Merry fuckin Christmas everybody!!

[Fairwrning]

Im not sure how but I came across this today and just thought Id share..kinda puts ya in the mood of the season...

[twonabomber]

One year I worked in retail at Christmas...the store manager would walk around muttering "MFC!"

[Satan]

http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/xmas/i025.gif

[Seshmeister]

0'00 - Roxanne, Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Gleaming the Cube, The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Casino, Three Amigos, A Clockwork Orange
1'05 - Dolemite, Glengarry Glen Ross, Bad Santa, The Witches of Eastwick, The Big Lebowski, In Bruges, Full Metal Jacket, There Will Be Blood
2'05 - Toy Story, Casablanca, Encino Man, The Women, Predator, Army of Darkness, They Live, Uncle Buck, Big Trouble in Little China, New Jack City, Billy Madison
3'00 - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Departed, Carlito's Way, In the Loop, Glengarry Glen Ross, Stand By Me, Grosse Pointe Blank, Duck Soup, Caddyshack, Planes Trains & Automobiles
4'00 - South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, As Good as It Gets, The 6th Day, Step Brothers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Full Metal Jacket, City Slickers, Road House, True Grit, Shot Circuit
5'00 - Raging Bull, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Caddyshack, The Last Boy Scout, Ghostbusters, The Sandlot, As Good as It Gets
6'00 - 48 Hrs, In Bruges, Silver Streak, Glengarry Glen Ross, A Fish Called Wanda, Goodfellas, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, The Mist, Trading Places
7'00 - The Warriors, Point Break, Gangs of New York, Reservoir Dogs, The Breakfast Club, The Cowboys, Full Metal Jacket, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, Scarface, The Good the Bad and the Ugly
8'00 - Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Sexy Beast, In the Loop, Get Shorty, Blazing Saddles, The Way of the Gun, Blade: Trinity, Clerks, The Boondock Saints, The Exorcist, What About Bob?, Weird Science
9'00 - Con Air, True Romance, In the Loop, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lake Placid, The Front, Gone with the Wind

[Kristy]

Christofascism wrapped in retail materialism and corporate greed. Nothing happy about it.

Good news is after this Nazi holiday is finally over legal weed will be right around the corner.

Then I will be "Merry"

[ZahZoo]

Fleas Knobby Bob...

[ELVIS]

Peliz Krustydie

Peliz Krustydie

Peliz Krustydie

Prostituto el stoner queer bait...


:elvis:

[Kristy]

Is the Christofascist offended?

[ELVIS]

What's a christofascist ??

[Seshmeister]

http://bit.ly/1960A1A

[Phil Buttixx]

http://i40.tinypic.com/rj2uyf.jpg

[Jérôme Frenchise]

http://i40.tinypic.com/rj2uyf.jpg

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/customavatars/avatar31181_1.gif

Bound to make you feel merry. :)

[Kristy]

Wow. Just wow. F A T skanky women.

[Seshmeister]

You have a point... :)

That is a very big ass...

[Satan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWJQn7sAe08

[Diamondjimi]

Merry fuckin Christmas, Fucko's!

[ELVIS]

That would be fuckos, fucko...

Merry Christmas...;)

[Kristy]

Fuck this Christofascist holiday.

[Kristy]

You have a point... :)

That is a very big ass...

You guys seem to like gross, ugly, F A T women while admiring men who wear bondage leather and spandex...

You know, jus' saying.

[Coyote]

It's also Lemmy's birthday...

[Kristy]

It's also Lemmy's birthday...

Yeah, speaking of ugly, F A T women

[cadaverdog]

Merry Christmas Krusty. If Santa got my list you'll be visited by a fat bearded old white guy tonight. I wished a wino would break into your house tonight, fuck you up the ass and smoke all your weed. I changed my avatar as a special gift to you. I also wished you'd get a Jimmy Page greatest hits CD. I'm not completely heartless.

[ELVIS]

Krusty is a fat old bearded white guy...

[Kristy]

No David Duke pajamas for you this year, Elvis.

[DONNIEP]

No David Duke pajamas for you this year, Elvis.

Where's mine???

[Satan]

C-dog is Santa Claus now?

Guess that gives a whole new meaning to "stocking stuffers" this Xmas.

[WARF's Vagina]

C-Dog couldn't find his asshole with a funnel.

[ELVIS]

A sock funnel ??

[Diamondjimi]

That would be fuckos, fucko...

Merry Christmas...;)

Nice to see the grammar police working through the holidays...

[ELVIS]

It's a tough job...;)

[katina]

From The Land of the Tango, Merry fucking Christmas everybody !!!

[Fairwrning]

Back at ya..Merry Fuckin Christmas!!

[cadaverdog]

C-Dog couldn't find his asshole with a funnel.
I found the RothArmy's asshole easy enough. I just replied to it's stupidity.

[cadaverdog]

It's a tough job...;)
Sorry about that suspension thing Phil. But it looks like you'll probably be back on the show soon. Next time spout some racial bullshit and see if they suspend you again.

[cadaverdog]

C-dog is Santa Claus now?

Guess that gives a whole new meaning to "stocking stuffers" this Xmas.
How about stuffing a stocking up your ass and see if Santa fills it for ya. Then you can get down on your knees and sample his North Pole.

[cadaverdog]

Santa's got something for you right here.

[Seshmeister]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWJQn7sAe08

I wonder who he stole that from.

The guy is complete scum.

[ELVIS]

:biggrin:

[Satan]

Yeah, actually Bill Hicks told me the same thing. He's pissed off about Leary's plagiarism too. I'm not a big fan of Leary... just thought the song fit this thread. If he stole it from somebody, damned if I know who/ (he probably stole the title from Mr. Garrison, I guess?)

[TFM_Dale]

Merry Christmas fuckers!

[Coyote]

Yeah, speaking of ugly, F A T women

You always were an attention whore...

[Never was]

Embrace life and merry christmas to all

[ELVIS]

Ain't no life nowhere...

[Kristy]

Now that this Christofascist holiday is over can we get on with our lives?


Oh right, none of you actually have lives.

[Kristy]

You always were an attention whore...

And you were always a failed musician.

[ELVIS]

You call smoking drugs and infecting message boards a "life" ??

[Kristy]

I don't smoke drugs, you backwoods chronically unemployed racist asshole rube. I smoke weed not Ibuprofen.

Better call on your fascist "Lord and savior" to see if you can get next month's supply of food stamps and Obamacare.

[ELVIS]

I'm not a socialist...

And I wouldn't accept food stamps even if it were to feed you and I got rich doing so...

Get a life...

"Legal weed" isn't all it's cracked up to be, crackhead...

[Kristy]

I'm not a socialist...

No, you're an idiot. You wouldn't know what socialism was if Karl Marx himself invited your worthless ass to a Klan meeting


And I wouldn't accept food stamps even if it were to feed you and I got rich doing so...

Huh? The only way you'll ever be rich is if you collect enough aluminum cans.


Get a life...

Get a job.


"Legal weed" isn't all it's cracked up to be, crackhead...

Neither are your social skills.

[Anonymous]

You guys seem to like gross, ugly, F A T women while admiring men who wear bondage leather and spandex...

You know, jus' saying.

Well, not exactly gross, ugly & F A T, more like dirty, slutty-looking & curvaceous.

The rest is true, though. But it does NOT mean gay butt play.

And please, no insulting Lemmy. Anyone/thing else, ok, but not Lemmy. Let's keep at least a small amount of civility & decorum, & not turn into cuntplete savages.

Cheers! :beers:

[cadaverdog]

Ain't no life nowhere...
Try moving out of Louisiana and you might find some. Louisiana makes Texas look like heaven and it sucks too. We have earthquakes and this place looks more like Mexico than the U S but at least there's something going on here other than getting eaten by mosquitos and eating barbecued road kill.

[cadaverdog]

And I wouldn't accept food stamps even if it were to feed you and I got rich doing so...



"Legal weed" isn't all it's cracked up to be, crackhead...
They don't give out food stamps there. They just drop off fresh roadkill a couple times a week. You should try smoking weed. It might change your shitty disposition and cure your paranoia or at least tone it down. When you decide to respond try not to plagarize all the other assholes here and put a little effort into it.

[Zing!]

Merry day after X-mas everybody!

[Kristy]

Merry day after X-mas everybody!

Hippie.

[sonrisa salvaje]

It's Thorazine Thursday!

[WARF]

There is NO Van Halen without Michael Anthony.... if u don't like like that. Destroy the first 6 albums you wolfgang worshipers.... Van Halen is DEAD. Mike or the grave!!

[Satan]

Yeah, Mike or the grave.... the guy who never wrote a single song.

Look, I miss his backing vocals as much as anybody else, but if he can't pull his head out of Hagar's cheese-clogged ass, then fuck him.

[vandeleur]

The mike we loved is gone , he is just a passenger in the side car of Sammie's monkey spunk moped :D

[DONNIEP]

Speaking of Sammy, he wants to wish you all a very happy holiday season! Especially Satan!

http://s22.postimg.org/ycjmek7dt/image.jpg

[WARF's Vagina]

There is NO Van Halen without Michael Anthony.... if u don't like like that. Destroy the first 6 albums you wolfgang worshipers.... Van Halen is DEAD. Mike or the grave!!

fuck off Brian

[WARF's Vagina]

Sammy's wife is good lookin'. Better looking than Roth's boyfriend.

[cadaverdog]

Sammy's wife is good lookin'. Better looking than Roth's boyfriend.
I was banned for talking less shit overall than you do everyday. You must be blowing someone to still be here.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Speaking of Sammy, he wants to wish you all a very happy holiday season! Especially Satan!

http://s22.postimg.org/ycjmek7dt/image.jpg

That sure was nice of that little elf to pose with those nice people.