Adam & Eve were stoners!
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Adam & Eve were stoners!
Eat Us And Smile
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Tags: None -
duhAnother one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!! -
I still say an apple was involved in the story though......
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Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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The Adam and Eve story infers that the human race came from incest.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I think that's been explained aready recently. Adam and Eve weren't the only people alive they were the only people in the Garden of Eden. It was the first private community. It was a nice place before the snake infestation. After that it turned to shit.Beware of DogComment
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I wonder if Adam ever said I'm sick of these mother fucking snakes in this mother fucking garden.Beware of DogComment
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if i'm payin' HOA fees in a private community, they better take care of the snakes!Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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So see if I get this .
This Bible book comes out and the author God is a bit of a mystery . So its like Banksy ?
But there seems to be a bit of question of how original it is , is there a bit of plagiarism involved . So its like Zeppelin 1
But its a mixture of a little history and a bit gobbledy gook ...
Is it a Dan Brown book ?
fuck your fucking framingComment
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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So see if I get this .
This Bible book comes out and the author God is a bit of a mystery . So its like Banksy ?
But there seems to be a bit of question of how original it is , is there a bit of plagiarism involved . So its like Zeppelin 1
But its a mixture of a little history and a bit gobbledy gook ...
Is it a Dan Brown book ?
Then Cain lies to God and God doesn't know he's lying at first.
Of course the whole God created Adam, the first man, and Cain goes to Nod..........how's that possible?Originally posted by vandeleurE- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first placeComment
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What gets me about all this is.......God's an omnipotent all knowing being, yet he didn't know Adam and Even ate from the tree of knowledge.
Then Cain lies to God and God doesn't know he's lying at first.
Of course the whole God created Adam, the first man, and Cain goes to Nod..........how's that possible?
So who's to say that God didn't put Adam & Eve in Eden, two other people in Nod, and maybe some others in other parts of the world?
Obviously there were enough people living in Nod at the time that God had to mark Cain to warn them not to kill him.
Of course all those fuckers drowned in the flood, so they're irrelevant, right?
Which also completely fucks up the racist idea that God's mark on Cain was turning him black, because Cain's descendants would have all drowned in the flood, as Noah and his family were descended from Adam & Eve's "replacement" son Seth.
And I need a couple of hits from the apple bong of the knowledge of good and evil before I think any more about all of that......Eat Us And Smile
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Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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