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  • cadaverdog
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Aug 2007
    • 8955

    Happy Birthday America.

    Today is the birthday of the greatest nation in the world. I hope everyone here, including faggots, dykes, liberals, pot heads, conspiracy theorists and escaped mental patients has a wonderful day. Try not to blow off any body parts playing with explosives today. I'm going to get nice and baked and enjoy the fireworks display in my neighborhood and try to keep my dog from having a heart attack.
    Beware of Dog
  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16337

    #2
    Fuck off.

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    • vandeleur
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Sep 2009
      • 9865

      #3
      All the best colonies we miss you , but like the naughty child you have gone to fuck .
      Think what you could have been

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      fuck your fucking framing

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      • vandeleur
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Sep 2009
        • 9865

        #4
        fuck your fucking framing

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16337

          #5
          Limeys are still upset about that?

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          • vandeleur
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Sep 2009
            • 9865

            #6
            No not really , speaking for the whole nation we got over it.
            fuck your fucking framing

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            • DONNIEP
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Mar 2004
              • 13373

              #7
              Originally posted by vandeleur
              All the best colonies we miss you , but like the naughty child you have gone to fuck .
              Think what you could have been

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              I will see your flag and raise you another!

              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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              • vandeleur
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Sep 2009
                • 9865

                #8
                Toon Union flag

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                fuck your fucking framing

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                • Anonymous
                  Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 12710

                  #9
                  God dammit, America should be British.

                  Or at least the South should've won the war.

                  ANYTHING would be better than the joke you guys are living in today. Damn Yanks fucked it all up.

                  Cheers!

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13373

                    #10
                    You gotta make it bigger!! Toon! Toon! Black and White!!!


                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16337

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                      God dammit, America should be British.
                      WHY!?

                      Who wants a life of bad teeth, annoying accents, shit food and crap weather?


                      (Unless you're Donnie)

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                      • Kristy
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 16337

                        #12
                        England does have those giant puffy clouds from time to time.


                        I do miss those.

                        Oh, and awesome candy that will kick your ass.

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49136

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DONNIEP
                          I will see your flag and raise you another!

                          What does that stand for? National Sister-fucking Council?

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                          • Anonymous
                            Banned
                            • May 2004
                            • 12710

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            WHY!?

                            Who wants a life of bad teeth, annoying accents, shit food and crap weather?


                            (Unless you're Donnie)
                            Well, if America was Brit, that wouldn't cause it to have bad weather. maybe. I guess they could install a rain machine, or some shit, but I doubt it.

                            I actually like British food. It's not gourmet or anything, but it's good for what it is. Decent meals.

                            The annoying accents... yeah. I have said many times, they don't speak English,. But you kinda get used to it after a while.

                            At any rate, it would have to be better than the shithole you're living in now. When I start complaining about my cuntry, I think about the US & say "Well, I guess it could be worse".

                            Cheers!

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                            • Angel
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7481

                              #15
                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                              Today is the birthday of the greatest nation in the world.
                              Your 3 days late...Canada day was July 1st.

                              Happy Independence Day 'Murica
                              "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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