While I Am On A Roll

[DR CHIP]

1. VH is dead....all the clips and vids I have seen recently make me want to puke...all the Van Hagar lovers MAKE me puke

2. Ed sucks...he cannot play anymore...period...Used to is not now...

3. Sam is a fat ass mother fucker...he needs Jenny Craig more than Ed needs a queer eye for the straight guy make over....

4. Alex just simply sucks...he is a miserable excuse for a person....

5. The tour is in trouble...I don't give a shit what POLLSTAR says...SHEEP...

6. Sammy Hagar can't sing...and it pisses me off when people say Dave can't...Watch the 4th show...Dave will be the legend he is....

7. Dave will ALWAYS embody what we all love about Van Halen...PERIOD...

8. Everyone who thinks Sammy and the fags are even close to VH are REALLY fucked up....give me some of what your on...baby.....

9. Dave sold more than Sammy....bite us all.....

10. People went to see Dave on the Sammy and Dave tour....sorry SHEEP...

11. Did I mention that Ed can't even play his own shit anymore....he SUCKS...

12. I really am a nice guy, but am SO tired of all the Hagar lovers bullshit...

13. Let's get back to Dave talk...he is the reason the site exists anyway....

14. Hats off to Sarge for the site....support the site through paypal!!!!!

[DR CHIP]

:)

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by DR CHIP
1. VH is dead....all the clips and vids I have seen recently make me want to puke...all the Van Hagar lovers MAKE me puke

2. Ed sucks...he cannot play anymore...period...Used to is not now...

3. Sam is a fat ass mother fucker...he needs Jenny Craig more than Ed needs a queer eye for the straight guy make over....

4. Alex just simply sucks...he is a miserable excuse for a person....

5. The tour is in trouble...I don't give a shit what POLLSTAR says...SHEEP...

6. Sammy Hagar can't sing...and it pisses me off when people say Dave can't...Watch the 4th show...Dave will be the legend he is....

7. Dave will ALWAYS embody what we all love about Van Halen...PERIOD...

8. Everyone who thinks Sammy and the fags are even close to VH are REALLY fucked up....give me some of what your on...baby.....

9. Dave sold more than Sammy....bite us all.....

10. People went to see Dave on the Sammy and Dave tour....sorry SHEEP...

11. Did I mention that Ed can't even play his own shit anymore....he SUCKS...

12. I really am a nice guy, but am SO tired of all the Hagar lovers bullshit...

13. Let's get back to Dave talk...he is the reason the site exists anyway....

14. Hats off to Sarge for the site....support the site through paypal!!!!!

Cookin' with gasoline any way ya pour it man!

1.The clips have doubled procter & gamble's sore stomach merch profits
2.Ed just needs a tractor trailer job in lower mississippi job 'cause the
14 gears ain't no fretboard
3.Sam is a methane monster,worthy of a greenpeace beheading.
4.Al sucks so much the motorized chair people want no part of his narrow ass.
5.The "tour" is not unlike sesame street on ice.
6.Sammy singing is worse than a dehydrated Bobcat with a tick the size of a golfball on it's rectum letting you know about it.
7.Plug in the Argentina show when you're about to eat a bullet and
Dave's good-time vibe 'ell have you volunteering at the homeless
shelter pronto!
8.The people that take the van hagar product buy ronco rotisserie ovens off the boob tube.
9.Dave sold more pot than sam, let alone songs.
10.If you went to the van hagar show, you like pina coladas with wine instead of rum.
11.Fuck it, this is taking forever.

[rucalobe]

Right on, bud. Dave will rock the house on the 4th and the national audience will finally see who's THE MAN that should be fronting the former band known as Van Halen.

[DR CHIP]

:D

[Mezro]

This tour is a sloppy money grab from a bunch of lazy fucks. All the fire and creative desire hit the skids a long time ago with Dave.

Ed is crusty, drunk and crop dusted rusty.

Al is a bitter prick who weed wacks to a weak click track.

Sam is the biggest cum chump of the bunch. All his bullshit talk about Roth being washed up has hit him karma style. Now who can't sing bitch?

Mikey is happy to get a check without having to floss pubic hair out of his teeth.

To put this sack of shit on parade is a full frontal slap in the puss to the sheep...only they are too red wired to see the light.

Mezro...you are getting milked sheep

[DR CHIP]

Originally posted by Mezro
This tour is a sloppy money grab from a bunch of lazy fucks. All the fire and creative desire hit the skids a long time ago with Dave.

Ed is crusty, drunk and crop dusted rusty.

Al is a bitter prick who weed wacks to a weak click track.

Sam is the biggest cum chump of the bunch. All his bullshit talk about Roth being washed up has hit him karma style. Now who can't sing bitch?

Mikey is happy to get a check without having to floss pubic hair out of his teeth.

To put this sack of shit on parade is a full frontal slap in the puss to the sheep...only they are too red wired to see the light.

Mezro...you are getting milked sheep

and your point...;)

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by DR CHIP
and your point...;)

Dysfunction's in the house!:D

[Mezro]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Dysfunction's in the house!:D

Conjunction junction, what's your dysfunction? ;)

Mezro...hooking up words, phrases and sheep to clauses with causes

[DR CHIP]

LOL