Adam & Eve were stoners!

[FORD]

[PETE'S BROTHER]

duh

[FORD]

I still say an apple was involved in the story though......

[Nitro Express]

The Adam and Eve story infers that the human race came from incest.

[WACF]

The Adam and Eve story infers that the human race came from incest.

So does the Noah's Ark world reboot story...

[cadaverdog]

The Adam and Eve story infers that the human race came from incest.

I think that's been explained aready recently. Adam and Eve weren't the only people alive they were the only people in the Garden of Eden. It was the first private community. It was a nice place before the snake infestation. After that it turned to shit.

[cadaverdog]

I wonder if Adam ever said I'm sick of these mother fucking snakes in this mother fucking garden.

[cadaverdog]

So does the Noah's Ark world reboot story...

That's been settled too. Noah's sons had wifes on the Ark.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I think that's been explained aready recently. Adam and Eve weren't the only people alive they were the only people in the Garden of Eden. It was the first private community. It was a nice place before the snake infestation. After that it turned to shit.

if i'm payin' HOA fees in a private community, they better take care of the snakes!

[vandeleur]

So see if I get this .

This Bible book comes out and the author God is a bit of a mystery . So its like Banksy ?

But there seems to be a bit of question of how original it is , is there a bit of plagiarism involved . So its like Zeppelin 1

But its a mixture of a little history and a bit gobbledy gook ...


Is it a Dan Brown book ?

[Kristy]

Most of the people who wrote that fairytale known as the Bible were high. And on some pretty shitty weed (or ergot, take your pick).

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Most of the people who wrote that fairytale known as the Bible were high. And on some pretty shitty weed (or ergot, take your pick).

quail shit too

[FORD]

if i'm payin' HOA fees in a private community, they better take care of the snakes!

Yeah, but where you live, the snakes were there first, so they probably consider you the infestation.

[kwame k]

So see if I get this .

This Bible book comes out and the author God is a bit of a mystery . So its like Banksy ?

But there seems to be a bit of question of how original it is , is there a bit of plagiarism involved . So its like Zeppelin 1

But its a mixture of a little history and a bit gobbledy gook ...


Is it a Dan Brown book ?

What gets me about all this is.......God's an omnipotent all knowing being, yet he didn't know Adam and Even ate from the tree of knowledge.

Then Cain lies to God and God doesn't know he's lying at first.

Of course the whole God created Adam, the first man, and Cain goes to Nod..........how's that possible?

[FORD]

What gets me about all this is.......God's an omnipotent all knowing being, yet he didn't know Adam and Even ate from the tree of knowledge.

Then Cain lies to God and God doesn't know he's lying at first.

Of course the whole God created Adam, the first man, and Cain goes to Nod..........how's that possible?

Well, the obvious answer there - without going to the whole "it's all a fairy tale" thing - would be that the Bible was never meant to be the history of the entire human race, but one specific group of people, i.e. the family line that JC would eventually come from.

So who's to say that God didn't put Adam & Eve in Eden, two other people in Nod, and maybe some others in other parts of the world?

Obviously there were enough people living in Nod at the time that God had to mark Cain to warn them not to kill him.

Of course all those fuckers drowned in the flood, so they're irrelevant, right?

Which also completely fucks up the racist idea that God's mark on Cain was turning him black, because Cain's descendants would have all drowned in the flood, as Noah and his family were descended from Adam & Eve's "replacement" son Seth.

And I need a couple of hits from the apple bong of the knowledge of good and evil before I think any more about all of that......