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One has to be this chick form the Toyota commercials
She's pretty fucking hot for being so repetitively dull. Her name is Laurel Coppock a failed model and semi-worthy actress. I wonder if she would be into lesbian bondage. Rubber clothing optional. Laurel is certainty more easy on the eye than their other dismal choice of the F A T thighed peroxide douche from the Big Bang Theory who as fate would have it, is a tremendous buzzkill when you are high.
She has WeIrD lips and goes unexplainably crossed-eyed from time-to-time. That chick is really fucked up. Fuck her .
Anyway, rubber bondage or not, I'll be Laurel's "friend" too.
Contigo "hydration" water bottles
Shoddy made and overpriced petroleum product. I've actually seen hipsters with them. Great for carrying spare bong, douche and radioactive water in. Ever done a bong hit with radioactive water? I have not but would really like to try.
Our nations increasing aging overpass bridges
I dunno I think they are rather sexy. They make for some really interesting naval gazing when baked. All that concrete and engineering skills packed into a highway infrastructure that is rotting. Shit like that gets me hot.
Steve Harvey's face
Scary. Dude look like a beached-up walrus who wants to molest your daughter.
This Dead Can Dance tune 'Opium'
And now those tears leave taste on my tongue like the warm rush you get from black opium
Let's see your shit metal dog and pony acts or Roth and his boring mind-numbing novelty who robs you of your milk money come up with something better.
I really need to start doing opium. Weed is getting old.
She's pretty fucking hot for being so repetitively dull. Her name is Laurel Coppock a failed model and semi-worthy actress. I wonder if she would be into lesbian bondage. Rubber clothing optional. Laurel is certainty more easy on the eye than their other dismal choice of the F A T thighed peroxide douche from the Big Bang Theory who as fate would have it, is a tremendous buzzkill when you are high.
She has WeIrD lips and goes unexplainably crossed-eyed from time-to-time. That chick is really fucked up. Fuck her .
Anyway, rubber bondage or not, I'll be Laurel's "friend" too.
Contigo "hydration" water bottles
Shoddy made and overpriced petroleum product. I've actually seen hipsters with them. Great for carrying spare bong, douche and radioactive water in. Ever done a bong hit with radioactive water? I have not but would really like to try.
Our nations increasing aging overpass bridges
I dunno I think they are rather sexy. They make for some really interesting naval gazing when baked. All that concrete and engineering skills packed into a highway infrastructure that is rotting. Shit like that gets me hot.
Steve Harvey's face
Scary. Dude look like a beached-up walrus who wants to molest your daughter.
This Dead Can Dance tune 'Opium'
And now those tears leave taste on my tongue like the warm rush you get from black opium
Let's see your shit metal dog and pony acts or Roth and his boring mind-numbing novelty who robs you of your milk money come up with something better.
I really need to start doing opium. Weed is getting old.
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