Get Ready To Vomit!

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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    Get Ready To Vomit!

    THE SPECIAL LYRICS TO "PEOPLE" AS PERFORMED BY BARBRA STREISAND AT THE LOS ANGELES FUNDRAISING CONCERT FOR THE KERRY CAMPAIGN


    PEOPLE
    I MEAN G - O - P - EOPLE -
    WHO'D BELIEVE THERE'S SUCH PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD?
    BUSH SEEZA
    LOTTA CONDOLEEZA,
    THEY'RE DIVIDING THE PLANET'S OIL
    ACCORDING TO RICHARD "POIL"
    AND THEY'RE ALL JUST TRAINEES
    OF CHENEY'S.

    RUMSFELD,
    WE MUST GET RID OF RUMSFELD -
    HE'S THE SPOOKIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.
    AS FOR POWELL -
    HE'S NEITHER FISH NOR FOWL.
    HE'S IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM,
    WHILE THEY'RE ALL FIDDLING WITH DOOM.
    NO ONE'S MINDING THE STORE.
    WHAT'S MORE,
    LET'S DISCUSS THIS WAR WE'RE LOST IN,
    DON'T ASK WHAT IT'S COSTIN' -
    WHAT'S A TRILLION OR TWO TO RULE THE WORLD?


    (Second chorus)
    THE SENATE
    HOW I WANT THE SENATE!
    ALL WE NEED IS TWO PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!
    I SEEA
    ANTONIN SCALIA.
    HOW I DREAD EV'RY TIME HE SITS -
    SCARED OUT OF MY WOLFOWITZ.
    TIME THOSE NEO-CON GUYS
    WERE GONE GUYS.

    THEY'RE LYING -
    WHILE THE GLOBE IS FRYING -
    AND THE FISHES ARE DYING IN THE WORLD.
    THEIR SOLUTION
    FOR ALL OF THE POLLUTION:
    IS JUST TO BEAR IT AND GRIN,
    AND PRACTICE NOT BREATHING IN.
    BUT THINGS ARE GONNA BE GREAT.
    JUST WAIT -
    WHEN THE WHITE HOUSE STATIONERY,
    READS PRESIDENT JOHN KERRY -
    WE'LL BE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!


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