Still alive and kicking!

[Angel]

Well, you almost got rid of me guys. Got attacked by a psycho the other night. Tried to bash my head in with a vacuum cleaner.

Boy, they're not kidding when they say head wounds bleed a lot...

I feel like death warmed over...

[chefcraig]

A few more details, please. Are we talking a door-to-door Kirby salesman, or the more mysterious guy that helped Walt go into hiding on Breaking Bad?

[Angel]

A "friend" I was helping out with a place to stay. He was drunk and in a mood to argue. I decided to go for a drive and heard a noise behind me just as I was opening the door. Turned, saw him grab the vacuum and boom...I'm coming to with blood pouring out of my head.

Guess I should've waited till he was sober to tell him to get the fuck out. He's been charged with attempted murder, I think. That's what the cops were recommending anyway.

I thought I was goner for sure...but I came home from the hospital, wrote a paper, drove to the uni to turn it on and then went to class. I just hope the paper isn't full of gibberish and ia referenced properly, lol.

Doc said week off. Of course, he didn't offer to cover my wages so...off to work today. I promised him I wouldn't drive...what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

[Angel]

WARF and DonnieP are, I'm sure, disappointed that he wasn't successful. Maybe next time guys...

[TFM_Dale]

Thank God you are OK.

[vandeleur]

Glad your ok angel and looking forward to some decent hoover gags

[Von Halen]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[jhale667]

A "friend" I was helping out with a place to stay.

You're kind enough to let the dolt flop on your couch and he tries to bash your head in? Ungrateful wretch. Glad you're OK.

[twonabomber]

Glad you me ok angel and looking forward to some decent hover gags

Yeah. That sucks!

[vandeleur]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Glad I didn't mention my vasectomy

[Von Halen]

Yeah. That sucks!

She doesn't. Maybe that was the problem.

[chefcraig]

Glad your ok angel and looking forward to some decent hover gags

Hoover: Will you tell those assholes to shut up?
Boon: Hey! Shut up you assholes!

Otter: Point of parliamentary procedure!
Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time!
Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Boon: I thought you were pre-med.
Otter: What's the difference? Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!


Hoover: This may seem an inopportune moment to ask, Dean Wormer, but do you think you could give us one more chance?

[fraroc]

I'm so glad that you weren't killed Angel. Hell, you're the one of the few that stick up for me when Von or Krusty attack me.

[Von Halen]

I'm so glad that you weren't killed Angel. Hell, you're the one of the few that stick up for me when Von or Krusty attack me.

Angel, the only reason Fragile Cock is glad you weren't killed, is because you stick up for him!! Ha ha ha!

[VAiN]

Don't take this the wrong way, but you need new friends... what the hell?? I don't know anyone who would try to bash me with a vacuum, much less in my own house.