Since When Has Tiger Wood Been Frack/Drilling Lindsey Vonn?

[Kristy]

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Two losers that never looked worse together. One can no longer "par" or what the fuck that means, and the other will be a major embarrassment in Sochi. He does realize she's not a waitress, right?

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Vonn: Hehe...pretty lights..."

Woods: "Shut the fuck up, bitch."

Be sure to bring back no medal, Vonn. It'll be Vancouver all over again.

[Nitro Express]

Tiger loves them blonde chicks. It still cracks me up his X-wife chased him with a golf club.

Boy when I was skiing all the chicks that did downhill and super G were ugly. This chick seems like she's out for a modeling career. I don't know I don't follow the US Ski Team anymore.

[BITEYOASS]

I prefer the Snowboarding chicks myself.

[twonabomber]

Aww, Tiger turned Kristy down.

[Kristy]

Which is a good thing.

[Nitro Express]

Aww, Tiger turned Kristy down.

Tiger is a good name for him. He fucks everything that moves. Oh well he thinks like a golfer. The objective is to get it in the hole.

[Nitro Express]

I used to race downhill and Super G. You have to build your legs up big time and you spend a lot of time in the gym doing squats and other leg exercises. Your thighs really start to burn about halfway through a course. That means she probably has great legs and probably a nice tight ass. Who wouldn't want that? Who cares if her personality is a tad below a soggy napkin?

[Von Halen]

I used to race downhill and Super G. You have to build your legs up big time and you spend a lot of time in the gym doing squats and other leg exercises. Your thighs really start to burn about halfway through a course. That means she probably has great legs and probably a nice tight ass. Who wouldn't want that? Who cares if her personality is a tad below a soggy napkin?

Are you Spider Sabich?

[Coyote]

Tiger is a good name for him. He fucks everything that moves. Oh well he thinks like a golfer. The objective is to get it in the hole.

Well, with a ho at every hole, no wonder he's that good at it.

[Satan]

Are you Spider Sabich?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8IOKKG_PAQ

[Nitro Express]

Well, with a ho at every hole, no wonder he's that good at it.

Admt it. If we were in his shoes we would be doing the same damn thing.

[Nitro Express]

Are you Spider Sabich?

No. I was never shot by a jealous lover. Ha! That will probably be Tiger's fate as well the way he's going.

[Kristy]

I love watching this

[Coyote]

Admt it. If we were in his shoes we would be doing the same damn thing.

Well, yes. A bit more careful than Tiger, though.

[Mushroom]

I love watching this



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Lindsey Vonn injured during training (today!!)

http://http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/2013/11/19/lindsey-vonn-injured-training/3642811/

Reigning Olympic downhill champion Lindsey Vonn has crashed while training ahead of her return to racing following major knee surgery.

U.S. Ski Team spokesman Tom Kelly says Tuesday that Vonn is being evaluated at a hospital after being taken off the slope at Copper Mountain, Colo., on a sled.

Hey Lindsey, you can't win another championship by sucking Tiger Wood!!

[Kristy]

Yeah, I saw that! I'm hoping that I had something to do with it in some way.

Hey, what are the chances Tiger will dump her for a hot nurse?