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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16338

    You Know You've Smoked Too Much Weed When....

    You find yourself going out and buying these to keep your shitty apartment from smelling like weed:



    What's even more scary is that don't hippie new age Zen Buddishts self-righteous asshole blowhards buy incense sticks? I'll fucking kill myself before I ever turn hippie.
  • jhale667
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 20929

    #2
    I prefer Gonesh No 8....
    Originally posted by conmee
    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

    That is all.

    Icon.
    Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


    Originally posted by Isaac R.
    Then it's really true??:eek:

    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
    Originally posted by eddie78
    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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    • sadaist
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jul 2004
      • 11625

      #3
      Originally posted by jhale667
      I prefer Gonesh No 8....


      Are those the little cones? I always like the cones better than the sticks. But I had this neat wood thing to hold sticks at an angle. Looked like a phillipino fish boat or something and would catch all the ashes.

      Damn. The good old days of my first apartment & my friends first apartments. Drinking beer, some wine bottle we would keep candles in and let the wax ooze all over thesides, watching Cheers & Taxi and just hanging out telling jokes & being buzzed. Back when Letterman was funny. Or even Johnny Carson.
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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678

        #4
        Originally posted by sadaist
        Are those the little cones? I always like the cones better than the sticks. But I had this neat wood thing to hold sticks at an angle. Looked like a phillipino fish boat or something and would catch all the ashes.

        Damn. The good old days of my first apartment & my friends first apartments. Drinking beer, some wine bottle we would keep candles in and let the wax ooze all over thesides, watching Cheers & Taxi and just hanging out telling jokes & being buzzed. Back when Letterman was funny. Or even Johnny Carson.
        now i gotta find a pic of the drip candle in our bar...
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • ThrillsNSpills
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6626

          #5
          You Know You've Smoked Too Much Weed When....




          You can hide your own Easter Eggs.

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          • binnie
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • May 2006
            • 19144

            #6
            Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
            You Know You've Smoked Too Much Weed When....




            You can hide your own Easter Eggs.
            I actually choked on my drink with that one
            The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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            • binnie
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2006
              • 19144

              #7
              Originally posted by Kristy

              What's even more scary is that don't hippie new age Zen Buddishts self-righteous asshole blowhards buy incense sticks? I'll fucking kill myself before I ever turn hippie.
              I think the chances of you becoming a hippy are about the same as Paris Hilton joining Mensa. All you'd have to do is think about Jimmy Page and all of the peace and love would instantly evaporate from your zen space
              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • ThrillsNSpills
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6626

                #8
                Originally posted by binnie
                I actually choked on my drink with that one


                It actually also works with How can You tell when you have Alzheimers?

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                • jhale667
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 20929

                  #9
                  Originally posted by conmee
                  If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                  That is all.

                  Icon.
                  Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                  I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                  Originally posted by Isaac R.
                  Then it's really true??:eek:

                  The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                  OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                  Originally posted by eddie78
                  I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    #10
                    TOO much WEED?

                    i don't think that's possible
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • jhale667
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 20929

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sadaist
                      Are those the little cones? I always like the cones better than the sticks. But I had this neat wood thing to hold sticks at an angle. Looked like a phillipino fish boat or something and would catch all the ashes.

                      Damn. The good old days of my first apartment & my friends first apartments. Drinking beer, some wine bottle we would keep candles in and let the wax ooze all over thesides, watching Cheers & Taxi and just hanging out telling jokes & being buzzed. Back when Letterman was funny. Or even Johnny Carson.

                      Comes in sticks or cones. You're covered either way. Those little oil lamps are cool too, they're inexpensive and they make literally dozens of scents for them...beats the hell out a Renuzit or whatever-the-eff that stuff is called.
                      Originally posted by conmee
                      If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                      That is all.

                      Icon.
                      Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                      I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                      Originally posted by Isaac R.
                      Then it's really true??:eek:

                      The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                      OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                      Originally posted by eddie78
                      I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                      • Full Bug
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 2915

                        #12
                        How did I miss this thread?
                        'You Know You've Smoked Too Much Weed When....'
                        Your me.....
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                        • Hardrock69
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 21838

                          #13
                          I can not smoke "too much" weed.

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                          • FORD
                            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 58759

                            #14
                            Translation: If you NEVER smoked weed, you might be a spambot.
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                            • jhale667
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 20929

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Hardrock69
                              I can not smoke "too much" weed.
                              Physically impossible to do, really...
                              Originally posted by conmee
                              If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                              That is all.

                              Icon.
                              Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                              I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                              Originally posted by Isaac R.
                              Then it's really true??:eek:

                              The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                              OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                              Originally posted by eddie78
                              I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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