A Quik Word About Cafe Bustelo

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16338
    #1

    A Quik Word About Cafe Bustelo

    It taste like ass.



    Take it from someone who has tasted a lot of ass in her day. Bustelo is somewhere between F A T ass and sweaty ass. Picture Susan Boyle's ass on a seat at a Yankee game in the dead humid heat of summer and you have an idea what Bustelo is all about.



    Oh, and you cretins are welcome.
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    • VHscraps
      Veteran
      • Jul 2009
      • 1867
      #2
      fortunately they don't sell that particular variety here ... but finding good coffee, especially for the home kitchen, is tricky.

      Tastes vary, etc, and what you can buy there I can, no doubt, not buy here - but if I am stuck with supermarket options I go for this:

      THINK LIKE THE WAVES

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16338
          #3
          Does it taste like ass? It's no good unless it taste like ass.

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            • VHscraps
              Veteran
              • Jul 2009
              • 1867
              #4
              It probably smells like ass, if you leave the grains in the a filter for too long - but it tastes fine to me. Gets me moving in the morning.
              THINK LIKE THE WAVES

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49205
                  #5
                  I used to mix it with regular coffee like Folgers or something. I've long since given it up and just drink Starfucks or Gevalia...

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16338
                      #6
                      It's way over-priced, too. Probably due to hipsters.

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                        • VAiN
                          Use my hand, I won't look
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5056
                          #7
                          I'll take your word on hipster weed, but you don't know what coffee is supposed to taste like.. I like it like I like my women - strong, black & bitter.
                          Originally posted by wiseguy
                          That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                            • Kristy
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 16338
                              #8
                              Oh gee, how middle-aged.

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                                • Satan
                                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 6664
                                  #9
                                  Gotta be fresh dragon roasted beans, ground immediately after and brewed in a French Press. Louis XIV made one of those for me long before most of you mortals up there ever heard of them.
                                  Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                                  Originally posted by Sockfucker
                                  I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                                    • VAiN
                                      Use my hand, I won't look
                                      ROCKSTAR

                                      • Nov 2006
                                      • 5056
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Kristy
                                      Oh gee, how middle-aged.
                                      Every year you're getting closer & closer... I still don't think you'll make it to 40, so you're at your middle age now. Enjoy.
                                      Originally posted by wiseguy
                                      That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                                        • Kristy
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 16338
                                          #11
                                          Oh I will, fuckface. I will.


                                          Go pop your Viagra and watch your Asian porn.

                                          Idiot.
                                          Last edited by Kristy; 11-27-2013, 11:22 AM.

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                                            • VAiN
                                              Use my hand, I won't look
                                              ROCKSTAR

                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 5056
                                              #12
                                              Be sure to stay indoors, get baked and hide from the scary world. Remember, it's everyone else, not you that has problem.

                                              Idiot.
                                              Originally posted by wiseguy
                                              That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                                                • ELVIS
                                                  Banned
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 44120
                                                  #13
                                                  Cafe Bustelo is just fine if you make it in an espresso maker, as intended...

                                                  I have three espresso makers, a Krupps a Magic Chef and a Mr. Coffee and they all make coffee slightly different...

                                                  But an espresso maker makes a much bolder cup in general...

                                                  Capt. Krusty probably eats it straight out of the bag...


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