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  • lesfunk
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3560

    Krappy Guitars

    I'm gonna get one!
    http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup
  • lesfunk
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3560

    #2
    Manifesto
    KRAPPY GUITARS--Krapmeister Kevin Siebold
    relays the philosophy that guides our efforts:

    Our instruments are built for frugal people
    who aren't very concerned with regard to
    quality, construction, materials, or safety.

    The instruments are crafted from whatever
    we find suitable. Pedigree of wood is not
    a priority for us. We might get it from
    a local hardware store, or use some old
    shipping crates, or skids. Who knows??!!

    If you are intrigued enough to purchase,
    we will provide you with a complete history
    for your instrument. The history might be
    akin to this:

    Wood: leftover 2x4 from a construction site.
    Strings: used about 3 years ago on an old guitar.
    Pickups: some buncha crap we snagged from some guy.
    Electronics: whatever we can scrounge up!

    Our warranty: There is no warranty, expressed or
    implied. We fully acknowledge our product is crap, and
    your purchase signifies that you have entered into an
    agreement to buy a product that is lacking in quality,
    contains poor materials, and is worthy of much abuse
    and destruction. We will in no way provide any
    customer service, so don't even waste your time!!!
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    • lesfunk
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2004
      • 3560

      #3
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      • lesfunk
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 3560

        #4
        bass30.jpgor a V
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        • lesfunk
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 3560

          #5
          Instruments are even "Green" to boot!

          Krapmeister Kevin Siebold
          explains how these instruments are GREEN:

          instruments are built from as many pieces
          of rescued wood as possible--some from
          dumpsters, construction sites, and kind friends.

          why rescued wood? because i am a tree hugger?
          i tell you no--it is because i am a CHEAPSKATE.
          being a 2-birds-with-one-stone kind of guy,
          if i can get some wood deemed useless to someone
          else, yet useful to me, SCORE for the krapmeister!

          if it helps you to know that i only eat free-range
          chicken, and organic foods grown by local farmers...
          or that your opinion of me would be higher if you knew
          that all the machines in the shop are rigged for solar...
          i can not offer you that.

          God made the world, and all that is in it,
          and has given mankind the stewardship over it.
          eventually, God will destroy everything here with fire.
          i take my mandate to stewardship very seriously,
          but in full understanding
          that the form of this world is passing away.
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          • ELVIS
            Banned
            • Dec 2003
            • 44120

            #6
            Krappy website as well...

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            • Diamondjimi
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2004
              • 12086

              #7
              Love it!
              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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              • Hardrock69
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2005
                • 21834

                #8
                Friend of mine is a luthier.

                He discovered yesterday that on their Squier basses, Fender only uses two real screws to hold each of the tuning machines on. The other two holes have a screw head with just enough thread to catch the metal flange and look like a real screw.
                But there is not enough thread to even screw into the wood.

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #9
                  Who gives a shit...

                  Squires and any other guitar made in Indonesia sucks...

                  The thread is about Krappy guitars, not your crappy Squire...

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #10
                    Chinese Squires, like yours, suck even worse...

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                    • lesfunk
                      Full Member Status

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3560

                      #11
                      Check out the Krappy Artists page
                      http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35154

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ELVIS
                        Who gives a shit...

                        Squires and any other guitar made in Indonesia sucks...

                        Not always, I have a pretty good Schecter that was made in Indonesia.

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #13
                          I thought those were Korean...

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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35154

                            #14
                            Sorry just checked, you're right it was made in South Korea.

                            I remember almost not buying it because of where it was made.

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15
                              Koreans make some of the best guitars I've seen and played...

                              They're like natural Luthiers, or some shit...

                              The Chinese can't make shit out of wood...

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