2015 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat

[ELVIS]

[ELVIS]

And for anyone interested...

[Satan]

It's red. It's named the HELLcat. I demand that Chrysler send me one immediately or I will sue them for trademark infringement!

[ELVIS]

That's a car to save the planet in...

[Satan]

That's a car to save the planet in...

What do I care? I'm in Hell! Not like there's any green trees and blue skies to fuck up down here!

[Von Halen]

I prefer the shaker hood.

I love the subtle changes they made, to make it more like the "71, for 2015.

[twonabomber]

They fucked up the Charger. The new front end makes it look like a Dart. I was considering a Charger, now I don't know what I want.

[ELVIS]

Srt 300 ??

[twonabomber]

SRT 300 is going away. That was revealed in the five year plans the other day. Dodge becomes the "performance" brand, SRT as a standalone brand goes away, and there will still be a Grand Cherokee SRT. Chrysler will move away from a "luxury" brand in favor of Maserati being Fiat Chrysler's luxury brand and BMW and Mercedes competitor. Viper returns to Dodge instead of being SRT Viper.

Read a good writeup on Durango R/T the other day too. I have no need for another SUV though, I bought a '99 Cherokee in December and have been driving the shit out of it.

[ELVIS]

They need to get it straight...

I've been a Mopar guy my whole life and the company is making great vehicles, but it's confusing even for me...

I don't like the idea of calling the trucks just RAM, but the Durango is still a Dodge ??

Or just calling cars like the Viper an SRT, but now it's going back to Dodge...

And Maserati ??

They'd better do a good remake on that disgustingly ugly and snobbish brand...

[twonabomber]

I like that new Ghibli. Quattroporte is nice too, but stoopid expensive.

I don't like all the special editions they run now...Durango Citadel? WTF? And all the stupid Wrangler editions, Dragon, Call Of Duty, Arctic...fucking sticker and paint packages. Should be Sport, Sahara, and Rubicon, and that's it. They'll still sell every one.

[ELVIS]

Yeah, I can customize it myself...

I like used cars...

I ran across a black SRT Challenger the other day with 19,000 miles for 25 grand at a Cadillac dealer...

A few small cracks in the front bumper plastic is all that I saw wrong with it...

[ELVIS]

I like that new Ghibli. Quattroporte is nice too, but stoopid expensive.

And ideas like this need to be flushed...

[ELVIS]

Please Lord, remove that image from my mind and replace it with this one...



Hey, I like the Shaker hood too, but the Shaker car better hide when this monster shows up...

[twonabomber]

And ideas like this need to be flushed...

I haven't seen that. It's missing a few letters in the middle, a "U" and an "R"!

I ran across a black SRT Challenger the other day with 19,000 miles for 25 grand at a Cadillac dealer...

Guy I work with has a new Plum Crazy Challenger R/T. I park next to it and my car looks teeny. I look out my door and can barely see in the Challenger.