What Stores Would White People Loot?

[Von Halen]

Since this looting in Ferguson, MO seems to be such a big topic these days, let's have your opinion on what stores white people would loot, if they were dumb enough to actually act like those fucking loser pieces of shit in Ferguson.

Now come on, we all know that white folks would never do this, but let's pretend.

By the way, the blacks have come a long way since the 60's and the Detroit riots. Oh, wait, no they haven't. Ferguson, MO is proof enough of that.

Anyway, I digress.

I think I would loot Costco or Sam's Club. I could pretty much get whatever I wanted, under one roof.

What store would you loot?

[VAiN]

I think I would loot Costco or Sam's Club. I could pretty much get whatever I wanted, under one roof.

What store would you loot?

Nice to see you're practical even in your looting. I'd probably hit my grocery store, Publix, and grab as much Boars Heads meats as I can hang on to. I love that shit. And I'd save a ton in lunches.

[Angel]

Since this looting in Ferguson, MO seems to be such a big topic these days, let's have your opinion on what stores white people would loot, if they were dumb enough to actually act like those fucking loser pieces of shit in Ferguson.

Now come on, we all know that white folks would never do this, but let's pretend.

By the way, the blacks have come a long way since the 60's and the Detroit riots. Oh, wait, no they haven't. Ferguson, MO is proof enough of that.

Anyway, I digress.

I think I would loot Costco or Sam's Club. I could pretty much get whatever I wanted, under one roof.

What store would you loot?

White folks have and will do this. Vancouver: white people looted Sears, Chapters, Future Shop and various specialty shops.

40 shops in Toronto...not sure which ones...

A bunch of shops on Whyte Ave in Edmonton....

Most of our riots are hockey-related...

[Von Halen]

Those weren't white folks. They were Canadians. Sorry, you don't count.

[VAiN]

White folks have and will do this. Vancouver: white people looted Sears, Chapters, Future Shop and various specialty shops.

Interesting... not liquor stores and hair weave. How white of them.

[ELVIS]

What store would you loot?

None...

I'd help the store owners shoot the looters...

[Angel]

Interesting... not liquor stores and hair weave. How white of them.

The liquor stores were boarded up in anticipation, lol...

[Angel]

Those weren't white folks. They were Canadians. Sorry, you don't count due to your superiority.

Fixed that for you...

[Von Halen]

Angel would loot the Oreck store.

[twonabomber]

Sam's Club is near my work, I could stop n' loot on my way home!

Guitar Center? Micro Center? How about a Mopar dealership?

[SilvioDante]

Where I live it would be Bass Pro Shop, Rural King, the local Harley-Davidson dealership and any place selling Duck Dynasty crap.

[ELVIS]

You're all fucking burnt...

It's your homes that are in danger of being looted...

By the Homeland Security force...

Wake your dumb asses up...

[Von Halen]

I have a homeland security agent that lives across the street from me. She has a German Shepherd that is also a homeland security employee. He can understand over 400 commands, in 5 different languages. She wears a button around her neck that will kill the dog in an instant, if he decides to attack someone that shouldn't be attacked.

Should I be worried she is going to loot my house Elvis? I don't know why she'd want to, hers is pretty nice.

I also have a Border Patrol guy next door, and a retired Colonel in the court. Should I be worried they are conspiring, Elvis?

[ELVIS]

Ummm...

In a word, yes...

You should be worried...

[Angel]

Angel would loot the Oreck store.

What the hell is Oreck? I'd go for the grocery stores!!!