Alex Jones going batshit crazy about Satan!

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  • BITEYOASS
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6530

    Alex Jones going batshit crazy about Satan!

    Must be running out of material.



    What's your take on this Satan?
  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6664

    #2
    Alex needs to watch himself with the slander. Surely he knows that most of the lawyers who have ever lived, now reside here in Hell?

    Aside from that, it was pretty funny. Not sure what all this "get behind me" stuff is about though. Sorry, Alex.... you just ain't my type!
    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16338

      #3
      Jone$ has now parodied himself. Sad indeed.

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32797

        #4
        Infowars has morphed into a church. Maybe there is more $$$$$$ in preaching than in conspiracy theories. All we need now is an Alex Jones sex scandal.

        Maybe the illuminati said,"sign the papers Mr. Jones. Sign the papers. Or else! We aren't going to shut you down but instead, you will start to act bat shit crazy and your audience will think you have lost it and everything you have ever said about us will be discredited."
        Last edited by Nitro Express; 03-13-2014, 11:53 PM.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32797

          #5


          You don't mess with their cockroach children...
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16338

            #6
            That was stooooooopid.

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            • Satan
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6664

              #7
              I can't really argue with Jones on that one. It was obvious who sent the Anthrax by who was targeted....

              The publisher who posted the picture of drunk Jenna & Tonic, the two senators who led the committees who would be required to push the "Patriot Act" through, and the corporate whore media anchors whose compliance was necessary for the implication of the BCE/PNAC agenda.

              The 9/11 attacks themselves still might have a lot of you mortals fooled, but the anthrax - which only could have come from a US military lab - that was obvious from day one.
              Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

              Originally posted by Sockfucker
              I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16338

                #8
                I will also agree that roughly 15% of the shit Jone$ spews from his F A T fucking gob makes a lot of sense. The problem being that 15% is not from Jone$ at all but what he parrots and claims as being his own. Alex Jone$ is more or less the Jimmy Page of (scripted) paranoia.

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #9
                  And you're the he-she whore from Nowheresville...

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32797

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    I will also agree that roughly 15% of the shit Jone$ spews from his F A T fucking gob makes a lot of sense. The problem being that 15% is not from Jone$ at all but what he parrots and claims as being his own. Alex Jone$ is more or less the Jimmy Page of (scripted) paranoia.
                    Alex Jones is king of the alternative media in the same sense that Rush Limbaugh is king of the conservative media. After a few years they find their stride. They find a formula that works and they continue to market more shit. The only difference is Rush never has guests and Alex has a tight knitted merry go round group (Max Kaizer, Gerald Celente, Joel Skousen). Most are fear pornographers and they rub each other's backs in the same circle jerk. It's watered down David Icke if you can't fully buy into the reptile and UFO thing.



                    Plus Alex Jones is a rude hose bag. Check out how he just takes over other people's protests. Can you say tyrant? Would you honestly want this guy to have any kind of real political power?
                    Last edited by Nitro Express; 03-14-2014, 03:03 PM.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32797

                      #11


                      I would say Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh share the same ego and paranoia. I mean check out Rush's cold snake eyes in this interview. I mean this is a cold calculating motherfucker.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32797

                        #12
                        Alex Jones is the Ron Jeremy of fear porn.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32797

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          That was stooooooopid.
                          I just love how fatso plays up "They will send in an assassination team!" LOL! What a tool.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Kristy
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 16338

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                            And you're the he-she whore from Nowheresville...
                            Oh, I'm sorry trailer boy did I insult your F A T hero?

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32797

                              #15
                              I wonder who would win in an ice cream eating contest? Rush or Alex? I think they are equally bat shit nuts. Oh and let's not forget Glenn Beck. Bwaha ha ha ha!
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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