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Wait for the money shot at 1:20...
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Wait for the money shot at 1:20...
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"Interesting Turtle Sex". As opposed to UNinteresting, or perhaps even boring turtle sex?
Curious choice of title for the video...
And I ain't gonna watch that. If there's no woman involved in the saxuals, it's gay & wrong.
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Why do I feel like I just watched one of Mitch McConnell's private home movies?Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
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He was loving it. I'm not so sure she was. If it was McConnell he was up the ass of a homo prostitute that was just doing it for the money.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Well, I cracked under the pressure & watched it.
It was even harder to masturbate to than I had anticipated.
Primo, that was clearly a brutal rape. The female (?) tortoise was obviously desperately trying to get away. I'm not really into rape, unless it's roleplay in some form or other. Basically, it has to be consented. Because of that, it was very hard for me to get a manageable hard on watching this.
Secondo, the guy's obviously a perv. Nevermind the rape, you can clearly see him drooling all over the alleged female. While I do enjoy spitting as humiliation, this is just disgusting. There's nothing erotic or exciting about a guy drooling like a retard all over the back of his partner.
Terzio, what the hell is this? The 70s? If the scene is going to end up with a creampie, I expect to see it afterwards oozing out of whatever orifice the guy finished in. How do I know this wasn't a fake orgasm?
Fourth in Italian, there is no way to tell if it was gay sex or not. There was no boobs to be seen or any zoom in on the private parts. While I wasn't expecting full gonzo, at least let us know if it's straight or gay sex, dammit.
I did manage to ejaculate, but it was very difficult & it took nearly three viewings.
6/10
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No turtle porn 'stash!?
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There must be more footage somewhere, like the 4 hours beforehand while she's giving him a slow job.posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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