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  • fraroc
    Commando
    • Jun 2012
    • 1172

    The biggest cunt in the universe returns.




    I'm sure you all know who Amy Bouzaglo AKA "somehow a restaurant owner" is, there was a thread about the Kitchen Nightmares episode about The Menstru-ant AKA Amy's Baking Company run by an Israeli gangster and his wife, the biggest bitch in the world.

    Well, to start off Season 7 of Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon decided to make a mini "documentary" about his experience in the restaurant and the social media explosion that ensued, also you get to see one of the most insane interviews I have ever seen with Crazy Amy B.
    How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R
  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    #2
    Amy looks like a fish. Her hubby is a half click from killing someone.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35159

      #3
      They are both cunts obviously but it's a very manufactured artificial show that puts it's own narrative onto events. There are various things come up on the screen saying 'These events may not have happened in the order or way shown, blah blah'.

      Also a quick google after each episode shows that at least half if not most of the restaurants on the show are closed within a year.

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32798

        #4
        Yeah I doubt there is much reality on reality television. They just do reality shows now because people watch them and they are cheaper to produce than hiring professional union card carrying actors and union card carrying writers. Just find some assholes (no problem there) and let the cameras roll.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Zing!
          Veteran
          • Oct 2011
          • 2363

          #5
          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          Yeah I doubt there is much reality on reality television. They just do reality shows now because people watch them and they are cheaper to produce than hiring professional union card carrying actors and union card carrying writers. Just find some assholes (no problem there) and let the cameras roll.
          We could get three or four shows out of this forum alone.
          My karma just ran over your dogma.

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32798

            #6
            Originally posted by Zing!
            We could get three or four shows out of this forum alone.
            Them Duck Dynasty pricks have nothing on us. We have more assholes and create more drama than those big beard motherfuckers can dream about. Now. We need to get merchandising some Roth Army junk in Wal-Mart and truck stops.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12682

              #7
              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              Them Duck Dynasty pricks have nothing on us. We have more assholes and create more drama than those big beard motherfuckers can dream about. Now. We need to get merchandising some Roth Army junk in Wal-Mart and truck stops.
              singapore dicksling franchises world wide
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32798

                #8
                Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                singapore dicksling franchises world wide
                I take it's not a cocktail.

                Singapore is a pretty boring place. You would need a sling for your dick after a few nights in Bangkok.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12682

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  I take it's not a cocktail.

                  Singapore is a pretty boring place. You would need a sling for your dick after a few nights in Bangkok.
                  you were part of the original tm trademark naming of the things...i thought
                  Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 04-14-2014, 05:54 PM. Reason: boobs
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • vandeleur
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 9870

                    #10
                    Thought dp invented the Singapore dick sling .

                    Invented ... Inverted ... Same thing
                    fuck your fucking framing

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                    • PETE'S BROTHER
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 12682

                      #11
                      Originally posted by vandeleur
                      Thought dp invented the Singapore dick sling .

                      Invented ... Inverted ... Same thing
                      i'm sure he inverted it first
                      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                      • fraroc
                        Commando
                        • Jun 2012
                        • 1172

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                        They are both cunts obviously but it's a very manufactured artificial show that puts it's own narrative onto events. There are various things come up on the screen saying 'These events may not have happened in the order or way shown, blah blah'.

                        Also a quick google after each episode shows that at least half if not most of the restaurants on the show are closed within a year.
                        In the show, all Chef Ramsay does is show these restaurant owners and these chefs a better way to be. Just because they listen to his advice doesn't mean that they internalize it and as soon as Gordon walks out that door, they disregard everything he says and go back to their old, dysfunctional ways.

                        Being on Kitchen Nightmares brings publicity, but not necessarily success.
                        How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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                        • ZahZoo
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8961

                          #13
                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                          Thought dp invented the Singapore dick sling .

                          Invented ... Inverted ... Same thing
                          I invented the term... DP did all the product development and user acceptance testing. Nitro prepared the marketing "briefs"...

                          It's no wonder his neighbors won't speak to him and just look at him funny when he drives by now... Especially when he's cruisin with the top down!!
                          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12682

                            #14
                            i look great while ridin' a motorcycle
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • PETE'S BROTHER
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 12682

                              #15
                              i haven't "striped" mine yet
                              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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