24: Fuck Me For Another Day

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16338
    #1

    24: Fuck Me For Another Day

    So I watched (like most of you chronically unemployed fucktards) 24: Live Another Day last night and Christ on a Taylor Momsen dildoe did it suck!


    Do the main characters shop at Goodwill now?

    What a lame-ass return. Same old Jack in the same old plot device. I guess Jack is a wanted felon, a "terrorist" but most of all he is a walking script of tediousness. No surprise we find him in the same situation: on the run, a President in peril with U.S. foreign policy, C.I.A, stiffs, a co-star looking like she's 45 going on 15 and yes, the bad guy always gets away. It's like watching a bad children's story book: watch Jack run, watch Jack shoot, watch Jack get himself out of an otherwise impossible situation, watch Jack come to conclusions that really don't advance the plot. But most of all, watch Jack do it for the money the suits at Fox are throwing Sutherland's way


    "Pay me, fuckers!

    So what was the message here? Far as I can guess must be unethical use of drones in Afghanistan in order to keep those poppy fields growing...or something. Who the fuck knows? Look forward to 12 more episodes of this nonsense and every one of you are stupid enough to do just that.
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    • DONNIEP
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Mar 2004
      • 13373
      #2
      Originally posted by Kristy
      watch Jack run, watch Jack shoot, watch Jack get himself out of an otherwise impossible situation
      Well, yeah. That's the whole point. Guns, high body counts per episode, a couple of kick ass fights, and Jack whispering very loudly.
      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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        • DONNIEP
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Mar 2004
          • 13373
          #3
          And yes, I was bored during both episodes. At least they got the guy from Knotts Landing playing the president.
          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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            • Kristy
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 16338
              #4
              Dude, this is ghey. It's not even interesting with a decent story line. The action is languid, the dialogue sophomoric and the body count, eh, predictable.

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                • DONNIEP
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 13373
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, this is ghey. It's not even interesting with a decent story line. The action is languid, the dialogue sophomoric and the body count, eh, predictable.
                  Scroll up, dear. I already agreed with you.
                  American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16338
                      #6
                      Fuck.

                      Well all I can do now is request that a mod delete this.

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                        • DONNIEP
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 13373
                          #7
                          Nah, let's keep it going and we'll rip the show apart every week. It'll be a good chance for us to bond.
                          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                            • FORD
                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 58786
                              #8
                              It was a pretty slow beginning. I made the mistake of watching it really late and actually dozed off during part of it.

                              So Audrey's dad is now the President and he's Ronald Reagan, only shorter. Kept waiting for him to break out the jar of jelly beans. And whoever that asshole is that Audrey is married too..... you just know he's gonna die. That's the one flaw in 24... it was always too easy to tell who was going to get killed off as the season progresses.

                              It's also good to see Sarah Walker Bartowski back with the CIA, after spending the last two years running around Florida with a serial killer, but where the Hell is Chuck??
                              Eat Us And Smile

                              Cenk For America 2024!!

                              Justice Democrats


                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                                • FORD
                                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 58786
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Kristy
                                  Fuck.

                                  Well all I can do now is request that a mod delete this.
                                  Nah, but I will probably merge it with the old 24 thread eventually.....
                                  Eat Us And Smile

                                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                                  Justice Democrats


                                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                                    • Kristy
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 16338
                                      #10
                                      No. Can't have Donnie agreeing with me.

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                                        • vandeleur
                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                          • Sep 2009
                                          • 9865
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Kristy
                                          No. Can't have Donnie agreeing with me.
                                          You appear to be bonding already
                                          fuck your fucking framing

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                                            • DLR Bridge
                                              ROCKSTAR

                                              • Mar 2011
                                              • 5470
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Kristy
                                              No. Can't have Donnie agreeing with me.
                                              If I'm not mistaken, he owes you an avatar change.

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                                                • DONNIEP
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 13373
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by vandeleur
                                                  You appear to be bonding already
                                                  I'm gonna wear her down. Besides, Von's no good for her.
                                                  American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                                    • vandeleur
                                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                      • Sep 2009
                                                      • 9865
                                                      #14
                                                      Old one ball
                                                      fuck your fucking framing

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                                                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                          • 12678
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by DLR Bridge
                                                          If I'm not mistaken, he owes you an avatar change.
                                                          agreed
                                                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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