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kidvegas
07-01-2004, 10:48 PM
You big '85 Iroc driving,Nut cutter Levi's wearing,Mullet hair cut 'Sportin',EMT no career luvin',Bum fuck IDAHO -not VEGAS livin',Goodie comb sportin',still livin' in the '80's FAGGOTS ,THE MAN is back to tear down that sad excuse for an EMT and his has beeN,never was FANS!!!Quick shout out to Sarge,who banned me---we don't agree on shit,but you noticed it was getting a little boring so you let me back in....................It's cool(need a game let me know).POundcake what up? I got your messages.......you Da- Bomb!........FUCK the rest of you,Now the EMT is picking up Tyler's SLOPPY seconds and playing some gimmick in Boston,they're gonna' have to mix the shit out his mic!!!Way to go EMT!!

KID VEGAS...............................God Bless!

SweetSecrets
07-01-2004, 10:49 PM
Hey!

pete
07-01-2004, 10:55 PM
If only DLR had cancer........gained 50 lbs.............got a lame bass player.....relearned guitar from MEL BAY volI.........let kidvegas blow him..........said no to charity, different experiences and anything different from 20 years in the studio...............He'd be able to half fill arenas..........Hire guys who forgot how to play songs they wrote.....the ones they remember......... play them shitty........and act gay


HE'D HAVE TALENT

KIDVEGAS..........My mother had her birth canal combined with her anus to kill the smell masengil labs could not conquer.

ALinChainz
07-01-2004, 10:58 PM
Kid Vegas is from Ft. Lauderdale.

And a loser.

pete
07-01-2004, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
Kid Vegas is from Ft. Lauderdale.

And a loser.

I'm pretty sure his name is Carey Peak and has a 20 year kicking coming to him.

ALinChainz
07-01-2004, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by pete
I'm pretty sure his name is Carey Peak and has a 20 year kicking coming to him.

And that he got his user name from some lame 2nd rate porn star.

MAX
07-01-2004, 11:05 PM
Oh jeeze, not this fucking toothless cumcatcher again? I guess he's finshed throwing banana peels in front of the retirement center and watching the old folks fall and break their hips for the day or his ass just healed from being repeatedly fistfucked by his ma's crack dealer/pimp?

BARE BONE
07-01-2004, 11:10 PM
I think Kidvegas must of left his brain in his mother's vagina.

ALinChainz
07-01-2004, 11:11 PM
Yep, him.

pete
07-01-2004, 11:13 PM
carey punk - ft lauderdale - probably kidvegas

It got quiet.

This guy was taller than me for about a week.

He's trying to bring back new wave in his gay band with his boyfriend James Hedzopolous.

James is a guy who tried to kick my ass in 6th grade with 4 fat dudes backing him up.

He's about a foot shorter than me now.

These guys bonded in fecalfelia and glazed lips encrusted in each others love mud. These guys calll homi-sexuality progressive because their woman were boring.

but i digress

kidvegas................ carey peak and james hedzopolous want you. they live in lauderdale. they probably are you.

pete
07-01-2004, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by pete
If only DLR had cancer........gained 50 lbs.............got a lame bass player.....relearned guitar from MEL BAY volI.........let kidvegas blow him..........said no to charity, different experiences and anything different from 20 years in the studio...............He'd be able to half fill arenas..........Hire guys who forgot how to play songs they wrote.....the ones they remember......... play them shitty........and act gay


HE'D HAVE TALENT

KIDVEGAS..........My mother had her birth canal combined with her anus to kill the smell masengil labs could not conquer.

how sad - i quote myself

MAX
07-01-2004, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by BARE BONE
I think Kidvegas must of left his brain in his mother's vagina.

No, that's impossible cos he came out of her ass and splashed a storm in the fungi infested toilet bowl. Apparantly, she was about to flush but he started crying.

Then again, their toilet was clogged from the heaps of used, cheap and broken condoms that she flushed down the toilet. It's too bad cos Kid Lauderdale is a creation from multiple "Daddys" and he doesn't even know it!!!

pete
07-01-2004, 11:18 PM
Let's not talk about his mother.

I stomped her to death storming the stage at the DLR show.

She was on her knees.......... as usual.

Roth kills Sam
07-01-2004, 11:19 PM
Kid Vegas is a FAG and his mother is a FAG. I am going to punch both of them in their gay homo toothless faces when I see them.

I may continue to beat them about the head and neck area if I feel like it.

Cathedral
07-01-2004, 11:19 PM
kidvegas, The DLRarmy owns your ass and it has been proven with the simple fact that you are back.
The way you kicked and screamed to get back in here proves you're a die-hard Roth fan first and foremost, that fact also shows just how boring and lame the Hagarita sites you troll really are.

Blast Dave all you want, the simple fact remains that you love Dave or you wouldn't give a fuck about this place.

But remember, when the dust clears and your ego inflates bigger than the blowup doll under your bed.

THE ROTH ARMY SHITS BIGGER THAN YOU, YOU JUST SMELL WORSE...

Roth On!

pete
07-01-2004, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by MAX
It's too bad cos Kid Lauderdale is a creation from multiple "Daddys."

spawned of an infected milkshake of multiple homo spunk

classicdude
07-01-2004, 11:22 PM
.....and he has ALMOST LEARNED to make a post without using the CAPS LOCK KEY. It's progress, I tell ya.

pete
07-01-2004, 11:25 PM
goodnight kidgayass

you're mom says not to wait up.

she's doing shiezer 2night

LOL

pete
07-01-2004, 11:25 PM
jeezus

ALinChainz
07-01-2004, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Cathedral
kidvegas, The DLRarmy owns your ass and it has been proven with the simple fact that you are back.
The way you kicked and screamed to get back in here proves you're a die-hard Roth fan first and foremost, that fact also shows just how boring and lame the Hagarita sites you troll really are.

Blast Dave all you want, the simple fact remains that you love Dave or you wouldn't give a fuck about this place.

But remember, when the dust clears and your ego inflates bigger than the blowup doll under your bed.

THE ROTH ARMY SHITS BIGGER THAN YOU, YOU JUST SMELL WORSE...

Roth On!

He'd pick the corn out of the Army's shit just to see where it came from.


I'll second that Roth On!

MAX
07-01-2004, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by pete
spawned of an infected milkshake of multiple homo spunk


Hahaha!!! Nice!!!

Kid Lauderdale steals money from the elderly and handicapped, hires cheap ass crack whores and then pays to get fucked in the ass. Hell, he'll even hire women if there are no men available. However, he INSISTS the women wear the strap-on that he stole from his Ma's dresser.

DaveIsKing
07-01-2004, 11:35 PM
Fuck KIDPUSSY....

He would last longer in a tank of piranha than he would with DaveIsKing (or any Roth Army member with balls, for that matter.)

FORD
07-01-2004, 11:41 PM
I think Kid Lauderdale needs to meet the penguin mafia.

Cathedral
07-01-2004, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
He'd pick the corn out of the Army's shit just to see where it came from.


I'll second that Roth On!

LMMFAO, That is both funny and disgusting all in one shot. I'd rather just tell him it was home grown on the family farm and be done with it, lol.

But hey, if shit pickin is his gig then who the hell am i to get in his way.

He is powerless on this site nomatter how much he thinks of himself.

You hear that kidvegas from Ft. Lauderdale? You're powerless here, baby.

kidvegas
07-02-2004, 12:20 AM
Hey fuckheads!!,

I'm from and live in Vegas!!Ft. Lauderdale.............that story is about as real as the EMT's Career!!As for the rest of you,you can all go suck a big fat dick that shoots all over your face.Dam you're mama is ugily,least she was last night!!!Hay fags Manilow's ON TOUR ,Roth is opening good luck in line!!You call this an army?Christ,thank god they;re not defending the country!!You guys a are like a bunch of fags at a Chippendales show!!

KID VEGAS............God Bless

rustoffa
07-02-2004, 12:21 AM
Yeah well, there it is again. That fucking thing just bounces back
like a noisy refridgerator. Just annoying enough to make you look
for a sledgehammer or a flame-throwing bazooka. The fucking
shitiest cliche on the books looks like a goddamned bowtie on this
motherfucker.

From this point on, every thing kidvegas posts is gonna be edited
with a google-searched bottle of gerber steamed carrots.

I'm dead fucking serious.....gitchy gitchy poo!

DaveIsKing
07-02-2004, 12:23 AM
You have the most run-on sentences of any motherfucker in the history of the English language.

Cathedral
07-02-2004, 12:26 AM
I smell Vasoline, kidvegas must be back in town, eh?

The mother fucker farts baby oil.

Cathedral
07-02-2004, 12:27 AM
Originally posted by DaveIsKing
You have the most run-on sentences of any motherfucker in the history of the English language.

He's not even top dog in that either. Wayne L. has him beat there.

ALinChainz
07-02-2004, 12:28 AM
Sorry Skid Fungus ... you're from Ft Lauderdale, and a dipshit.

ALinChainz
07-02-2004, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by Cathedral
He's not even top dog in that either.

He's ON TOP OF A DOG maybe ...

but not top dog.

Cathedral
07-02-2004, 12:35 AM
That one earned you a vote, actually you deserved it long before now, lol.

FORD
07-02-2004, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by kidvegas
Hey fuckheads!!,

I'm from and live in Vegas!!Ft. Lauderdale.............that story is about as real as the EMT's Career!!

Case closed (http://www.networldmap.com/TryIt.htm?GetLocation&Template=demo.htm&ipaddress=64.136.26.230) Kid Lauderdale.

BrownSound1
07-02-2004, 12:49 AM
You know, if Kid Vegas was half as smart as he says he is, then he would know how to construct a meaningful sentence.

The thing that I'm trying to figure out is, why do you even bother coming here if you hate Dave, Kid Vegas? Or, how can you not like the original Van Halen? What's the matter, did Dave fuck your mom or something? No matter dude, I just think it is stupid to come on here saying the things you do about Dave, when Sammy Hagar is who you're trying to compare him to. Geezus, you could have at least picked someone like Robert Plant or Jim Morrison...but Hagar? LMAO Let me know the next time Sammy gets a major network perfomance outside of a late night talk show. Or let me know the next time someone calls Sammy legendary...cuz it ain't happening.

kidvegas
07-02-2004, 12:52 AM
I'm sorry Where is Sam Right Now,and where is the EMT?!?Not Pollstar #1 I can tell you that fuckheads!!!

KID VEGAS............God Bless!!

BrownSound1
07-02-2004, 12:55 AM
Pollstar? lmao...that is a number 1 for internet searches, not ticket sales, cumstain.

I'll tell you where Sam is right now, at the fucking All You Can Eat Buffet. He's getting close to Meatloaf status.

Hippy Hater
07-02-2004, 01:01 AM
Kidvegas is just a stupid hippy-crit...maybe if we ignore his dumbass he will get bored and go back to fucking his dog.

RogueHorseman
07-02-2004, 01:05 AM
Who's Sammy Hagar?

Sarge's Little Helper
07-02-2004, 01:05 AM
Who's Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

Cathedral
07-02-2004, 01:06 AM
ROTMFFLMMFAO @ Brownsound1...

kidlauderdale, as i told you before...WE OWN YOUR ASS MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRR.

I know why your so pissed, YOU are the guy who's girlfriend Dave did fuck.
Whats wrong, did she throw rocks at you after Diamond Dave slammed his salami up her dooker?
It broke your spirit and you ended up at the Blue Oyster didn't ya?
Spammy consoled you didn't he?

RogueHorseman
07-02-2004, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

Who is Bette Midler?

Sarge's Little Helper
07-02-2004, 01:10 AM
Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

rustoffa
07-02-2004, 01:23 AM
Who is kidvegas?

kidvegas
07-02-2004, 01:25 AM
That's impossible my girlfriend only fucks guys with hair an their heads and has a career.Why would she fuck an old EMT from th 80's who is not #1 on Pollstar?!?

KID VEGAS...............God Bless!!

Cathedral
07-02-2004, 01:29 AM
LOL, yeah, Okie dokie...You have a nice day now and remember...

WE OWN YOU...

ALinChainz
07-02-2004, 01:30 AM
You might educate yourself on what pollstar actually is.

You went to the "special" schools in Ft. Lauderdale, didn't you.

Ally_Kat
07-02-2004, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by kidvegas
That's impossible my girlfriend only fucks guys with hair an their heads and has a career.

Guys, I figured it out! He hasn't gotten laid in a while.

ALinChainz
07-02-2004, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by FORD
Case closed (http://www.networldmap.com/TryIt.htm?GetLocation&Template=demo.htm&ipaddress=64.136.26.230) Kid Lauderdale.

This whole thread should have ended right here with Kid Virgin's last response telling us he's a lying little bitch.

Cathedral
07-02-2004, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
You might educate yourself on what pollstar actually is.

You went to the "special" schools in Ft. Lauderdale, didn't you.

Yes, the vision is clear now...I see a short bus in his past and a job driving one in the near future.

kidvegas
07-02-2004, 01:33 AM
Pollstar #1,period,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I can tell you who's not,Kiss,Madonna,Prince,Metallica and that EMT nowhere to be see!!!!!!!!!!!!

KID VEGAS!!.....................God Bless!!

rustoffa
07-02-2004, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by kidvegas
That's impossible my girlfriend only fucks guys with hair an their heads and has a career.Why would she fuck an old EMT from th 80's who is not #1 on Pollstar?!?

KID VEGAS...............God Bless!!

Who is kidvegas? A girfriend-swapping miscreant. Completeley delusional with dentures that collect dust on the windowsill.
Hair an their heads is just the tip of the iceberg....uh-oh 911!

Hippy Hater
07-02-2004, 01:39 AM
I thought he wasn't getting laid because he acts like a fat skank on her period...remember kid-bitch, the army 0wNs J00 faggot!

Cathedral
07-02-2004, 01:39 AM
rustoffa, he has to have a girlfriend before he can swap her. besides, Spammy fags don't date chicks.

ALinChainz
07-02-2004, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by Cathedral
rustoffa, he has to have a girlfriend before he can swap her. besides, Spammy fags don't date chicks.

Swaps chicks for dicks.

He'd have to have a girlfriend is right.

Not a random pole playing "Glory Hole" at a rest stop in Ft. Lauderdale.

Cathedral
07-02-2004, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by FORD
Case closed (http://www.networldmap.com/TryIt.htm?GetLocation&Template=demo.htm&ipaddress=64.136.26.230) Kid Lauderdale.

And Ford takes his legs off at the knee's...Looks like you got busted on that one, boy.

thefive
07-02-2004, 01:48 AM
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=56139

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=64772 http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=64772

Bill Lumbergh
07-02-2004, 01:49 AM
Sammy Hagar has the personality of a doorknob..........

Bill Lumbergh
07-02-2004, 01:50 AM
.

Cathedral
07-02-2004, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
Swaps chicks for dicks.

He'd have to have a girlfriend is right.

Not a random pole playing "Glory Hole" at a rest stop in Ft. Lauderdale.

Makes me wonder if we want to own him.
I say we take him on a drive to the desert and leave him for dead.

Or sell him off at the Dollar Store, but that's even to much to ask for a Sapmmy fan with a poop chute you could drive a truck through.

rustoffa
07-02-2004, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by Cathedral
rustoffa, he has to have a girlfriend before he can swap her. besides, Spammy fags don't date chicks.

Probably just a humiliating reference? It might be a nullo!:D

ALinChainz
07-02-2004, 02:08 AM
Originally posted by Cathedral
Makes me wonder if we want to own him.
I say we take him on a drive to the desert and leave him for dead.

Or sell him off at the Dollar Store, but that's even to much to ask for a Sapmmy fan with a poop chute you could drive a truck through.

Or keep him for the other sheep that come in here and get owned.

Kid Vegas will be the Army Ho ... specially oiled for Spammy fans.

thefive
07-02-2004, 02:08 AM
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=53401

Bill Lumbergh
07-02-2004, 02:10 AM
This new wave of sheep is even stupider than the last.

thefive
07-02-2004, 02:13 AM
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
This new wave of sheep is even stupider than the last.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=54405

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=60220


http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=56752

SweetSecrets
07-02-2004, 02:20 AM
Make love, not war.

thefive
07-02-2004, 03:22 AM
Hey Bill
Who is in first? Dodgers or Giants?
Thanks

BARE BONE
07-02-2004, 05:45 PM
You call this an army?Christ,thank god they;re not defending the country!!


Why does Kidvegas always say that. He really is a dipshit.

MAX
07-02-2004, 09:47 PM
Kid Lauderdale you toothless, inbred, shrimp cocktail looking aborted fetus tool!

I told you to die? Had dinner yet? Might I suggest one for you? Why don't you eat a nice big bowl of crystal draino oatmeal and wash it down with a nice big Molotov cocktail? You walking, barely talking, fecal matter and fucking oxygen thief!!!

ELVIS
07-02-2004, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by thefive
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=54404

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=60221


http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=56751

ELVIS
07-02-2004, 09:51 PM
Hmmm...

vh491
07-02-2004, 09:55 PM
HEY KID YOU GOT IT BRO...YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD I SAW ROTH AT FOXWOODS CASINO A FEW YEARS BACK AND HE WAS ALMOST TOOO FRIENDLY WITH A BIG BLOND MAN. DONT KNOW WHO THE MAN WAS BUT IF I WASNT MISTAKEN THEY LEFT TOGETHER MAYBE AFTER HAVING ALL THAT PUSSY DAVE TURNED HOMO LIKE ROB HALFORD AND FREDDY MERCURY AND MAYBE THE ARMY IS FULL OF OTHER FRIENDLY MEN WANTING DAVE TOOOOOOOOO .ISNT THAT RIGHT BOYS ? MAYBE YOU LIKE THE ASSLESS CHAPS AND SPANDEX FOR REASONS THAT MEN SHOULDNT HAVE FUN AT THE DAVE AND THE POPS CONCERT THIS WEEKEND .........KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND CALLED THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A BLOND HAIRED FORMER LOUNGE SINGER EMT TO REVIVE THEIR POPULARITY........OUT

kidvegas
07-02-2004, 09:56 PM
Hey MaxiePad is back!!What's up fag,...ok I'll give you second to get your boyfriends cock out of your mouth before you respond,just don't spill on the keys fag!!!Only could guess what loser town your in,sniff sniff I was an EMT sniff sniff,I helped this little girl!!What a queer......

KID VEGAS

FORD
07-02-2004, 09:56 PM
Fuck off Eddymon, you piece of shit.

BARE BONE
07-02-2004, 10:04 PM
Here's something to jerk off too vh491.

MAX
07-02-2004, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by kidvegas
What's up fag
I'll give
boyfriends cock out of your mouth
fag!!!
What a queer......

KID LAUDERDALE


Hey Nancyboy!!! Your posts are just fucking filled with homoerotic fantasies and references. You sound like an expert and no you won't be "Giving" me anything!!! Save your "Giving" for your Ma and her brothel patrons fuckstick!!!

Cathedral
07-02-2004, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by vh491
HEY KID YOU GOT IT BRO...YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD I SAW ROTH AT FOXWOODS CASINO A FEW YEARS BACK AND HE WAS ALMOST TOOO FRIENDLY WITH A BIG BLOND MAN. DONT KNOW WHO THE MAN WAS BUT IF I WASNT MISTAKEN THEY LEFT TOGETHER MAYBE AFTER HAVING ALL THAT PUSSY DAVE TURNED HOMO LIKE ROB HALFORD AND FREDDY MERCURY AND MAYBE THE ARMY IS FULL OF OTHER FRIENDLY MEN WANTING DAVE TOOOOOOOOO .ISNT THAT RIGHT BOYS ? MAYBE YOU LIKE THE ASSLESS CHAPS AND SPANDEX FOR REASONS THAT MEN SHOULDNT HAVE FUN AT THE DAVE AND THE POPS CONCERT THIS WEEKEND .........KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND CALLED THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A BLOND HAIRED FORMER LOUNGE SINGER EMT TO REVIVE THEIR POPULARITY........OUT


Hey you hairy ass fucking piece of shit, when we want a comment from you we'll flush the smegma from your mom's cunt.

Now you and your little boy toy run along, maybe there's a Boy George concert in your town tonight.

We own kidlauderdale and we CAN own you as well, ya cum breath havin faggot.
Of course we could rent the kid out to you for a week or so, but you'd probably infect him with HIV and we wouldn't want him back after that and we can't have our example to all Spammy fans tarnished in that manner.

rustoffa
07-02-2004, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Cathedral
Hey you hairy ass fucking piece of shit, when we want a comment from you we'll flush the smegma from your mom's cunt.

Now you and your little boy toy run along, maybe there's a Boy George concert in your town tonight.

We own kidlauderdale and we CAN own you as well, ya cum breath havin faggot.
Of course we could rent the kid out to you for a week or so, but you'd probably infect him with HIV and we wouldn't want him back after that and we can't have our example to all Spammy fans tarnished in that manner.

And we can also help with your attitude adjustment needs. One
stop shopping at the ROTH ARMY!

http://www.epub.org.br/cm/n02/historia/icepick.gif

Cathedral
07-02-2004, 10:43 PM
Shit, you're assuming they have a brain rustoffa...Way more credit than their account limit will allow.

Im mean damn, their musical taste is far below par and they can't hear whats being played right in front of them.

Spammy Hagar music has been proven to cause a labotomised effect in the listeners and leaves them dumber than a rock and craving cock.

kidvegas
07-02-2004, 10:46 PM
Hey vh491 what up brotha',welcome to the party!!I've been tearing up this week ass army for about a month.They still worship that male nurse!!But I do have to correct you on something,the EMT has no hair so he couldn't make the Sunshine band!!!

KID VEGAS................God Bless!

FORD
07-02-2004, 10:59 PM
If I remember correctly, KC and the Sunshine Band came out of the South Florida gay community in the 70's. No wonder Kid Lauderdale can't stop talking about them. He probably knows the whole band......in the Biblical sense.

rustoffa
07-02-2004, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by Cathedral
Shit, you're assuming they have a brain rustoffa...Way more credit than their account limit will allow.

Im mean damn, their musical taste is far below par and they can't hear whats being played right in front of them.

Spammy Hagar music has been proven to cause a labotomised effect in the listeners and leaves them dumber than a rock and craving cock.

Just bashing around in the empty space would have it's merits though.
:D

bru87tr
07-03-2004, 10:32 AM
oh great! another hitch, I mean bitch! another poser and wannabe. sorry we already have hitch and ones enough. try again!

EddieFan4Eva
07-03-2004, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by kidvegas
Hey fuckheads!!,

I'm from and live in Vegas!!Ft. Lauderdale.............that story is about as real as the EMT's Career!!As for the rest of you,you can all go suck a big fat dick that shoots all over your face.Dam you're mama is ugily,least she was last night!!!Hay fags Manilow's ON TOUR ,Roth is opening good luck in line!!You call this an army?Christ,thank god they;re not defending the country!!You guys a are like a bunch of fags at a Chippendales show!!

KID VEGAS............God Bless

Bro, i agree that this site is made up of mostly cocksuckers....but you really are quite a pimple on the ass of anything related to VH.

bru87tr
07-03-2004, 02:24 PM
your leading the pack eddieisafudgepacker4eva!

EddieFan4Eva
07-03-2004, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by bru87tr
your leading the pack eddieisafudgepacker4eva!

bru....just letting you know, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!! LOL dope.

kidvegas
07-03-2004, 02:28 PM
Look at all the Mullets here tonight!!!Hey no wonder with fags like you gals and MAXIE Pad and Cathedral,no wonder the EMT has such an unbelievable career and selling millions of records,and playing the big arena's,and selling millions of records!!!Yep........the last 20 years has been so great for Roth,nice hair,nice records,nice big tours,nice homo tool fans!!!Nice new job Roth!!!By the way Van Halen HAS THE #1 tour in the country RIGHT NOW............with Sam singing,WHERE'S ROTH?!?!?

KID VEGAS......................GOD BLESS!!

EddieFan4Eva
07-03-2004, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by kidvegas
Look at all the Mullets here tonight!!!Hey no wonder with fags like you gals and MAXIE Pad and Cathedral,no wonder the EMT has such an unbelievable career and selling millions of records,and playing the big arena's,and selling millions of records!!!Yep........the last 20 years has been so great for Roth,nice hair,nice records,nice big tours,nice homo tool fans!!!Nice new job Roth!!!By the way Van Halen HAS THE #1 tour in the country RIGHT NOW............with Sam singing,WHERE'S ROTH?!?!?

KID VEGAS......................GOD BLESS!!

Dude, you'd do best not to talk here...lol...but, i do agree, Roth's "career" is over in most ways...until he rejoins VH that is.

bru87tr
07-03-2004, 02:36 PM
better yet guys..... go back to VHforums where people care.

vh491
07-03-2004, 03:27 PM
MIGHT AS WELL JUMP.... TO THE POPS AND DLR TONIGHT .WONDER IF OLD DAVE IS GOING TO WEAR SPANDEX AND HIS LONG BLOND WIG TONIGHT ?I WONDER IF HE WILL REMEMBER THE WORDS THE TWO SONG SET?...... JUST ANOTHER SAD ATTEMPT ......SORRY ATTEMPT ......TO TRY TO SHINE IN THE VH SPOTLIGHT ......WONDER IF IT WILL BE PUT OUT ON DVD LIKE DAVES STUPID BARBECUE DVD FROM LAST YEAR ......THAT WAS A BEST SELLER WASNT IT ....JUST LIKE HIS 350 PAGE RUN ON SENTENCE HE CALLED A BOOK A FEW YEARS BACK....HIS DOWNFALL IS ALMOST TO SAD TO WATCH .......YOU THREE ARMY SOLDIERS CAN CHEW ON THAT

bru87tr
07-03-2004, 05:46 PM
so jealous....... lol

the VH in your sig obviously stands for van fagar! Daves crowd will be bigger than van fagars attendance to the whole tour. lol

vh491
07-03-2004, 06:18 PM
I FOR ONE WANT TO BAND TOGETHER AND HAVE THE SH/VH ARMY KICK THE CRAP OUT OF THE DLR 3 MAN ARMY........OUR ARMY WOULD HAVE GENERAL VEGAS AND COLONEL 491 AND A BAND OF LOYAL SOLDIERS THAT DONT ATTACK A BAND WHO CHANGED LEAD SINGERS CAUSE DLR WAS AN EGO MANIAC AND QUIT ...WE WILL PREVAIL ..........SAW A SIGN UP IN THE LOCAL STORE.........HARD ROCK BAND LOOKING FOR LEAD SINGER.......MAYBE WHEN DAVE IS DONE WITH THE POPS AND EMT SCHOOL HE COULD APPLY ...............OUT

Cathedral
07-03-2004, 06:31 PM
LMMFAO, You fucks actually think you are important don't you?

There's your first mistake, we own you all and your time spent here is well appreciated. You do know that you are helping the site, right?
If you all keep clicking with the same enthusiasm as you do licking cock, we'll be better off for it.


I was going to ignore you assholes, but since you choose to address me personally with your garbled banter i will ask that you swallow your buddies jizz before speaking to anyone.

Happy Posting and Roth On, baby...

vh491
07-03-2004, 07:57 PM
WHERES YOUR OTHER TWO ARMY ASSLICKERS MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHAVE OFF ALL OF YOUR ASS HAIR AND DONATE IT FOR DAVES NEXT WIG.......OUT

BARE BONE
07-03-2004, 10:54 PM
Caps how :monekyl: sheepish.:monekyr:

kidvegas
07-04-2004, 01:32 AM
Hey vh491 what up brotha',these idiots just don't get it,no matter how many times and REALITY hits them in the face!!I'm here in VeGAS,I fucking saw that joke of a show at the MGM he put on.At one point his band fucked up and he had to start over in the middle of a song!!haha It was so fucking funny!!He pissed off alot of people,and can't play the strip anymore!!He plays the HOB and Sammy ALWAYS gets the Aladdin Hotel ot T-n-M CENTER!!It's been so over for that EMT for ever now!!This "army" of homo's still don't get it!!He can't sing,no record contract,no tours,no mag covers,NO HAIR!!!!NO CAREER!!

KID VEGAS.............GOD BLESS!!

ALinChainz
07-04-2004, 01:41 AM
Your IP has been traced.

You post from Ft. Lauderdale, not Vegas.

You're basically a closet Dave lover, why else would you be here.

You wouldn't know shit about the strip. You sure own a lot of Dave boots and have paid to see him numerous times.

Guess all this adds up to is you being a huge loser.

Cathedral
07-04-2004, 03:33 AM
You sack of shit Hagar lovers can bite my hairy ass, I flush turds bigger than you fucking fags.
Get a woman, and at the very most, shut the fuck up and troll a board that supports your sheepish ways..Um, that isn't this site if you hadn't noticed.

Cathedral
07-04-2004, 03:33 AM
Originally posted by vh491
WHERES YOUR OTHER TWO ARMY ASSLICKERS MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHAVE OFF ALL OF YOUR ASS HAIR AND DONATE IT FOR DAVES NEXT WIG.......OUT

You wanna suck what?

I don't think so, FAGGOT...........

bru87tr
07-04-2004, 09:44 AM
rock on ALinChainz !!!!!! you hit it on the nail! ha

ALinChainz
07-04-2004, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by vh491
WHERES YOUR OTHER TWO ARMY ASSLICKERS MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHAVE OFF ALL OF YOUR ASS HAIR AND DONATE IT FOR DAVES NEXT WIG.......OUT


Found out that the "Gorilla" look is what's hot ... in wigs these days so we though shaving your girlfriend's back might be more efficient.

Out.

kidvegas
07-04-2004, 12:39 PM
Lets see looking out my window,see lots of Hotels and the strip,Mgm,nNY NY,Monte Carlo,Luxor,Mandalay,Caesars etc..........Nope not Florida!!Holy shit you retards think I'm in Florida!!!Ok, cool I'm in Florida,tells you right there how fucked up this ARMY is,they don't believe the truth no matter what you tell these idots!!!Hey wait there's the MGM again,that's the place the EMT fucking bombed his ass off with not even a half filled house is NEVER allowed to come back!!!I know that place!!Gotta go now,Florida is pretty cool,looks alot like a desert from here thought,,,dumbfucks!!!

Cathedral
07-04-2004, 12:48 PM
IP's don't lie, bro.
Your hub is in Florida, that's a fact so give up the cherade already.

Happy 4th!

kidvegas
07-04-2004, 12:57 PM
I said that,I'm in Florida................but for some reason,all theses Hotels don't believe me??O.K. I'm in Florida then...............Dude ,you just don't get it just like the EMT's career,believe what you want.Hey how's your boyfriend BUBBA?!!!Man where can get something to eat down here in gayass FLORIDA!!!

KID VEGAS............IN FLORIDA!!

scubaa
07-04-2004, 01:08 PM
YOU HIT THIS ONE RIGHT ON THE NAIL LONG LIVE VH....DLR AND THE GAY ARMY IS THE ONLY THING DLR CAN HOLD ONTO WHAT A SHAMELESS PROMOTION OF HIMSELF, ONCEAGAIN DLR PROOVES TO BE A SELF CENTERED INSECURE WASHED UP OLD MAN

GOD BLESS VH

ALinChainz
07-04-2004, 01:23 PM
LOL ... yeah, you live in Vegas.

IP traced, info posted, everyone knows you're in Florida.

Trying to say you're looking out a window and seeing all those hotels, so you must live right on the strip. You live in Vegas, but spend countless hours chained to a PC at a Dave site because what, you have nothing to do in Vegas? Florida, and probably a bad neighborhood, hence the loser porn name.

Fess up Dave fan, you live like Oscar the Grouch in Ft Lauderdale.

KID VEGAS .... IN FLORIDA!

ALinChainz
07-04-2004, 01:27 PM
Notice that slip in that name ...Scubaa ...

Scu .... BAA ...

Sheep.

Scubaa blows tubaa.

scubaa
07-04-2004, 02:09 PM
YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE FOR POINTING OUT AND BREAKING DOWN WORDS, HERS A NICE ONE FOR ALL YOU , DLR =

D= DISGRACEFUL
L= LOSER
R=ROTH

YES INDEED WORKS WELL

Don Corleone
07-04-2004, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by scubaa
YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE FOR POINTING OUT AND BREAKING DOWN WORDS, HERS A NICE ONE FOR ALL YOU , DLR =

D= DISGRACEFUL
L= LOSER
R=ROTH

YES INDEED WORKS WELL

A true sheep, lacking in both intellect and wit

TLR
07-04-2004, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by kidvegas
Lets see looking out my window,see lots of Hotels and the strip,Mgm,nNY NY,Monte Carlo,Luxor,Mandalay,Caesars etc..........Nope not Florida!!Holy shit you retards think I'm in Florida!!!Ok, cool I'm in Florida,tells you right there how fucked up this ARMY is,they don't believe the truth no matter what you tell these idots!!!Hey wait there's the MGM again,that's the place the EMT fucking bombed his ass off with not even a half filled house is NEVER allowed to come back!!!I know that place!!Gotta go now,Florida is pretty cool,looks alot like a desert from here thought,,,dumbfucks!!!


kidsmegma,

I'm having some amount of difficulty following the line of shit you keep spewing. Get vh491's little nutsack out of your hand and try typing that way.

kidvegas
07-04-2004, 05:12 PM
More and more of us are taking over,showing you guys the light of the truth.

Definition of David Lee Roth:Emt,no hair ,no voice,no contract,no tour,
EMT,Nice Bar-b-=Que Video,No mag covers
NO HAIR! and the ability to convert the
biggest group of faggots to follow his
every word and worship the ground this
no talent walks on knowing he hasn't
done a dam thing in 20 years except
lose more hair!!

KID VEGAS,,,,,,,,,,,Holy shit I'm in Florida!!IDIOTS!!

classicdude
07-04-2004, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by scubaa
YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE FOR POINTING OUT AND BREAKING DOWN WORDS, HERS A NICE ONE FOR ALL YOU , DLR =

D= DISGRACEFUL
L= LOSER
R=ROTH

YES INDEED WORKS WELL



Works about as well as your thought process:

"EVERYTHING I POST IN ALL CAPS IS SO INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT, THESE ROTH FANS MUST TAKE NOTICE!!!!"

On the other hand, it sure makes it easy to spot Spermmy's lost little sheep over here.....

"Baaa....this the links??"

scubaa
07-04-2004, 05:30 PM
we will overtake the Ostrich style dlr fans who just cant seem to get their head out od their ass and from the sand in order to see the light that VAN HALEN AVEC SAMMY KICKS ASS!

Rebel
07-04-2004, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by Don Corleone
A true sheep, lacking in both intellect and wit

I gotta disagree. In my experience, wit like that drives the women wild.

scubaa
07-04-2004, 05:54 PM
wit is good but you need balance and a good sense of understanding ? no ?

bru87tr
07-04-2004, 05:55 PM
kid vegas is backing his ass up to spermmy so he can fuck the shit out of his crapper!

scubaa
07-04-2004, 06:04 PM
all of you well so many of you dlr faithfull keep talking about screwing guys and sheep in the ASS MUST BE A DLR THING....QUEERS.....JOIN THE VH LINKS AND BECOME MEN!

bru87tr
07-04-2004, 06:09 PM
thats why your name says baa baa.... lol

kidvegas
07-04-2004, 06:10 PM
Scubaa


let these children keep living the lie and living in the past!!All they ever talk about is EMT'S and Fag's!!You figure it out?Must be a Roth thing?

KID VEGAS............GOD BLESS!

scubaa
07-04-2004, 06:12 PM
indeed, must fly LONG LIVE VH AVEC SAMMY ,,

bru87tr
07-04-2004, 06:20 PM
just goes to show how badly you guys need DLRarmy as its the only way to get any real fight going out of you guys.

im sorry the links suck so bad. but have fun being ripped here.

scubaa
07-04-2004, 07:56 PM
THE LINKS ARE GREAT THE DLR FANS ARE NOTHING SHORT OF FUCKIN IDIOTS..SORRY BUT YOU DLR'S HAVE LOST IT

GET HELP SOON ., AS FOR THE ST JOHNS FAN AWESOME NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A TRUE VH FAN!

Roth kills Sam
07-04-2004, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by scubaa
THE LINKS ARE GREAT THE DLR FANS ARE NOTHING SHORT OF FUCKIN IDIOTS..SORRY BUT YOU DLR'S HAVE LOST IT

NOBODY HERE LISTENS TO OR CARES ABOUT STUPID GAY FAG HOMO SHEEP LIKE YOURSELF

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS ON THE WAY TO THE SPERMY GAYBAR FAGGOT LOVEFEST AT VHLINKS

ULTRAMAN VH
07-14-2004, 12:50 PM
Why waste time on Kid Vegas, aka, CAPTAIN ZERO.

SweetSecrets
07-14-2004, 01:03 PM
KID,

I must say, you scare me a little.

JCOOK
07-14-2004, 01:58 PM
Kid-- Do you mind if we ignore you later? weve' got better things to do.

ALinChainz
07-14-2004, 02:01 PM
Kid Vegas has been banned.

He no longer pollutes the air here.

That is what is happening to the trash around here now, it's getting taken out.