2014 NFL Playoffs

[Nickdfresh]

Well, it looks like K.C.'s oft criticized offense is exploding all over the the hapless Colts. But Trent Richardson should really be the key factor... :biggrin:

[Fairwrning]

Gotten very interesting..

[Satan]

It would be the comeback of the year if the Colts actually pulled out a win. Either way, KC has definitely slipped a lot since their 8-0 start of the season (or whatever it was)

[Satan]

Damn, did Luck live up to his last name on that fumble/touchdown or what?

[guwapo_rocker]

Holy shit!!

[Fairwrning]

28 pt lead...lost..wow

[Fairwrning]

You would think only Detroit could fuck that up..

[guwapo_rocker]

Glad I got +2.5 on KC earlier this week. Phew.

[guwapo_rocker]

Smart money is on the Eagles tonight, but I have a hard time betting against the Saints.

[Fairwrning]

Eagles are hot...I say they win in a high scoring game..38-35

[guwapo_rocker]

Okay, that last play was fucking funny!!

[Fairwrning]

Defense will go out the window 2nd half

[guwapo_rocker]

OK. C'mon Brees!!

[guwapo_rocker]

Thank you.

[guwapo_rocker]

Fuck. I have the Saints +2.5

[guwapo_rocker]

YES!! :boobs:

[Fairwrning]

Im glad I dont gamble on this shit

[Satan]

Congrats to the Saints fans on their road win. It's going to be their last one this season.

[guwapo_rocker]

Im glad I dont gamble on this shit

I bet a $5 Parlay on this weekends playoff games just for fun. Gives me a reason to watch.

Still alive.

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[guwapo_rocker]

http://s22.postimg.org/vup69m601/Screen_Shot_2014_01_05_at_1_28_22_AM.png

[Bob_R]

I went 0-2 yesterday. Betting with spreads some places were giving KC 1 1/2 points, so you won by 1/2 point.

I can't see the Bengals losing but you never know. I'm back and forth with the Niners and Packers don't know who the hell is going to win that one.

[Kristy]

Well, it looks like K.C.'s oft criticized offense is exploding all over the the hapless Colts. But Trent Richardson should really be the key factor... :biggrin:

Just too bad their F A T fuck of a coach with his multimillion dollar contract still can't afford to buy himself a watch so he can manage field time.

[Nickdfresh]

Damn, did Luck live up to his last name on that fumble/touchdown or what?

He may look like a Wookie, but he surely does create his own luck!

[Nickdfresh]

It would be the comeback of the year if the Colts actually pulled out a win. Either way, KC has definitely slipped a lot since their 8-0 start of the season (or whatever it was)


KC had a softer schedule than an unemployed trust fund kid! I think they can be a good team, but not as good as their record showed...

[Nickdfresh]

Just too bad their F A T fuck of a coach with his multimillion dollar contract still can't afford to buy himself a watch so he can manage field time.

They were bushleague when it came to overall game management and they let the Colts back in in an epic meltdown. One thing KC can say is that they suffered a lot of key injuries and there's no way they were going any farther even if they did win...

[Kristy]

No they weren't. You need not look no further than Andy "I Am The Walrus" Reid. With that F A T fuck at the helm you can always, always count on him choking in the 2nd half. He literally destroyed many a Philadelphia Eagle career and he is doing the same in Kansas City.

[Nickdfresh]

No they weren't. You need not look no further than Andy "I Am The Walrus" Reid. With that F A T fuck at the helm you can always, always count on him choking in the 2nd half. He literally destroyed many a Philadelphia Eagle career and he is doing the same in Kansas City.

Maybe. But as one of the post game announcers pointed out, the defensive game plan was a giant piece of shit that allowed the Colts top receiver, YP Tittie (or something) to continuously get open in one-on-one coverage. He's like their only major weapon besides Luck FFS! The Colt's ground game was based on a massive bust called Trent and a back up RB at best in Brown, and they still managed to get Title open and Luck to run for it when he had too. KC was one of the top dees FFS! How do you do that even on purpose. Ried deserves blame for that, but the defensive coordinator should have been summarily executed after the game! Even Alex Smith was borderline great!

[guwapo_rocker]

Dalton sucks. There goes my Parlay.

[Kristy]

There ya go. Bite a dick, Green Bay. You'll always be a joke.

http://chicagosportsshirts.com/Shirts/GreenGay--FT.jpg

[Satan]

The bigger joke is the media whore fascination with Crappyprick, which we still have to put up with another week now :puke:

The only more overrated (by the media) QB is RGayIII. He's not even in the goddamned playoffs, and they still won't shut up about him.

[Kristy]

Kappynick with the Small Prick is a passing NFL fad.
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ed/ed6d376e9125aab103bfd14170b2288ea7c8b9e760755ff4ff 5bf3b22404b6ac.jpg

[cadaverdog]

There ya go. Bite a dick, Green Bay. You'll always be a joke.

http://chicagosportsshirts.com/Shirts/GreenGay--FT.jpg
That's why the championship trophy is named after Vince Lombardi. 4 Superbowls and 11 world championships before that. They suck.

[Kristy]

My predicts for the weekend:

Saints over Hawks
9'ers over Panthers

Colts over Pats
Broncos over San De Sucko

[Angel]

Saints over Hawks??? Are you smoking crack now?

[Kristy]

Hawks are a fluke.

They'll choke. After all, Arizona kicked their ass.

[Nickdfresh]

Hawks are a fluke.

They'll choke. After all, Arizona kicked their ass.

You're smoking wayyyyy tooo much pot!

With Percy Harvin back, they may have all the pieces...

[Kristy]

Who cares? Hawks suck.

[Satan]

Hawks are a fluke.

They'll choke. After all, Arizona kicked their ass.

Dragonshit.

[Kristy]

Yes, yes they will be wearing dragonshit - shit on by Saints

[BITEYOASS]

Saints over Hawks??? Are you smoking crack now?

Yep, Rob Ford gave me some. LOL j/k

[Mushroom]

My predicts for the weekend:
Broncos over San De Sucko

Are you a Peyton cocksucker again? Get back in that kitchen honey:love0066:

[Kristy]

Fuck you, closet Queen.

[Mushroom]

Fuck you, closet Queen.

Dirty cunt licker :painkiller:

[DlocRoth]

Oh, you two....

HEY!! It'll last forevaaaaaaaaaaa Na na na na na na.

[Fairwrning]

Hawks by 20

[Satan]

Hawks by 20
Hell, it looks like they might have a 20 point lead before halftime. You might have underestimated http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/a045.gif

[Nickdfresh]

I love Drew Brees, but he's not a gamer on the road in shitty weather...

[Angel]

Hell, it looks like they might have a 20 point lead before halftime. You might have underestimated http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/a045.gif

16 will do!

[Fairwrning]

I love Drew Brees, but he's not a gamer on the road in shitty weather...

Vics Nyquil says different

[Satan]

Great, Percy Harvin out for the rest of the game, thanks to a late deliberate hit that the zebra stripe felons completely ignored, and a follow up hit that was also intentional, and ignored.

But when I saw him nearly fall on his ass after being lightly tapped on the helmet by one of his own players, I knew he was done. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d085.gif

[Satan]

And as usual, FAUX sports announcers are IDIOTS.

"It's a one score ball game"

Um.... not for us who know how to count, dumbass.

[Satan]

and so help me, if the zebra striped criminals steal this play from the Seahawks, I will come up there, and drag them down to Hell and throw them on the grill with Ariel Sharon.

[Satan]

The BEAST seals the win!

[Nickdfresh]

He ran over the defense like he was driving his Hummer over Canadians!

[Kristy]

Seattle can eat a dick.

[Angel]

Seattle can eat a dick.

:p :D

[Satan]

Seattle can eat a dick.

But if they did that, they would be Denver.

[Kristy]

New England can eat a dick as well.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eQylNMSHpP8/TylaP6Lq-1I/AAAAAAAAApQ/92L17SLc_qQ/s1600/TOM%2BBRADY%2BBALLERINA.jpg

[Angel]

I haven't watched much football the last few years but I must say...damn, the Seahawks have been fun to watch the few glimpses I've had this year.

[Fairwrning]

Steve Smith makes a simple slant pattern catch and gets up showboating...Olsen just made a harder, clutch catch and just gets up and hands the ball to the ref..I hope Carolina gets steamrolled.

[Fairwrning]

Oh look..another catch by the midget..I know this because he had to showboat to make sure everybody saw it..

[Fairwrning]

Stuffed..did anybody not know that play was coming??

[Fairwrning]

Kapernik is playing like shit...

[Satan]

And let's hope he keeps on doing so.

[Kristy]

Looks like some 9'ers are coming to kick some ugly, cheating Seacock ass.

[Satan]

Looks like some 9'ers are coming to kick some ugly, cheating Seacock ass.

Well... there's no weather forecast for snow in Hell next week, so I wouldn't bet your soul on that.

[Satan]

These assholes on FAUX sports just need to go down to the field and suck Crappyprick's cock already, so they can get over their obsession with him :blow:

[Fairwrning]

I do find it funny that Carolina was talkin all that shit in the first half and got owned..

[Nickdfresh]

New England can eat a dick as well.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eQylNMSHpP8/TylaP6Lq-1I/AAAAAAAAApQ/92L17SLc_qQ/s1600/TOM%2BBRADY%2BBALLERINA.jpg

Quoted for truth...

:D

[Kristy]

Well, I'm left in a conundrum. So sick of Manning, so sick of Brady.

[Satan]

Well, I'm left in a conundrum. So sick of Manning, so sick of Brady.

Yeah, I hear you there.... don't know which one of those overrated hasbeens I hate more.

So I don't care which one of them loses next week.... the other one will lose to the Seahawks anyway, on Feb 2.

[Kristy]

Seacocks will have their asses beat by this time next week.

[Nickdfresh]

Yeah, I hear you there.... don't know which one of those overrated hasbeens I hate more.

So I don't care which one of them loses next week.... the other one will lose to the Seahawks anyway, on Feb 2.

I understand the hate, but neither one are overrated hasbeens, Ford. They're great players. Brady is a pussy-whiner and Manning gets a case of the chokes in the playoffs often. But they still are great players that have lifted their teams and both have had great years...

[Satan]

Seacocks will have their asses beat by this time next week.

Like I said, it ain't freezing in Hell anytime soon.

[Satan]

I understand the hate, but neither one are overrated hasbeens, Ford. They're great players. Brady is a pussy-whiner and Manning gets a case of the chokes in the playoffs often. But they still are great players that have lifted their teams and both have had great years...

OK.... maybe not hasbeens, but still overrated. Not nearly as overrated as Crappyprick though.

[BITEYOASS]

All right, 49ers FTW! If they aren't in the Super Bowl, I'm not watching it. In the meantime, I'm going to get laid, watch hockey, try to trim down that Netflix list and wait for baseball to start.

[Guitar Shark]

Yeah, I hear you there.... don't know which one of those overrated hasbeens I hate more.


Hate them all you want, but "overrated hasbeens"?? Not a chance.

[Guitar Shark]

I understand the hate, but neither one are overrated hasbeens, Ford. They're great players. Brady is a pussy-whiner and Manning gets a case of the chokes in the playoffs often. But they still are great players that have lifted their teams and both have had great years...

I probably should have read the rest of the thread before I commented... :D

[Nickdfresh]

It's going to be a great match up!

[Satan]

Still undecided about which one should lose to the Seahawks in the big game though.

Though, in the tradition of the Seahawks old days in the AFC West, maybe it should be Denver, just so Manning can cry about the crowd noise, just like that pussy Elway used to do every time he played in the Kingdome.

[Kristy]

Seacocks: 24
Fag'ers: 31

Bronfucs: 38
F A Triots: 24

[Kristy]

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/525d56e6ecad04e374890baa/the-historic-decision-to-cut-peyton-manning-worked-out-perfectly-for-everyone.jpg

"I just smelled my own fart. It smells like teen spirit. Here, have a taste."

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Omaha

[Kristy]

I think everyone here at the Army should pitch in and buy you an inflatable doll, Pete. Maybe Von could give you his old one - although it's male.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I think everyone here at the Army should pitch in and buy you an inflatable doll, Pete. Maybe Von could give you his old one - although it's male.

:thumb:

[Kristy]

Seacocks are going to lose!

[Nickdfresh]

I hope Brady gets blown up!

[Nickdfresh]

Like Von's fuckdolls!

[Fairwrning]

This is gonna be close..I think Denver gets it done..barely

[FORD]

Seacocks are going to lose!

I just called Satan. He said Hell hasn't frozen over, so I don't think so.

[Fairwrning]

I hope Denver takes it all..so Manning will retire..

[Kristy]

Looks like a 9'ers/Broncs Superbowl

Boy howdy.

[Fairwrning]

Looks like a 9'ers/Broncs Superbowl

Boy howdy.

Probably... but Im taking Seattle at home

[Fairwrning]

Ann Wilson doing the anthem..nice

[Kristy]

Yeah, some F A T aging "rocker" anyhoo, Seacocks are not going to win shit - not with that pussy of a quarterback from Wisconsin.

[Angel]

Yeah, some F A T aging "rocker" anyhoo, Seacocks are not going to win shit - not with that pussy of a quarterback from Wisconsin.

You were saying?...

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[Kristy]

Eat a dick Seattle.

[FORD]

I would think you would be one of the first to support the Stoner Bowl.....

http://i41.tinypic.com/14dpkra.png :bong:

[Kristy]

No one could see that coming.

[BITEYOASS]

Now I really don't give a flying fuck about the Super Bowl! I'll watch some hockey while I wait for baseball to start.

[Romeo Delight]

Gotta love Sherman. How do you like them Apples Harbaugh?

So sweet

[Kristy]

Now I really don't give a flying fuck about the Super Bowl! I'll watch some hockey while I wait for baseball to start.

And this is why you are a pussy.

[Kristy]

http://www.celebstoner.com/assets/components/directresize/cache/dr_StonerBowl_banner_w619_h251.jpg

Fuck statistics. State with the best weed wins!

[mh5150]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/21/3ysa5e8e.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/21/a2ydajy7.jpg

[VetteLS5]

Ann Wilson doing the anthem..nice

She was good, especially that little guttural bit at the end (no, not a jab at her, uh, "circumference").

Richard Sherman is a douche though. I like the way both these teams play overall. Now, let's hope for about a foot of snow for NY in 2 weeks!

[mh5150]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/21/e4ura8um.jpg

[Kristy]

gotta love sherman. How do you like them apples harbaugh?

So sweet

don't you ever talk about me!!! I'm the best poster..um stoner on this board!

[Kristy]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/21/e4ura8um.jpg

Dude, that's ghey.

[Fairwrning]

She was good, especially that little guttural bit at the end (no, not a jab at her, uh, "circumference").

Richard Sherman is a douche though. I like the way both these teams play overall. Now, let's hope for about a foot of snow for NY in 2 weeks!

I would love to see that...Sherman is a prick but that line about wearing the hats early was hilarious..

[FORD]

Latest rumor: Kickoff time will now be 4:20 :littlebong:

[BITEYOASS]

Nah, fuck it! I think I'll get laid. Unless there are naked women involved, I'll pass on the Super Bowl.

[Mushroom]

Nah, fuck it! I think I'll get laid. Unless there are naked women involved, I'll pass on the Super Bowl.

You can get laid anytime (right?), certain women are always loose! This is the Super Bowl and another chance to see Peyton choke on the big stage.

[Mushroom]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/21/3ysa5e8e.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/21/a2ydajy7.jpg

What really makes this gay? They replaced Erin Andrews, the female sports caster who actually interviewed Sherman, with that chubby schmuck.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

no way

[Mushroom]

no way

Way?:bong:

[FORD]

What really makes this gay? They replaced Erin Andrews, the female sports caster who actually interviewed Sherman, with that chubby schmuck.

Yeah, I was going to say, I don't remember Sherman talking to this guy at all, and certainly not when he had his little mini-tantrum.

Hey, so the guy's a little bit mental, but he gets the fucking job done, so who cares? :biggrin:

[Kristy]

...certain women are always loose!

I don't think he was talking about women, dumbass.

[Mushroom]

Yeah, I was going to say, I don't remember Sherman talking to this guy at all, and certainly not when he had his little mini-tantrum.

Hey, so the guy's a little bit mental, but he gets the fucking job done, so who cares? :biggrin:

Mental! And he got the job done! He was riding on pure adrenaline 90 seconds after winning that game. I expected a curse word or two, no less.

[Nickdfresh]

Jesus fuck. Did the old WWF joke fly over everyone's head?

[Nickdfresh]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-b9nonG0u-aI/UmuzxUY_riI/AAAAAAAACpA/ii6Vku5L3_o/s320/wwf_wrestlemania5_hogangene.jpg

[FORD]

Jesus fuck. Did the old WWF joke fly over everyone's head?

Actually, yes. I didn't even recognize the guy in the photoshop. Never occurred to me that it was supposed to be Gene.

[Nickdfresh]

Mean Gene! :D

I actually had a flashback to 1980's wrestling during that interview...

[Kristy]

See...there you cretins go again. It's like 1986 never happened for any of you.

[FORD]

See...there you cretins go again. It's like 1986 never happened for any of you.

Who the Hell wants to remember 1986?

Black Flag broke up. Van Hagar released its first shitty album. The Stones released a less than stellar album and then spent the next three years playing out their soap opera in the press. The first Space Shuttle explosion....... overall, a pretty damn dismal year.

[Kristy]

Right, best to live in a perpetual 1985 for the rest of your lives.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Right, best to live in a perpetual 1985 for the rest of your lives.

i prefer 86, i got my driver's license that year ;)

[Fairwrning]

So now "Thug" is racist..Jesus H Christ...http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000316680/article/richard-sherman-my-game-might-be-20-years-too-late

[FORD]

I don't know who called Sherman a "thug". Actually, my mom's assessment would have been more accurate than that.....

She was watching the game earlier and made a comment like how they were all just little boys knocking each other down on the field. And then when Sherman went off on his little rant, she says "See... like I said, little boys!"

[BITEYOASS]

Mean Gene! :D

I actually had a flashback to 1980's wrestling during that interview...

More than likely, Sherman is going to be in the WWE ten years from now.

[BITEYOASS]

Besides, most post-game interviews are boring as hell.

We did our best, gave 110% blah, blah, balh.

[BITEYOASS]

Some of those pussies bitching about Richard Sherman would probably prefer a safe interview like this.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l9SDAqAV3U

[Mushroom]

Some of those pussies bitching about Richard Sherman would probably prefer a safe interview like this.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l9SDAqAV3U

That is awesome! The truth. Most of these athletes can't even answer the simple question. I mean answer the question... Give me a response that actually answers the question.

[Kristy]

Sherman is a piece of shit. Manning will carve him to pieces.

[Mushroom]

Sherman is a piece of shit. Manning will carve him to pieces.

:lmao: you are delusional! Besides did you forget you jinxed him with your "One More Thing: Fuck You, Peyton Manning" rant-thread?

How about this: Denver metro stops smoking pot for the next 10 days so Manning's receivers don't forget the playbook.

[FORD]

Yeah, that's what you said about Crappyprick. :biggrin:

[Kristy]

:lmao: you are delusional! Besides did you forget you jinxed him with your "One More Thing: Fuck You, Peyton Manning" rant-thread?

How about this: Denver metro stops smoking pot for the next 10 days so Manning's receivers don't forget the playbook.

Gawd, you are an idiotdouchefacebagfucknaziopfulus. Denver leaves for New York this weekend. Seattle: land of rain, high suicide rates and unbearable grunge. Seriously you expect a team that comes from such a shithole to win anything? No doubt, Bronfucs fans are the most despicable white trash embarrassing bags of NFL shit on the planet but they're not from that forsaken hellhole of mildew and flannel. So go fuck yourself with a cheese sandwich and your Swastika you god damn Neocon asshole.

[Kristy]

Yeah, that's what you said about Crappyprick. :biggrin:

The fucking refs the Seacocks bought off let you win that game.

[FORD]

Bullshit. The Seahawks have more bad calls against them this season than any other team.

Or "most penalized team in the NFL", as the east coast biased assholes at FAUX Sports put it. Every goddamn game.

[Kristy]

Not in that that game they didn't! Seacocks had the payola to buy off an NFL ref team.

What sore losers. Gonna be crying foul when the refs want more money this time and laugh as the Seacocks nail themselves to their own cross?

[Zing!]

Seattle didn't buy off the refs, the league did. Each season has a scripted winner. The NFL is about as real as the WWE.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Vikings fans...

[Kristy]

Seattle didn't buy off the refs, the league did. Each season has a scripted winner. The NFL is about as real as the WWE.

Yes, they did. The Seacocks completely bought off those refs. This is why the NFL is a sad joke and they're becoming more greedier than big oil everyday. Who on the fuck would ever think to throw a StupidBowl in the dead of winter in New York!?!?

[Mushroom]

So if the Seahawks win the Super Bowl, it's because they bought off the refs. If the Broncos win it's because the Seahawks were bought off by the league to lose. I can't wait until one of the thousands of players, or officials, or team coaches, or coordinators, finally comes forward to reveal the truth. Because somebody has to know about this.

[Kristy]

Listen up, you douchefacedneonaziassfacedmoronfuckfulofselfnofulo us. The Broncos will win that game, not because they are the better team but because Manning makes for a good story that will bring the NFL more in millions. The Seacocks are nothing but overpaid goons out of their fucking minds on Adderal and Gatorade. The refs have already been bought off the score already adjusted and really, the only god damn reason why the SuperBowl exists is for one thing and one thing only: betting. And when big, big money is involved no one is going to wager unless it's a sure bet. So get a fucking clue.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

wow, next you'll say boxing is rigged...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:baaa:

[Kristy]

Let's all do pitch in and see if we can buy Pete some sort of a vocabulary.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

yes, let's do

[Mushroom]

Listen up, you douchefacedneonaziassfacedmoronfuckfulofselfnofulo us. The Broncos will win that game, not because they are the better team but because Manning makes for a good story that will bring the NFL more in millions. The Seacocks are nothing but overpaid goons out of their fucking minds on Adderal and Gatorade. The refs have already been bought off the score already adjusted and really, the only god damn reason why the SuperBowl exists is for one thing and one thing only: betting. And when big, big money is involved no one is going to wager unless it's a sure bet. So get a fucking clue.

The NFL is already a multi-billion dollar industry. Gambling is a multi-billion dollar industry, maybe trillion. No one is going to wager unless it's a sure bet?? Are you a fucking moron? Gambling is based on probability and luck. Gambling would not exist if wagers were a sure bet.

Let's make our own little wager: If the Seahawks win, I get to fuck you with a pitchfork. If the Donkeys win, you get to make love to me.


you ......neonazi.....

those are fighting words!

[Kristy]

No, if the Broncos win I'll save the moment for cutting off Von's balls with piano wire for you. How's that, asshole? So you're free to go back stroking your tiny cock with a cheese grater and sandpaper.

And you really don't understand NFL Superbowl gambling.

[Zing!]

http://spaces.covers.com/blog/MaximumWins/NFL/03042012-Reasons-Why-The-NFL-Is-Fixed-For-Profit.html

[Zing!]

http://spaces.covers.com/blog/MaximumWins/NFL/03042012-Reasons-Why-The-NFL-Is-Fixed-For-Profit.html

[Southpaw]

Its not in Pete Carrolls destiny to be referred to as a Super Bowl winning coach. Russell Wilson doesnt have enough weapons. Lynch will have 140 yds. and a TD. It wont be enough. I would love to see Seattle win but its Peytons time. Broncos 34 Seahawks 16

[FORD]

Is that you, failed NFL referee Bill Leavy? :biggrin:

[Nickdfresh]

:lmao: you are delusional! Besides did you forget you jinxed him with your "One More Thing: Fuck You, Peyton Manning" rant-thread?

How about this: Denver metro stops smoking pot for the next 10 days so Manning's receivers don't forget the playbook.

I wish someone would jinx me to the greatest year of my professional life...

[Nickdfresh]

This game is going to be heavily weather dependent. Bad weather might favor the Seahawks, but then a light snowfall might make Denver's receivers take off. A clear day favors Manning...

[Fairwrning]

Im betting the farm on Denver..If they lose, Im flying to Colorado and smacking the taste out of Kristys mouth...

[Kristy]

Fucking east coast Stupidbowl. What a brilliant idea that was.

[Zing!]

Fucking east coast Stupidbowl. What a brilliant idea that was.

Agreed. Hope it's -40 at kickoff. At least the predetermined victor will have their work cut out for them.

[FORD]

Fucking east coast Stupidbowl. What a brilliant idea that was.

Yep... it should be at Century Link field, so Pussy Elway can stand on the Denver sideline and cry, like he did every time he played in the Kingdome :cry:

[Kristy]

You do realize that "pussy Elway" is not currently on the Broncos active roster? No wonder the Seacocks will lose.

[twonabomber]

Im betting the farm on Denver..If they lose, Im flying to Colorado and smacking the taste out of Kristys mouth...

She doesn't have any taste. Haven't you read any of her music review threads?

She's like a big fucking lump of tofu. Tasteless!

[FORD]

You do realize that "pussy Elway" is not currently on the Broncos active roster? No wonder the Seacocks will lose.

Isn't he still part owner of the team? I know he was on the sidelines at the New England game, and I've seen him at several others.

[Fairwrning]

She doesn't have any taste. Haven't you read any of her music review threads?

She's like a big fucking lump of tofu. Tasteless!

Yeah but if thats her in the av she looks good in tight pants and they have legal weed there...could be worth a trip

[Fairwrning]

Agreed. Hope it's -40 at kickoff. At least the predetermined victor will have their work cut out for them.

Sounds like a contest..Ill say 17 degrees at kickoff

[Kristy]

Isn't he still part owner of the team? I know he was on the sidelines at the New England game, and I've seen him at several others.

He's "VP of General Operations" or some such shit.

[Kristy]

Yeah but if thats her in the av she looks good in tight pants and they have legal weed there...could be worth a trip

They're latex.

[Fairwrning]

They're latex.

they look damn good on you..quit being a bitch...

[twonabomber]

makes her cunt clammy.

[Kristy]

makes her cunt clammy.

Tell me, when was the last time you've been out of your parent's basement, turdonabummer?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

They're latex.

11542

[Kristy]

Quite a vocabulary you have there, Peter Pumpkin Eater

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Quite a vocabulary you have there, Peter Pumpkin Eater

if i typed out "the seinfeld episode, ha" you would be happier?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

do you have a latex shirt?

[Kristy]

No, invisible ones.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

No, invisible ones.

just undershirts?

[Bob_R]

Seattle didn't buy off the refs, the league did. Each season has a scripted winner. The NFL is about as real as the WWE.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/19/194bb642ee50942aeade335eaa6b61ffb8d8bdac8e1494cfe1 606be08e570a97.jpg

[Fairwrning]

Im starting to like this dude...

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000317375/article/darrelle-revis-richard-sherman-all-me-me-me-me

[FORD]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/23-reasons-richard-sherman-is-quietly-one-of-the-most-likabl

[Fairwrning]

As I sit here reading through various Super Bowl articles, I am amazed at how these guys get through college and earn millions without the ability to form sentences. Demaryius Thomas....Talking about Sherman.

"I think I done faced more physical," Thomas added. "But he is physical. He switch it up, he don't always try to be physical because he don't have to. He switch up stuff, that's why I feel he's one of the best at what he does."

[BITEYOASS]

What the fuck was with all this Sanders team vs. Rice team BS at the pro-bowl? Fuck it, I'll wait until baseball starts.

[FORD]

The Pro Bowl was always somewhat of a joke, but that shit yesterday was complete "jumped the shark" madness.

On the other hand, at least CrappyPrick wasn't there, and the mediawhores barely mentioned him. Sadly,they did drone on and on about fucking Peyton Manning, who also was not there. One week without hearing him and his "Omaha" bullshit (even in the third person) would have been nice.....

[cadaverdog]

What the fuck was with all this Sanders team vs. Rice team BS at the pro-bowl? Fuck it, I'll wait until baseball starts.
They could find enough players to play the NFC against the AFC so they came up with that crap a couple days ago. It's stupid to have an all star game in football considering how easy it would be to sustain a major injury that might shorten or end your career. If I was a team owner I'd forbid my players from doing anything outside of football that might hurt them.

[Kristy]

As I sit here reading through various Super Bowl articles, I am amazed at how these guys get through college and earn millions without the ability to form sentences. Demaryius Thomas....Talking about Sherman.

"I think I done faced more physical," Thomas added. "But he is physical. He switch it up, he don't always try to be physical because he don't have to. He switch up stuff, that's why I feel he's one of the best at what he does."

The Bronco white trash fan base makes Thomas' comments seem like Shakespeare.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/seattle-parents-name-daughter-cydnee-leigh-12th-mann-155800764--nfl.html

lounge would probly do this too :hee:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

or ford if he knocks up one of those hooters girls ;)

[FORD]

Every time I walk into a Hooters, they think I'm John Daly :biggrin:

[Zing!]

Every time I walk into a Hooters, they think I'm John Daly :biggrin:

That's either a very bad thing or the greatest thing I've ever heard.

[Kristy]

Somebody PLEASE buy Pete a personality.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i could pretend to be a spiteful manning and page hater...

[Kristy]

This has to be the dullest Superbowl in the history of the NFL. Yeah, throw it in New York in the dead of winter, have no one but the "1%" actually afford to go to it and place two of the most brain dead teams to play in it. So just give Peyton "cocksucking Nebraska" Manning his stupid trophy now just to shut him the fuck up already.

Fuck Bronco fans - I would have to say Bronco fans are the most unattractive, trailer trashed F A T bags of shit I've ever seen. Well, right next to those filthy F A T Texans who keep on coming here to buy weed. Disgusting people. Even Bronco cheerleaders are fucking butt ugly and Mick Jagger is a god damn supermodel next to the face of John Elway. God damn, close-up HD camera shots of his face have traumatized me for life.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

that's....PERSONALITY!!!!!

[Kristy]

Fuck off.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&ved=0CEAQtwIwAw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DBvO TA-s5rbY&ei=iS3pUtniG5LioASN4oGwAw&usg=AFQjCNEJU4AECjW0n-XZ1b9WuxnK3OiU6w&bvm=bv.60157871,d.cGU

[Kristy]

Speaking of Bronco white trash

http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos/files/2014/01/rob-ford-495x371.jpg

[Mushroom]

This has to be the dullest Superbowl in the history of the NFL. Yeah, throw it in New York in the dead of winter, have no one but the "1%" actually afford to go to it and place two of the most brain dead teams to play in it. So just give Peyton "cocksucking Nebraska" Manning his stupid trophy now just to shut him the fuck up already.

Fuck Bronco fans - I would have to say Bronco fans are the most unattractive, trailer trashed F A T bags of shit I've ever seen. Well, right next to those filthy F A T Texans who keep on coming here to buy weed. Disgusting people. Even Bronco cheerleaders are fucking butt ugly and Mick Jagger is a god damn supermodel next to the face of John Elway. God damn, close-up HD camera shots of his face have traumatized me for life.

Sista please, you forgot about the Raiders fans. Say no more to avoid derogatory remarks.

But you are right, Broncos fans are shitbags! The lady fans are idiots.

But you have to admit John Elway looks better now than he ever has. He's grown into his horse face, and looks classy.

[Kristy]

Dude, you're still a Nazi.

[Kristy]

And Seacock fans are no better. Can you imagine living in that rainy day all day all the time depressing shithole? When they lose (and they will) the suicide rate in that town alone will triple. No wonder they legalized weed there - they have nothing else in life to look forward to.

[Mushroom]

Can't you come up with some new material?

[cadaverdog]

I could pretend to be a spiteful Manning and Page hater...
You have to hate everything except pot if you're trying to become another Krusty. She probably stares at her reflection in the mirror and tells it how ugly and what a f a t failure it is. You can buy better weed off a street corner in south central for less than half the price they charge in Colorado for legal weed.

[Kristy]

Go goosestep elsewhere today, asshole.

[Kristy]

You have to hate everything except pot if you're trying to become another Krusty. She probably stares at her reflection in the mirror and tells it how ugly and what a f a t failure it is. You can buy better weed off a street corner in south central for less than half the price they charge in Colorado for legal weed.

So what are you trying to say here eggfart breath? That your social worker won't buy weed for you?

[cadaverdog]

So what are you trying to say here eggfart breath? That your social worker won't buy weed for you?
An eggfart probably smells better than your breath ya little tramp. You certainly seem to know alot about the welfare system and social workers. I bet you buy your weed with your ebt card. If you actually knew anything you'd know single childless men don't qualify for welfare. Especially single childless white men. Some body needs to plant a jack boot in your ass and change your shitty hateful attitude.

[Kristy]

TL;DR

So I guess that's a no. Your social worker hates you.

[FORD]

And Seacock fans are no better. Can you imagine living in that rainy day all day all the time depressing shithole? When they lose (and they will) the suicide rate in that town alone will triple. No wonder they legalized weed there - they have nothing else in life to look forward to.

The upside is all that rain also helps the mushrooms grow. Hell, I haven't touched them myself since 1991, but I'd rather do them than pharmaceuticals. And I'd rather have them growing in my house than black mold.

As for the depression though, it's not so bad if you take enough Vitamin D to make up for the lack of sunlight 9 months out of the year. Coffee helps too, of course. Which is why we do it so well around here (and no, I don't mean Starfucks).

[Kristy]

Starfucks is the nadir of American capitalism next to Wal-Fart and the NFL. I could give a shit less who wins this stupid game.

[Kristy]

In fact, fuck Peyton Manning. Fuck Peyton Manning with a big rubber dick and then break it in two and beat him to death with it.

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6OJB9xW17E

[Zing!]

As for the depression though, it's not so bad if you take enough Vitamin D to make up for the lack of sunlight 9 months out of the year. Coffee helps too, of course.).

Yes and yes. Took me awhile to figure that out. D is more important than C (although I recommend both) to get you through a real winter. Wash em down with a good cup of joe and you just might make it through this polar vortex.

[Kristy]

This fucking Superbowl coverage. If I hear one more story about how some millionaire NFL star became another drug addict/alcoholic/wife beater after retirement or when they were cut I'm going to find one of these fuckwits, punch them in the balls and shove a bottle of Vicodin and Johnny Walker down their F A T gullet. Shut the fuck up about it, already. I could care less. Just go off into the corner quietly die of your cirrhosis and/or concussion dementia. These assholes made their millions and yet could not hang on to it? Football is so fucking stupid - modern day gladiatorial horseshit for white trash masses who support this shit.
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/1850dweubnkkkjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

Yet, ironically enough, it's the wine and cheese crowd who end going to the Superbowl. Fucking stupid, stupid game.

[Fairwrning]

Im really looking forward to this game...more than any SB lately...best offense against the best defense..

[Zing!]

I haven't even turned on the TV yet today. I could really care less. I'd rather spend some time playing Wii lightsaber duel with my kid and doing something constructive like cleaning the toilet than listen to MSM blather on about how important this game should be in my life. The Super Bowl is about as important to me as groundhogs day. I could really give two shits. The only way this Sunday is different than any other is: I'll see some friends in a large group setting, eat more calories and unhealthy crap, and drink more beer than usual. No wonder this stupid game is like an American national holiday...

[Fairwrning]

Mild weather kinda sucks...was hoping for a snow bowl...35-31 Denver

[Nickdfresh]

A light snow would definitely favor Denver, rainy cold I think is what the Seahawks want...

[Fairwrning]

Im a millionaire..I bet 10 bucks that the first offensive play would be a safety.

[Fairwrning]

Denver is damn lucky to be only down 8

[Seshmeister]

I like a good half time show or a really shit one. Usually they are shit which is accidentally funny.

That was just boooooooooring.

[Seshmeister]

The rumor is that Kristy paid $5k for her and her shrink to go to this.

We're all going to suffer in the coming months... ;)

[Fairwrning]

This is pathetic..will Denver even score??

[Kristy]

The rumor is that Kristy paid $5k for her and her shrink to go to this.

We're all going to suffer in the coming months... ;)

Not really. I'm glad Manning lost. As I've been saying: he's an washed-up, overpaid cocksucker after Pat Bowlen's money. Fucker needs to retire. Broncos are a friggin' joke and I hope my shrink is fucking hot.

[Kristy]

Oh, and one more thing: I don't want to see any sulking F A T Bronco white trash until the start of next season. Denver getting its ass kicked was reward enough for me no need for further embarrassment.

[FORD]

Sure... NOW you say you wanted Denver to lose all along.

Even though you said exactly the opposite for the last two weeks. :gulp:

[cadaverdog]

I didn't care who won but I'm glad it wasn't Elway's team. He'll probably start talking shit about Manning now.

[FORD]

Elway's probably crying harder tonight than any time he lost in the Kingdome. :cry:

Manning will probably get over it, but I wouldn't be surprised if he announces his retirement by the end of next week.

[Mushroom]

Listen up, you douchefacedneonaziassfacedmoronfuckfulofselfnofulo us. The Broncos will win that game, not because they are the better team but because Manning makes for a good story that will bring the NFL more in millions. The Seacocks are nothing but overpaid goons out of their fucking minds on Adderal and Gatorade. The refs have already been bought off the score already adjusted and really, the only god damn reason why the SuperBowl exists is for one thing and one thing only: betting. And when big, big money is involved no one is going to wager unless it's a sure bet. So get a fucking clue.

I guess the Seahawks bought off the refs this time. Or maybe it was scripted all along. Let's see... Safety on first play: scripted. Deflected pass for interception: scripted. Interception returned for touchdown: scripted. The list goes on. I'm convinced.:rolleyes:

[Mushroom]

Elway's probably crying harder tonight than any time he lost in the Kingdome. :cry:

Manning will probably get over it, but I wouldn't be surprised if he announces his retirement by the end of next week.

I don't see the retirement happening yet. Unless he is tired of losing big. The guy is still healthy. Just came off one of his best seasons. But I wouldn't call it his best season because he didn't cap it off with a championship.

Congratulations Seattle! What a dominating performance!

[FORD]

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1620978_352577418217984_1422458686_n.jpg

[Mushroom]

I wish someone would jinx me to the greatest year of my professional life...

greatest year of my professional life... Would have to capped off by a championship otherwise it was all for nearly nothing.
:beers8:

[Nickdfresh]

greatest year of my professional life... Would have to capped off by a championship otherwise it was all for nearly nothing.
:beers8:

Except for his massive paychecks. Hindsight is 20/20, pixie. Manning has already won the Super Bowl and took a cast of an unbalanced team with a weak defense riddled by injuries and took them as far as they could go. Still a meltdown though...

[ashstralia]

Hey y'all!

I'm watching the replay now. The fucking half time lightshow is insane!!

[Kristy]

I guess the Seahawks bought off the refs this time. Or maybe it was scripted all along. Let's see... Safety on first play: scripted. Deflected pass for interception: scripted. Interception returned for touchdown: scripted. The list goes on. I'm convinced.:rolleyes:

Bill Gates bought off the refs this time. So sayeth Alex Jone$ - because, you know, the NFL is New World Order and since Bill Gates is a high-ranking member of the New World Order well... Fuck the Broncos and their highly unattractive white trash fan base of shit.

[mh5150]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/04/agytunev.jpg

[Kristy]

Sure... NOW you say you wanted Denver to lose all along.

Even though you said exactly the opposite for the last two weeks. :gulp:

Actually, if memory recalls, I said something like I don't give a shit who wins this fucking game. Football is for white trash spastics, alcoholics and corporate interests.

[Kristy]

And the Seacocks still suck.

[sonrisa salvaje]

And the Seacocks still suck.

suck wine out of the Lombardi Trophy you mean

[PETE'S BROTHER]

suck wine out of the Lombardi Trophy you mean

well, no, but....

[Kristy]

suck wine out of the Lombardi Trophy you mean

Blow me, dufus.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Blow me, dufus.

I would turn queer before i'd cross your wicked flaps.

[cadaverdog]

And the Seacocks still suck.
They just suck slighty less than the Denver Broncos.

[cadaverdog]

Looks like God still holds a grudge about the way Denver treated Tebow.

[Kristy]

I would turn queer before i'd cross your wicked flaps.

Dude, you've been queer since day 1.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Dude, you've been queer since day 1.

:lameo:

[Kristy]

Well come on then, show us your withered cock old man. Think you can stop playing with it long enough from your spandex homoeroticizing of other old fucks to show us your grey pubes? Do it, asshole.

[sonrisa salvaje]

You show yours first. Post a pic or you're not a woman.

[cadaverdog]

Well come on then, show us your withered cock old man.
Us? I'll pass. If you want to see withered old man cocks go to a porn site sicko.

[cadaverdog]

You show yours first. Post a pic or you're not a woman.
If she doesn't show you her withered old man cock she's not a woman?:hee:

[Kristy]

You show yours first. Post a pic or you're not a woman.

Come on, asshole. I asked first Show us all you fig tree stick. I swear I won't make fun of your homoerotic post from now on if you do.

[cadaverdog]

How come Ford's not telling us how he snuck into the Super Bowl MVP press conference yesterday? They shut him down before he could tell everybody who was really behind 9/11 . Gotta give him an "A" for effort though.

[Mushroom]

You cranky fucks are turning a good thread to crap.

[cadaverdog]

You cranky fucks are turning a good thread to crap.
If you think this thread's crappy you should have seen Peyton Manning's performance in the Super Bowl yesterday.