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scottydabodi
06-28-2004, 11:29 PM
Dave is a NINJA, Sammy is a fat loser who's about as cool as Death Valley in July... Fist fight to the death. Speak up Roth Army Devotees!!! Let's hear your voices!!!! I say Dave would fuckin' put Sammy in the Crippler Crossface, and Sam would cry for his mama(who I'm fuckin'). :matrix:
DaveIsKing
06-30-2004, 12:25 PM
Son, if you're fuckin' Sammy's mom...you are beyond all hope.

Dave would murder his ass in 3 seconds flat.

Who's the chick w/ the nice tits? :D
guwapo_rocker
06-30-2004, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Son, if you're fuckin' Sammy's mom...you are beyond all hope.

Dave would murder his ass in 3 seconds flat.

Who's the chick w/ the nice tits? :D

Sure as hell isn't Spams mom, she's gotta be 100!!
DaveIsKing
06-30-2004, 12:31 PM
If Spam's mom has a body like that, she needs to be in fucking porno.
guwapo_rocker
06-30-2004, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by DaveIsKing
If Spam's mom has a body like that, she needs to be in fucking porno.

Granny does Dallas!
DaveIsKing
06-30-2004, 12:42 PM
If Granny looked like THAT, DaveIsKing may be tempted to put the cock to her. ;)
Roth kills Sam
06-30-2004, 01:11 PM
Sammy's put on so much weight, he might try some sumo wrestling moves on Dave.
BrownSound1
06-30-2004, 01:20 PM
I can't believe this is actually a thread. DLR would wipe the floor with Sammy, which might not be a bad idea because of his mop top. Hell, he could put Swiffer mops out of business.
scottydabodi
06-30-2004, 11:45 PM
SUMO SAMMY!!! Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about, cuz I ain't talkin' 'bout love!!!!!!!!!!!:hogan: Sam's a fucking dick, cuz you are what you eat!! The chick with the boobs is Sammy's Wife, by the way...
DaveIsKing
06-30-2004, 11:48 PM
Damn, Spammy has some good taste in chicks, if THAT is his wife.


She must cheat on him alot.


With this ScottyBotty....fellow
Roth kills Sam
06-30-2004, 11:49 PM
Sammy has bigger tits than the chick in the photo...

Well, he has bigger tits than most women, so it's a moot point
TLR
06-30-2004, 11:50 PM
Brownsound,

I just went and checked the box of Swiffers I have in the closet. If you hold the picture up to a mirror and look at it...Presto! You got it...you get a pic of Sam. I'll be damned.

And here I thought he looked more like a Muppet character.
tobinentinc
07-01-2004, 01:29 AM
Well Dave deff considering sam's a senior citizen.