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Pebbles Flintstone, his neck-braced monkey brother drummer and Biff Malibu are the has-beens, unable to put out a full length album and touring in front of a greatest hits collection. And their current frontman is nothing more than a Dave wannabe.
Dave's a has been?? When the fuck did that happen? Only a Hagar-Sperm-Burper would say some dumb ass shit like that. Here's a little poem for ya, cuz I'm feelin' froggy: SAMMY IS IN VH BECAUSE HE'LL KISS ED'S ASS AND LET HIM PLAY ANYTHING-GOOD OR BAD, WHEREAS DAVE TOLD ED WHICH RIFFS WERE GOOD, AND WHICH ONES SUCKED MOOSECOCK. BUT ED THINKS HE'S THE GREATEST GUITARIST EVER, AND THAT MEANS NONE OF HIS RIFFS SUCK AND DAVE'S AN ASSHOLE FOR SAYING SOME OF HIS RIFFS SUCK!!!!! Pretty good, huh? Ed's a poopchute paratrooper stright into the ANALS of Rock n Roll... F-Ed, and F-Ray Danniels. But HAIL JACK DANIELS!!! Get Laid, for once in your life, Hagar Fans!!!
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