Fat Bastard says "If You Don't Like Hearing Merry Christmas, Leave the Country!"

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  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6664

    Fat Bastard says "If You Don't Like Hearing Merry Christmas, Leave the Country!"

    On Sunday, John Hagee delivered a sermon to his congregation during which he raged against the supposed "War on Christmas" which he began by declaring that America was founded as, and still remains, a Christian nation. As such, if atheists and humanists don't like being wished a "Merry Christmas" ... well, they can just get out of the country.

    Telling atheists to get out of America is one of Hagee's favorite pieces of advice, so it was no surprise to hear him declare it again during his Sunday sermon when he told any atheists listening that "if you pass a manger scene and someone is singing 'Joy To The World,' you can take your Walkman and stuff it into your ears, or you can call your lawyer, or you can just exercise your right to leave the country; planes are leaving every hour on the hour, get on one".

    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.
  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16338

    #2
    I like him. He's going places.

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #3
      'Your Walkman" ??

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      • Zing!
        Veteran
        • Oct 2011
        • 2363

        #4
        Originally posted by ELVIS
        'Your Walkman" ??
        If you have a problem with that you can just pack up your 8-tracks and get the hell out!
        My karma just ran over your dogma.

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        • cadaverdog
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Aug 2007
          • 8955

          #5
          Originally posted by Zing!
          If you have a problem with that you can just pack up your 8-tracks and get the hell out!
          He hasn't made it to 8 tracks yet. His telephone is a paper cup with a string through the bottom. He still listens to music on 4 track mono tapes.
          Beware of Dog

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          • ELVIS
            Banned
            • Dec 2003
            • 44120

            #6
            You don't know what 4 track tape means...

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