Kristy's Top 5 Roth Army Closet Homosexuals of 2013

[Kristy]

1. Matt White - This is a given. I've noticed Matt hasn't been around a lot in 2013. Perhaps he did come out. Good for him.

2. Jacksmar - Post way too many pictures of skanky women with F A T asses and even F A T T E R arms. The man has no taste for women of taste. He responses to women in misogynistic terms and outdated jokes that he seriously believes are funny. Therefore, that is a sure sign he is a flamer.

3. Diamondjimi - So angry all the time. Chances are good he's dealing with a lot of latent tendencies towards his own gender and he just cannot express them.

4. Von Halen - Tricky about Von. You see, he is more into homoerotic images of men then wanting to actually engage in a fudge-packing session with one complete with the cream if you get my drift. This could be due to the fact that he is old, unattractive and a general asshole who wished he had an asshole to come home to.

5. Mushroom - This dude is gayer than Richard Simmons on a carnival cruise. Lots of anger as well only his is more directed towards himself.

[mug]

Your one interesting chick. Moving to Denver, legal weed sounds awesome.

[Kristy]

Please don't come here.

[jacksmar]

Kristy, thanks for thinking about me yet again.

How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let her do the dishes in the dark.


A night to remember!!!!!!!!!!!





A night you can never forget.

[Kristy]

A night you can never forget.

Dripping from DTSW on Vimeo.

[jacksmar]

And where's my nude photo? You know how many hours my secretary Shelia put in on our proposition? Topless?

Even Fab Shadow sent me a photo. Get with the program.

[jacksmar]

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, feminists can't change anything.







A night regretted.

[VAiN]

Looking forward to more lists from Kristy.. always entertaining.

[cadaverdog]

And where's my nude photo? You know how many hours my secretary Shelia put in on our proposition? Topless?

Even Fab Shadow sent me a photo. Get with the program.

Some chick sent me a picture of her tits on another site. They were big but unattractive. We were both living in Texas at the time and she wanted to hook up. But she lived in El Paso and I lived in Ft Worth. If she'd have been better looking I might have driven there to "meat" her.

[cadaverdog]

Looking forward to more lists from Kristy.. always entertaining.

She does put a little effort into her meanness.

[cadaverdog]

Kristy, thanks for thinking about me yet again.

How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let her do the dishes in the dark.


A night to remember!!!!!!!!!!!





A night you can never forget.

I hope that doesn't give me nightmares.

[Guitar Shark]

Some chick sent me a picture of her tits on another site. They were big but unattractive. We were both living in Texas at the time and she wanted to hook up. But she lived in El Paso and I lived in Ft Worth. If she'd have been better looking I might have driven there to "meat" her.

Well, your chances at her place are probably better than on your friend's couch.

[cadaverdog]

Well, your chances at her place are probably better than on your friend's couch.

I'm sure you often score on another mans couch. With the man that owns it that is.

[Satan]

Ah, so now Socky thinks everyone is gay.....except him.

Ironically, as an ex-convict, he's the one most likely to have actually engaged in same sex relations.

[Guitar Shark]

I'm sure you often score on another mans couch. With the man that owns it that is.

Haha. That was truly one of your weakest comebacks ever, which is really saying something.