Guess what?

[WARF]

Anyone who bought a Van Hagar album or saw a Van Hagar show isn't a real Van Hslen Fan!

[Dr. Love]

Well, I for one don't know if I could have survived another day without WARF's authoritative post on the subject.

[WARF]

Dr love you're a fag! You're a Hagar sheep! You don't deserve to be here... With a founder like me! You sucked Brad Starks cocks for so long the real doctors should pump semen out if your stomach! When you go to bed tonight I'm gonna post your pics of you ib Van Hagar clothing lol fuck off! You're not a real fan sorry!

[Sensible Shoes]

WARF,


Never mind.

[Dr. Love]

Do you have a guest list for the pity party you're throwing yourself tonight, or is this a solo affair?

[twonabomber]

He's got a bigger audience here.

[WARF]

You're a van Hagar lovin faggot, I got your whole interview and pics! Lol

Go to bed! I built this place u faggot brad Starks cocksucker! I got you in a 5150 shirt you fag! You're not a Van Halen fan sorry. Fuck you and your idol Sammy Hagar!

[WARF]

At the end of the day I'm a webmaster and you're a Hagar suckin faggot! Lol

[diamondclaudio]

Dave or the grave baabyyyyy!!!!

[WARF]

Do you want me to expose you in a Van Hagar tshirt? Say sorry WARF you fucking faggot!

[WARF]

Just a little tip from the guy who was here in may 2000 when u sucked brad Starks dick, here comes the humiliation! Dave or the grave u fag!

[WARF]

Take a step back as I unveil a real faggot cocksucking Hagar lover!

[Seshmeister]

I bought 5150 but didn't like it and barely listened to any Van Hagar never mind bought it.

I did see half of Hagar's set in 2002 when he toured with Roth but that was mainly because I didn't want to leave until I caught his eye and called him a cunt from the 2nd row, plus you need to see something to properly rip the shit out of it and I was all about writing the review for here.

WARF what age were you when 5150 came out, were you still on breast milk? :)

[VAiN]

I did see half of Hagar's set in 2002 when he toured with Roth but that was mainly because I didn't want to leave until I caught his eye and called him a cunt from the 2nd row

:appl:

[Sensible Shoes]

I bought the first Hagar album, I can't even tell you the name. Vinyl. Put the needle on the beginning of each song, until Bette started to sing. Yup. I wasn't sure why I liked Van Halen so much - but I knew now - it was all DLR. Never even listened to the full album. I think it's in my storage unit - I shall have to find it and melt it.

[WARF]

I bought 5150 but didn't like it and barely listened to any Van Hagar never mind bought it.

I did see half of Hagar's set in 2002 when he toured with Roth but that was mainly because I didn't want to leave until I caught his eye and called him a cunt from the 2nd row, plus you need to see something to properly rip the shit out of it and I was all about writing the review for here.

WARF what age were you when 5150 came out, were you still on breast milk? :)

My first concert ever was Van Halen and autograph in 1984. Jacksonville! I saw the real band and I've been hooked ever since. I refused 5150 And every Hagar album.

[WARF]

Van Halen with Roth is the only band I love care about! I don't like anyone who bought a Van Hagar album.

[Seshmeister]

5150 came out a couple of months before EEAS. Hagar was unknown over here(still is not well known) so we wandered along and got the album the week it came out.

You must have been insanely young to be at a gig in 1984. :)

[WARF]

You're a real fan Sesh, I respect you... You are doing a great job here!

[DONNIEP]

You must have been insanely young to be at a gig in 1984. :)

I think he was en utero.

[Seshmeister]

It's annoying that gig in Tampa was pre camera phone.

I swear Hagar's face fell when I called him a cunt, he showed he was bummed for 5 seconds or so. :D

He had been doing a sarcastic anti Roth shtick which was beyond lame.

[Dr. Love]

You're a van Hagar lovin faggot, I got your whole interview and pics! Lol

Go to bed! I built this place u faggot brad Starks cocksucker! I got you in a 5150 shirt you fag! You're not a Van Halen fan sorry. Fuck you and your idol Sammy Hagar!

WARF, I really don't care what picture you have, or if it is actually a picture of me or not. You have got to be trapped in one of the longest alcohol-induced tailspins I've ever seen. It's been an 8 month (at least) bender with remarkably few points of sobriety. I sincerely hope you get help for your problem; I can't imagine you're a very happy individual given how chronic your behavior is.

There's a lot more to life. I hope you recognize that at some point, for you and your family's sake.

[WARF]

I'm an alcoholic, and you suck Hagar's dick... We're even...goodnight!

[WARF]

You're a fucking tool Dr love, you don't deserve to be in a class with Chef Craig!

[TFM_Dale]

Dr love you're a fag! You're a Hagar sheep! You don't deserve to be here... With a founder like me! You sucked Brad Starks cocks for so long the real doctors should pump semen out if your stomach! When you go to bed tonight I'm gonna post your pics of you ib Van Hagar clothing lol fuck off! You're not a real fan sorry!

Somebody drank a red bull. To bad it gave you red wings, you menstrating little twat.

[Angel]

Somebody drank a red bull. To bad it gave you red wings, you menstrating little twat.

Menstruating. You're welcome. :p

[TFM_Dale]

Menstruating. You're welcome. :p

Thanks, if you knew the evening and night I had you would be surprised that I could spell my name right :bigwink:

[ThatArtGuy]

You know what? I tried to disprove WARF's initial post, but found out that it couldn't be done. That makes it scientific law, right?

[DONNIEP]

You know what? I tried to disprove WARF's initial post, but found out that it couldn't be done. That makes it scientific law, right?

If Warf said it, it's scientific law.

[vandeleur]

I've never bought a canned Hagar cd ever ,heard why can't this be shite at the Mayfair and divorced the son of a bitch then and there .
They played a gig a mile from my flat at Gateshead stadium and didnt go , got shit faced and kicked off with cunts who came in the boozer with their gig shirts ....
I balance( no pun) that with I ain't seen van halen live period .. No Dave !!!
Seen Dave solo tho but no Dave halen .
So I work out about even .

[FORD]

I remember the day that 5150 was released. The Rolling Stones album "Dirty Work" was released the exact same day.

Prior to that, any day that the Stones and VH both released a record at the same time should have been declared a national goddamned holiday.

But in this case, BOTH were such collossal disappointments. :(

At least the Stones recovered in time (after a well publicized soap opera played out in the press for 3 years) but Van Hagar only got worse. And Van Halen wouldn't be Van Halen again for another 20 years (aside for those two songs in 1996)

[twonabomber]

At the end of the day I'm a webmaster and you're a Hagar suckin faggot! Lol

Didn't you have a Hagar forum at your place?

[twonabomber]

I remember the day that 5150 was released. The Rolling Stones album "Dirty Work" was released the exact same day.

Prior to that, any day that the Stones and VH both released a record at the same time should have been declared a national goddamned holiday.

But in this case, BOTH were such collossal disappointments. :(

At least the Stones recovered in time (after a well publicized soap opera played out in the press for 3 years) but Van Hagar only got worse. And Van Halen wouldn't be Van Halen again for another 20 years (aside for those two songs in 1996)

Let's play a game. It's called "Say something nice about Dirty Work."

My answer:

It's better than Undercover.

[FORD]

Well, parts of it were, I guess....

I know Kristy had to have loved the solo on this tune.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTHFWGDWbOA

[ELVIS]

Anyone who bought a Van Hagar album or saw a Van Hagar show isn't a real Van Hslen Fan!

Guess that includes me...

Fuck off...


:mad2:

[twonabomber]

Well hello there dearly departed member who keeps returning!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Somebody drank a red bull. To bad it gave you red wings, you menstrating little twat.

toue bad... :gulp:

[Coyote]

Anyone who bought a Van Hagar album or saw a Van Hagar show isn't a real Van Hslen Fan!

Who is this Van Hslen you speak of?

But I'll just run along, 'cause I have every album. Emphasis: Every. (Although, as compensation, I did buy the Classic 6 thrice. CD, Remasters & Vinyl.)

And here's my parting shot. My fav from "VHIII".


Salut, enfoiré & drogué.

[TFM_Dale]

toue bad... :gulp:

They should deduct 3 posts from your total for every post like this :bigwink:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

They should deduct 3 posts from your total for every post like this :bigwink:

cool :gulp:

[ThrillsNSpills]

My first concert ever was Van Halen and autograph in 1984. Jacksonville! I saw the real band and I've been hooked ever since. I refused 5150 And every Hagar album.

If that was your first concert there's nowhere to go but downhill because it doesn't get any better. Classic double edge sword scenario.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

chicken butt

[wolfsbane]

I bought 5150. Did not like it. I immediately switched to DLR. I got OU812 secondhand, just to prove to myself that it sucks. I saw Van Hagar on the monsters of rock tour. That part of the show sucked.

[Angel]

I don't even know what songs are on any Hagar album. Never listened to one, never plan to.

[FORD]

This was probably Van Hagar's best song.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSpMDFPxbfg

[Inappropriate Van Hagar Lyrics]

I don't even know what songs are on any Hagar album. Never listened to one, never plan to.

You don't wanna wait til tomorrow ... why put it off another day?

[DONNIEP]

Right Now, Von Halen is running an IP search :biggrin:

[Von Halen]

Right Now, Von Halen is running an IP search :biggrin:

Ha!

Von Halen doesn't give a F.U.C.K. who is behind what username!

[DONNIEP]

Ha!

Von Halen doesn't give a F.U.C.K. who is behind what username!

That's just because you're On The Inside Lookin' In!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Anyone who bought a Van Hagar album or saw a Van Hagar show isn't a real Van Hslen Fan!



What about the ones that read his book?