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  • jacksmar
    Full Member Status

    • Feb 2004
    • 3533

    How Redneck Are You?

    We reckon that just about everybody has a little redneck in ‘em. It’s just a matter of how much! Y’see, you might have a secret addiction to NASCAR or you might have a tattoo of Dale Jr. on your chest!


    29% --- i thought i would be MUCH higher............
    A NATION OF COWARDS - Jeffrey R. Snyder
  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32797

    #2
    I'm 80% Wooooooooo! What hurt my score is I don't dip Skoal.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12710

      #3
      Ha! 83%, Praise the motherfuckin' South.

      Of course, I had to give a bit of leeway, such as counting my Claymore display as a gun rack, or passing my one pair of camo cargo shorts as a collection of camo clothes, but hey... it's what's in the heart that counts.

      If I had a shotgun, I'd be in my backyard right now, shootin' & a-hollerin' to celebrate. If I had a backyard.

      And Jackie, according to your link, you're 68%. Don't tell me you're ashamed!?

      Cheers!

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      • jacksmar
        Full Member Status

        • Feb 2004
        • 3533

        #4
        I saw that too. I think the guy that referred me to this link had his score cached.
        I don't wear cammo, don't have a gun rack, don't dip, i live on the beach, i don't have a backyard, no rinds, NASCAR isn't a sport, and my two girl friends wear silver and tan nude.

        I really thought I'd be much higher. I drink wine, i like brie, i like beef bourguignon, homemade Italian pasta, and F1.

        hmmmmmmmm.............
        A NATION OF COWARDS - Jeffrey R. Snyder

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120

          #5
          I guess I'm too redneck because I'm not about to answer stupid internet questions...

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          • jacksmar
            Full Member Status

            • Feb 2004
            • 3533

            #6
            pretty funny e.....
            A NATION OF COWARDS - Jeffrey R. Snyder

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #7
              My goal in life is to jump through the least amount of hoops as possible...

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32797

                #8
                Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                Ha! 83%, Praise the motherfuckin' South.

                Of course, I had to give a bit of leeway, such as counting my Claymore display as a gun rack, or passing my one pair of camo cargo shorts as a collection of camo clothes, but hey... it's what's in the heart that counts.

                If I had a shotgun, I'd be in my backyard right now, shootin' & a-hollerin' to celebrate. If I had a backyard.

                And Jackie, according to your link, you're 68%. Don't tell me you're ashamed!?

                Cheers!


                I wish this was in my backyard. Wooooooooo!
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • DONNIEP
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 13373

                  #9
                  I beat all you sumbitches - I'm 85% Redneck! And hell yes NASCAR is a sport and Dale Jr is gonna win this sumbitch this year and Jimmie Johnson is a F A G!
                  American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                  • Kristy
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 16337

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    I wish this was in my backyard. Wooooooooo!
                    She shoots like a girl.

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32797

                      #11
                      She is a girl. Women by the way shoot better than men.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32797

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DONNIEP
                        I beat all you sumbitches - I'm 85% Redneck! And hell yes NASCAR is a sport and Dale Jr is gonna win this sumbitch this year and Jimmie Johnson is a F A G!
                        Dipping Skoal are you? Shit. I didn't touch the stuff when I played baseball. Beechnut plug was where it was at. Better than Redman and boy could you spit!
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Kristy
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 16337

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nitro Express
                          She is a girl. Women by the way shoot better than men.
                          She's a dumbass. She shoots like an amateur.

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32797

                            #14


                            She does ok. She kept the muzzle down pretty good.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • DONNIEP
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 13373

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              Dipping Skoal are you? Shit. I didn't touch the stuff when I played baseball. Beechnut plug was where it was at. Better than Redman and boy could you spit!
                              I don't dip. But just about everybody around here does. Now, I did dip Skoal Bandits when they came out - I think I was in 6th grade. Our teacher used to let us dip during recess, lol. Times sure have changed...
                              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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