirkinson Posted: 07/09/2013 7:27 pm EDT | Updated: 07/09/2013 8:29 pm EDT

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is leaving "The View" to join Fox News' morning show, "Fox & Friends," the New York Post's Page Six reported Tuesday evening.

The news, which New York Times media reporter Brian Stelter also reported on Twitter, comes several months after Hasselbeck was first rumored to be leaving ABC's long-tenured daytime talk show. She will join "Fox & Friends" in "mid-September," the report says.

Stelter said that Wednesday will be Hasselbeck's last day on "The View," bringing her lengthy tenure there to an abrupt end. The show is going through an almost-complete overhaul; by mid-2014, Barbara Walters, Joy Behar and Hasselbeck will all have departed.

Fox News chief Roger Ailes issued a statement about the news, saying, "Elisabeth’s warm and engaging personality made her a star on 'The View.' She has proven to be an excellent conversationalist and I am certain she will make a great addition to our already successful morning franchise."

Gretchen Carlson, who currently hosts "Fox & Friends" with Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade, will helm a one-hour daytime program beginning in early fall, according to Page Six. It's possible that Carlson will take over one of the two hours previously hosted by Megyn Kelly, who will host a primetime show on Fox News when she returns from maternity leave.

Though it comes as something of a surprise, the move makes a great deal of sense for everyone involved. Carlson, who has been rumored to have angled for a higher profile on Fox News, will get her own show. Hasselbeck, who has been the house conservative on "The View" for years, will move to a program whose political views coincide perfectly with her own—and whose less-than-highbrow approach to the news dovetails with her daytime experience.

Moreover, she is a tested name and will bring her own version of star power to the show, and to the wider network. She is also likely to make regular appearances on primetime shows like Bill O'Reilly's and Sean Hannity's.

All eyes will be on "The View" Wednesday to see how her departure is handled. The apparently sudden nature of the exit could suggest some behind-the-scenes tensions.

[Von Halen]

Never seen her, but I'd fuck her!

How hot is the one she's replacing?

[chefcraig]

Other than Sports Center, I haven't watched daytime tv since Dark Shadows went off the air. Apparently, I haven't missed all that much. Are Speed Racer , Spiderman and The Marvel Super Heroes still airing in the morning?

[Kristy]

Never seen her, but I'd fuck her!

How hot is the one she's replacing?

You'd fuck your own grand mother if she had a pulse.

[Angel]

You'd fuck your own grand mother if she had a pulse.

Of course he would! Two legs and a hole is all it takes for Von!

[chefcraig]

You'd fuck your own grand mother if she had a pulse.

Oh, I dunno...have you seen Von's granny? Definitely do-able, and this should mean something coming from a guy who at this stage of the game rarely enough rises from a stupor, let alone would generally prefer rolling over and going back to snore-land.

[Von Halen]

Of course he would! Two legs and a hole is all it takes for Von!

Come on Angel. Look at her. You telling me you wouldn't fuck her?

[Von Halen]

Why is she squeezing her titties like that?

[chefcraig]

Why is she squeezing her titties like that?

Saying "she has titties" is more or less like saying "Craig has an enormous and cumbersome member that is admired and sought after by women the world over."

"That's not what yer mother said last night, Trebek!"

Sorry, guys...sometimes I just get caught up in the moment.

[LoungeMachine]

Why is she squeezing her titties like that?

Said no straight man ever.......

[Angel]

Come on Angel. Look at her. You telling me you wouldn't fuck her?

Damn rights I woukd.

[jhale667]

Never seen her, but I'd fuck her!

How hot is the one she's replacing?

Not. She has a really bizarre square head. Accentuated by the fact that she's utterly annoying. Hassletwit is at least somewhat easy on the eyes... you could watch with the sound turned down.

[Terry]

Not. She has a really bizarre square head. Accentuated by the fact that she's utterly annoying. Hassletwit is at least somewhat easy on the eyes... you could watch with the sound turned down.

Really?

I'd fuck Gretchen Carlson.

In fact, I'd want her to leave all the many pounds of makeup she wears for the Fox and Friends Show on while I banged her.

Oh, she's a complete nitwit, to be sure...but there's just something about those clueless Republican women that occupy the host chair at Fox and Friends...and I wanna bang her real dirty-like. Something along the lines of anal followed by her fellating me, because I think secretly the whole lot of those conservative coozes wanna get fucked six ways from Sunday. Hey, I'll even wear a condom. And should the condom prove ineffective, Carlson can just raise the child on her own (seeing as abortions are clearly evil) without any government assistance (no Obamacare for that republican bastard): maybe she can pray for one of those "faith-based initiatives' to help her out. Whatever. Long as she doesn't come to me expecting anything. I vote democratic, thus I'm a God-less sodomite and unwilling to accept responsibility for my actions.

[jhale667]

Really?

I'd fuck Gretchen Carlson.

In fact, I'd want her to leave all the many pounds of makeup she wears for the Fox and Friends Show on while I banged her.

Oh, she's a complete nitwit, to be sure...but there's just something about those clueless Republican women that occupy the host chair at Fox and Friends...and I wanna bang her real dirty-like. Something along the lines of anal followed by her fellating me, because I think secretly the whole lot of those conservative coozes wanna get fucked six ways from Sunday. Hey, I'll even wear a condom. And should the condom prove ineffective, Carlson can just raise the child on her own (seeing as abortions are clearly evil) without any government assistance (no Obamacare for that republican bastard): maybe she can pray for one of those "faith-based initiatives' to help her out. Whatever. Long as she doesn't come to me expecting anything. I vote democratic, thus I'm a God-less sodomite and unwilling to accept responsibility for my actions.

I agree all of that except for the "I'd bang Gretchen Carlson" part of it. That's where I gotta draw the line. I'd foul Hassletwit or Meygan Kelly no probs...

[LoungeMachine]

I wouldn't do Carlson with Kristy's dick.....