The Annual CPAC Teabagger Stand Up Comedy Show

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59656

    The Annual CPAC Teabagger Stand Up Comedy Show

    First up, it's John "I Am The Walrus" Bolton... who says "We will NEVER stop trying to make up bullshit about Benghazi!"

    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • FORD
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    • Jan 2004
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    #2
    And now, the musical stylings of the Anti-Dylan..........



    Has this asshole ever sang into a microphone before, or did the KKKochs forget to hire somebody to run the soundboard?
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • FORD
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      • Jan 2004
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      #3
      Jabba says We Republican KKKoch funded bigots aren't intolerant. The Libruls are!!!

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      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • FORD
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        • Jan 2004
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        #4
        Piyush Jindal... now firmly embracing "the party of the stupid".....

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        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • FORD
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          • Jan 2004
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          #5
          And now, Steve Scalise will lead us in prayer to our False Messiah........

          Eat Us And Smile

          Cenk For America 2024!!

          Justice Democrats


          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • FORD
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            • Jan 2004
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            #6
            Trump's rug must be starving his brain of oxygen. He thinks President Carter is dead.

            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • FORD
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              • Jan 2004
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              #7
              ...but apparently he's still a fan of South Park.... THEY TOOK YOUR JOBS!!!

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              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 59656

                #8
                And now here for your two minute fear propaganda, it's Wayne Little Peter of the NRA

                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • FORD
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                  • Jan 2004
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                  #9
                  Bitch McTurtle panders to the gun nuts.....



                  ...I suspect he will be hearing from Bon Jovi's lawyers though. Jon doesn't want his songs used at Repuke conventions.
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • FORD
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                    • Jan 2004
                    • 59656

                    #10
                    Eat Us And Smile

                    Cenk For America 2024!!

                    Justice Democrats


                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
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                      #11
                      Hollow theater is all it is. This is my rifle this is my gun. This one is for shooting and this one is for fun! I would be impressed if Turtleman could shoot an apple off Trump's rat's nest of a head at 100 meters.
                      Last edited by Nitro Express; 03-07-2014, 03:48 AM.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • FORD
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                        • Jan 2004
                        • 59656

                        #12
                        Huckster Comes in With the Inveitable "God Created America" Schtick......

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                        Justice Democrats


                        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                        • FORD
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                          • Jan 2004
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                          #13
                          And here's Shredder North to compare marriage equality to SLAVERY......

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                          Justice Democrats


                          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                          • FORD
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                            • Jan 2004
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                            #14
                            Ralph Reed compares forced public funding of private schools to SEGREGATION?????

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                            Justice Democrats


                            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                            • FORD
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                              • Jan 2004
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                              #15
                              and he thinks the AG should waste taxpayer money fighting marriage equality.....

                              Eat Us And Smile

                              Cenk For America 2024!!

                              Justice Democrats


                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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