Why Do You Think Daves A Has-Been??

[Sweet Irony]

Just because he isnt in front of EVH & Co., WTF?

He has presence, charisma, a great voice and a great look--

Whats the problem anyway?

[lms2]

Dave is Dave, is there a problem? The thing about Dave is if you don't love him, at least you love to hate him.

[Cathedral]

Dave isn't a hasbeen, he's a "Still Is", as opposed to Spammy the "Never Was" who is on a rocket ship to "Who Fucking Cares".

[lms2]

LOL.

[Terry]

Dave is still Dave, fuckin' A right.

Pebbles Flintstone, his neck-braced monkey brother drummer and Biff Malibu are the has-beens, unable to put out a full length album and touring in front of a greatest hits collection. And their current frontman is nothing more than a Dave wannabe.

[Sweet Irony]

couldnt have asked for more when we saw him---some of you assholes make him out to be Wayne Newton or something :mad:

[Cathedral]

Hey, whats wrong with Wayne Newton?
I dig that cool cat, as cool cats go...

[scottydabodi]

Dave's a has been?? When the fuck did that happen? Only a Hagar-Sperm-Burper would say some dumb ass shit like that. Here's a little poem for ya, cuz I'm feelin' froggy: SAMMY IS IN VH BECAUSE HE'LL KISS ED'S ASS AND LET HIM PLAY ANYTHING-GOOD OR BAD, WHEREAS DAVE TOLD ED WHICH RIFFS WERE GOOD, AND WHICH ONES SUCKED MOOSECOCK. BUT ED THINKS HE'S THE GREATEST GUITARIST EVER, AND THAT MEANS NONE OF HIS RIFFS SUCK AND DAVE'S AN ASSHOLE FOR SAYING SOME OF HIS RIFFS SUCK!!!!! Pretty good, huh? Ed's a poopchute paratrooper stright into the ANALS of Rock n Roll... F-Ed, and F-Ray Danniels. But HAIL JACK DANIELS!!! Get Laid, for once in your life, Hagar Fans!!!

[hot for david]

Originally posted by lms2
Dave is Dave, is there a problem? The thing about Dave is if you don't love him, at least you love to hate him.

nice point but the most interentin' here is the fact that you can't live without him.

[Panamark]

Dave is a Rock Legend.

He never has to worry about being a has been.
Has been status does not apply to Legends.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Sweet Irony
Just because he isnt in front of EVH & Co., WTF?

He has presence, charisma, a great voice and a great look--

Whats the problem anyway?

it dosnt matter who dave is with.

he will always be dave...

and thats a great fuckin frontman period

[Cathedral]

Well, Dave is a has-been....
He "Has-Been" a Legend for many years and will be for many more to come....

[Samsonite]

Cmon guys...he kind of is.

He's not going to put anything big out again.

At least he's not convinced that he's still a big draw like Hagar...

[Panamark]

He has already created a monument that cant be destroyed.
If he does nothing, ever again. He is still a legend.

[BrownSound1]

If Dave was a has been then every article written about him wouldn't start with "Legendary rocker David Lee Roth....."

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Brownsound1
If Dave was a has been then every article written about him wouldn't start with "Legendary rocker David Lee Roth....."

lol...you just beat me with that qoute...amen, bro