I'm Going to Start Writing Erotic Fiction

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16338
    #1

    I'm Going to Start Writing Erotic Fiction

    It'll take place in Fraggle Cock Town (geddit?) Think my first book will be about a bunch of aging relics who admire other men in spandex who, as fate would have are older then them. Most of the characters will be repressed or have latent homosexual views (especially heavy metal rocks stars who happen to dress in leather and get all sweaty with other men). No idea where the inspiration came from. Granted, Spielberg won't be knocking on the door for movie rights. At least not yet.
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    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678
      #2
      good luck in your venture
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • vandeleur
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Sep 2009
          • 9865
          #3
          Sounds very interesting , keep us informed
          fuck your fucking framing

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            • Kristy
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 16338
              #4
              Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
              good luck in your venture
              Wish I could say the same about Arron Rodgers right now.

              Oh well.

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                • cadaverdog
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 8955
                  #5
                  I'm writing a book too. It's based on the life or lack of life of a cranky young girl who worships Jimmy Page and hangs out with old farts that listen to classic rock but acts like she doesn't like either one. It's called The Krusty Kristy the Crab Magnet Story. Any similarities to any person, living or dead is only a coincidence.
                  Beware of Dog

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                    • PETE'S BROTHER
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 12678
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Wish I could say the same about Arron Rodgers right now.

                      Oh well.
                      me too :kickcan:
                      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • ZahZoo
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8970
                          #7
                          Your main character should be centered on Von Halen. He's got the deepest and most complex creepy factor among The Relics™...
                          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                            • cadaverdog
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 8955
                              #8
                              Originally posted by ZahZoo
                              Your main character should be centered on Von Halen. He's got the deepest and most complex creepy factor among The Relics™...
                              I thought that was you.
                              Beware of Dog

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                                • Seshmeister
                                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 35192
                                  #9
                                  Remember to get Gilbert for the audio book...

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                                    • Nickdfresh
                                      SUPER MODERATOR

                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 49203
                                      #10
                                      You go girl! Just make sure you post the cliff notes on Wiki!

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                                        • DLR Bridge
                                          ROCKSTAR

                                          • Mar 2011
                                          • 5470
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Kristy
                                          C'mon Eddie, this is boring. Tell us how your F A T thighed wife blew you during solos or how much coke Micheal was doing off of a dead whores ass or how Roth was hanging out in seedy underground gay clubs of L.A.
                                          You could work this into your book.

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                                            • Kristy
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 16338
                                              #12
                                              Well it's certainly much better than my current research material.

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                                                • Nickdfresh
                                                  SUPER MODERATOR

                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 49203
                                                  #13
                                                  BTW Kristy, the premise of your book sounds really hot. I'm all ready masturbating my small penis all over my apartment...

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                                                    • Nickdfresh
                                                      SUPER MODERATOR

                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 49203
                                                      #14
                                                      BTW, this is how 50 Shades of Shit got started, an internet thread featuring bad grammar...

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                                                        • ELVIS
                                                          Banned
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 44120
                                                          #15
                                                          And a peeping Tom stalker called Nick...

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