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  • Jesus Christ
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 2428

    Resurrected!

    John 20

    King James Version (KJV)

    20 The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre.

    2 Then she runneth, and cometh to Simon Peter, and to the other disciple, whom Jesus loved, and saith unto them, They have taken away the Lord out of the sepulchre, and we know not where they have laid him.

    3 Peter therefore went forth, and that other disciple, and came to the sepulchre.

    4 So they ran both together: and the other disciple did outrun Peter, and came first to the sepulchre.

    5 And he stooping down, and looking in, saw the linen clothes lying; yet went he not in.

    6 Then cometh Simon Peter following him, and went into the sepulchre, and seeth the linen clothes lie,

    7 And the napkin, that was about his head, not lying with the linen clothes, but wrapped together in a place by itself.

    8 Then went in also that other disciple, which came first to the sepulchre, and he saw, and believed.

    9 For as yet they knew not the scripture, that he must rise again from the dead.

    10 Then the disciples went away again unto their own home.

    11 But Mary stood without at the sepulchre weeping: and as she wept, she stooped down, and looked into the sepulchre,

    12 And seeth two angels in white sitting, the one at the head, and the other at the feet, where the body of Jesus had lain.

    13 And they say unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? She saith unto them, Because they have taken away my Lord, and I know not where they have laid him.

    14 And when she had thus said, she turned herself back, and saw Jesus standing, and knew not that it was Jesus.

    15 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? whom seekest thou? She, supposing him to be the gardener, saith unto him, Sir, if thou have borne him hence, tell me where thou hast laid him, and I will take him away.

    16 Jesus saith unto her, Mary. She turned herself, and saith unto him, Rabboni; which is to say, Master.

    17 Jesus saith unto her, Touch me not; for I am not yet ascended to my Father: but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and to my God, and your God.

    18 Mary Magdalene came and told the disciples that she had seen the Lord, and that he had spoken these things unto her.

    19 Then the same day at evening, being the first day of the week, when the doors were shut where the disciples were assembled for fear of the Jews, came Jesus and stood in the midst, and saith unto them, Peace be unto you.

    20 And when he had so said, he shewed unto them his hands and his side. Then were the disciples glad, when they saw the Lord.

    21 Then said Jesus to them again, Peace be unto you: as my Father hath sent me, even so send I you.

    22 And when he had said this, he breathed on them, and saith unto them, Receive ye the Holy Ghost:

    23 Whose soever sins ye remit, they are remitted unto them; and whose soever sins ye retain, they are retained.

    24 But Thomas, one of the twelve, called Didymus, was not with them when Jesus came.

    25 The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the Lord. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe.

    26 And after eight days again his disciples were within, and Thomas with them: then came Jesus, the doors being shut, and stood in the midst, and said, Peace be unto you.

    27 Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

    28 And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God.

    29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

    30 And many other signs truly did Jesus in the presence of his disciples, which are not written in this book:

    31 But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name.


  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16338

    #2
    Christofascism

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58760

      #3
      JC ain't no fascist. He's the original liberal.
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #4
        Jesus is alive, but he's neither liberal nor conservative...

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16338

          #5
          Jesus is a fascist.

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          • kwame k
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Feb 2008
            • 11302

            #6
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            Jesus is alive, but he's neither liberal nor conservative...
            Yeah......He was a brown skinned Jew
            Originally posted by vandeleur
            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58760

              #7
              Some even accused Him of being a terrorist



              Jesus was a terrorist
              Enemy of the state
              That's what the Romans labeled him
              So he was put to death

              He died for his beliefs
              What's changed today?

              Today bible-thumping cannibals
              Reap money from his name
              Buy cable networks & power
              With old ladies' checks

              If Jesus saw Pat Robertson
              What do you think he'd say?

              Tax-free they re-write our laws
              And sick 'em on you
              Women don't control their bodies
              TV preachers do

              Censor everything from bathing suits
              To science books
              From the schoolroom to the bedroom
              They want our thoughts - or else

              They treat us like the Romans
              Used to treat the Christians
              Even some churchgoing folks are scared

              Modern catacombs of fear
              Built with money, power and threats
              Rock'n'roll is labeled porn
              Sell a record, you're under arrest

              Instead of fighting AIDS
              They try to stop us having sex
              They brag that they won't quit
              Til they take dominion over our lives

              Is freedom of speech such a terrorist act
              Is spiritual peace such a satanic threat
              Believe what you want
              But we'll fight to keep
              Out heads from being cemented in your sand.
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 58760

                #8
                Originally posted by kwame k
                Yeah......He was a brown skinned Jew
                No, that's Lenny Kravitz, not Jesus!


                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

                Comment

                • ashstralia
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 6555

                  #9
                  Lenny!

                  Consistently epic. Let's not forget Saul Hudson.

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