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  • Von Halen
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Dec 2003
    • 7500

    For You Porn Addicts

    Personally, I like being addicted to porn. But for those of you that might like help... http://pornaddictsanonymous.org/
  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35157

    #2
    I wonder if girls join up there to meet guys.

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    • vandeleur
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Sep 2009
      • 9865

      #3
      I was gonna make a joke about this obvious serious problem but I couldn't knock one out
      fuck your fucking framing

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      • Von Halen
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Dec 2003
        • 7500

        #4
        Originally posted by Seshmeister
        I wonder if girls join up there to meet guys.
        Good point. I better join just in case.

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35157

          #5
          For spouses, partners, friends and family of those who are addicted to porn:

          There are a growing number of people contacting us for assistance in this area. Whereas Al-Anon© was founded for the benefit of the spouses and families of alcoholics, it took a few years prior to it becoming an official fellowship.

          We are a brand new fellowship and this area of recovery has not yet been created.
          So I could set this up as someone who has a friend who is addicted to porn.

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35157

            #6
            Originally posted by vandeleur
            I was gonna make a joke about this obvious serious problem but I couldn't knock one out
            Do they call themselves a self help group?

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            • ZahZoo
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 8966

              #7
              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              I wonder if girls join up there to meet guys.
              That's would never sell... How many women would go shopping in the gutter?

              But a virtual dating site for porn addicts might be a viable venture... 95% of the applicants would be male and the other 5% confused. But if you were enterprising and had a talent for AI programming you could develop virtual female bots with enough emotional imbalance and screwed up thinking to make them seem real. Given the customers are probably adverse to real human interaction the virtual aspects would be an easy sell...
              "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                #8
                Originally posted by ZahZoo
                That's would never sell... How many women would go shopping in the gutter?

                But a virtual dating site for porn addicts might be a viable venture... 95% of the applicants would be male and the other 5% confused. But if you were enterprising and had a talent for AI programming you could develop virtual female bots with enough emotional imbalance and screwed up thinking to make them seem real. Given the customers are probably adverse to real human interaction the virtual aspects would be an easy sell...
                bloolith?
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • Seshmeister
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Oct 2003
                  • 35157

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ZahZoo
                  But if you were enterprising and had a talent for AI programming you could develop virtual female bots with enough emotional imbalance and screwed up thinking to make them seem real.
                  Well Sarge did a pretty shit hot job on the Kristy bot we could just modify that one a bit.

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                  • VetteLS5
                    Commando
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 1130

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ZahZoo
                    you could develop virtual female bots with enough emotional imbalance and screwed up thinking to make them seem real. Given the customers are probably adverse to real human interaction the virtual aspects would be an easy sell...
                    Uh... wasn't this pretty much the first 4-5 months of 2013 on these boards? Oh, how I miss them all...

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                    • VetteLS5
                      Commando
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 1130

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      Well Sarge did a pretty shit hot job on the Kristy bot we could just modify that one a bit.
                      Can it be modified to render the Kristy-For-Real Bot® inactive?

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                      • SunisinuS
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • May 2010
                        • 3301

                        #12
                        I came here for the porn... and nothing. Least you could have had a buffet I could have wiped out before I snuck back out due to false advertising.
                        Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                        • SunisinuS
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • May 2010
                          • 3301

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SunisinuS
                          I came here for the porn... and nothing. Least you could have had a buffet I could have wiped out before I snuck back out due to false advertising.
                          Least then I could have* masturbated in the potato(e) salad.
                          Last edited by SunisinuS; 01-08-2014, 06:56 PM. Reason: *See Sneaked in the Dictionary.
                          Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                          • Terry
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 11951

                            #14
                            It's just this odd sort of mentality which dictates that one who engages in autoerotic behavior while watching two (or more) people having intercourse is some sort of mental disease.

                            I mean, clearly if one is compulsively masturbating to the point where they're doing it in public or they are unable to stop long enough to, say, go to work...or to eat a meal...taking it to THAT degree might be a problem. But there's always free will. One doesn't HAVE to masturbate to internet pornography on a daily basis, and it's important to remember that internet porn probably isn't going to vanish tomorrow and even if one had the wherewithal to spend all their time doing nothing but masturbate to internet porn you'd still never be able to view every piece of internet porn available, because there's too much available vs. the amount of hours in an average human beings lifetime to see it all.
                            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                            • SunisinuS
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • May 2010
                              • 3301

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Terry
                              It's just this odd sort of mentality which dictates that one who engages in autoerotic behavior while watching two (or more) people having intercourse is some sort of mental disease.

                              I mean, clearly if one is compulsively masturbating to the point where they're doing it in public or they are unable to stop long enough to, say, go to work...or to eat a meal...taking it to THAT degree might be a problem. But there's always free will. One doesn't HAVE to masturbate to internet pornography on a daily basis, and it's important to remember that internet porn probably isn't going to vanish tomorrow and even if one had the wherewithal to spend all their time doing nothing but masturbate to internet porn you'd still never be able to view every piece of internet porn available, because there's too much available vs. the amount of hours in an average human beings lifetime to see it all.
                              Yea but here is the rub. lol Society is trying very hard to regulate it....so it might very well disappear....although the internet porn tax on Masturbation might be coming....I can barely rub two cents together.
                              Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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