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  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8512
    #1

    Ice Cream Man!

    This has got to be one of my favourite Van Halen classic songs! Only Van Halen (Dave era) could sing a song about selling ice cream. But to us fans, we knew the inside joke. "Im your "ice cream" man, stop me when I pass you by, Ive got all your flavours, Gauranteed! to satisfy."

    On a side note... Mr GrumpyAss makes fun of this song and adds his own words to belittle our main man Dave. For shame on MGA. For shame. I say we wait until MGA is sleeping and we cut off his hairy nipples with a rusty grapefuit spoon and pour vinegar over his open wounds until he shits himself a football sized apology for Dave bashing. Any other ideas?
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
    Tags: cream, ice, man
    • Mr GrumpyAss
      Groupie
      • May 2004
      • 50
      #2
      LMAO! sorry BT but this song is by far the worst Dave song ever!

      Maple dip,chocolate chip ice cream man
      Blizzard and bannana split,ice cream man..WOW! YA! sing it

      Scooby Doo ba do bop Blah blah blah you get my point LOL

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        • Big Troubles
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Feb 2004
          • 8512
          #3
          Not nice. You are surrounded in this Army. Once people click on this thread you will have an "ice cream" truck full of shit to dig out of.
          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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            • Mr GrumpyAss
              Groupie
              • May 2004
              • 50
              #4
              Well when that ice cream truck full of shit comes along BT, I just hope Dave's not driving singing that fuckin moronic song. LOL

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                • Big Troubles
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 8512
                  #5
                  Oh he will. He's got two scoops for you!
                  "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                    • Mr GrumpyAss
                      Groupie
                      • May 2004
                      • 50
                      #6
                      Two scoops, a clown truck, 10 bucks, and a Dippity Doo bar.

                      Oh my he's the ice cream man YA YA YA he's the ice cream man, singing it loud and proud!
                      Ice cream man, sprinkles and caramel.woooooo tastes so good baby

                      LOL

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                        • Big Troubles
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 8512
                          #7
                          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                            • Big Troubles
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 8512
                              #8
                              Why everyone wants to be Dave. I give you his girlfirend.
                              "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                                • Mr GrumpyAss
                                  Groupie
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 50
                                  #9
                                  Jesus Christ! That should be a house hold appliance LOL

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                                    • JCOOK
                                      #10
                                      ONE OF EDS' BEST PIECES OF NASTY GUITAR WORK

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                                        • TwoFoolsAMinute
                                          Sniper
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 925
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by JCOOK
                                          ONE OF EDS' BEST PIECES OF NASTY GUITAR WORK
                                          Hell yeah, Ed was cookin that day. And the song has Dave's personality all over it.

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                                            • Loons The Great
                                              #12
                                              Who likes Ice Cream 'round heeya nah yezz?

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