Why Do You Think Daves A Has-Been??

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  • Sweet Irony
    She's the Woman
    Sniper
    • Jan 2004
    • 870

    Why Do You Think Daves A Has-Been??

    Just because he isnt in front of EVH & Co., WTF?

    He has presence, charisma, a great voice and a great look--

    Whats the problem anyway?
    ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....
  • lms2

    #2
    Dave is Dave, is there a problem? The thing about Dave is if you don't love him, at least you love to hate him.

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    • Cathedral
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6620

      #3
      Dave isn't a hasbeen, he's a "Still Is", as opposed to Spammy the "Never Was" who is on a rocket ship to "Who Fucking Cares".

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      • lms2

        #4
        LOL.

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        • Terry
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 11957

          #5
          Dave is still Dave, fuckin' A right.

          Pebbles Flintstone, his neck-braced monkey brother drummer and Biff Malibu are the has-beens, unable to put out a full length album and touring in front of a greatest hits collection. And their current frontman is nothing more than a Dave wannabe.
          Scramby eggs and bacon.

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          • Sweet Irony
            She's the Woman
            Sniper
            • Jan 2004
            • 870

            #6
            couldnt have asked for more when we saw him---some of you assholes make him out to be Wayne Newton or something
            ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....

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            • Cathedral
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6620

              #7
              Hey, whats wrong with Wayne Newton?
              I dig that cool cat, as cool cats go...

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              • scottydabodi
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • Jun 2004
                • 2515

                #8
                Dave's a has been?? When the fuck did that happen? Only a Hagar-Sperm-Burper would say some dumb ass shit like that. Here's a little poem for ya, cuz I'm feelin' froggy: SAMMY IS IN VH BECAUSE HE'LL KISS ED'S ASS AND LET HIM PLAY ANYTHING-GOOD OR BAD, WHEREAS DAVE TOLD ED WHICH RIFFS WERE GOOD, AND WHICH ONES SUCKED MOOSECOCK. BUT ED THINKS HE'S THE GREATEST GUITARIST EVER, AND THAT MEANS NONE OF HIS RIFFS SUCK AND DAVE'S AN ASSHOLE FOR SAYING SOME OF HIS RIFFS SUCK!!!!! Pretty good, huh? Ed's a poopchute paratrooper stright into the ANALS of Rock n Roll... F-Ed, and F-Ray Danniels. But HAIL JACK DANIELS!!! Get Laid, for once in your life, Hagar Fans!!!
                If you listen to fools
                The Mob Rules

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                • hot for david
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 383

                  #9
                  Originally posted by lms2
                  Dave is Dave, is there a problem? The thing about Dave is if you don't love him, at least you love to hate him.
                  nice point but the most interentin' here is the fact that you can't live without him.
                  "life can be good with the right people"- andi deris

                  Woman Of Dark Desires
                  http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w...9b5fac7ede.jpg

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                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17113

                    #10
                    Dave is a Rock Legend.

                    He never has to worry about being a has been.
                    Has been status does not apply to Legends.
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • tjvhou812
                      Full Member Status

                      • Mar 2004
                      • 4215

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sweet Irony
                      Just because he isnt in front of EVH & Co., WTF?

                      He has presence, charisma, a great voice and a great look--

                      Whats the problem anyway?
                      it dosnt matter who dave is with.

                      he will always be dave...

                      and thats a great fuckin frontman period
                      Originally posted by RIKK

                      Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                      • Cathedral
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6620

                        #12
                        Well, Dave is a has-been....
                        He "Has-Been" a Legend for many years and will be for many more to come....

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                        • Samsonite
                          Head Fluffer
                          • May 2004
                          • 221

                          #13
                          Cmon guys...he kind of is.

                          He's not going to put anything big out again.

                          At least he's not convinced that he's still a big draw like Hagar...

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                          • Panamark
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 17113

                            #14
                            He has already created a monument that cant be destroyed.
                            If he does nothing, ever again. He is still a legend.
                            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                            Love ya Mary Frances!

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                            • BrownSound1
                              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 3025

                              #15
                              If Dave was a has been then every article written about him wouldn't start with "Legendary rocker David Lee Roth....."

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