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  • Von Halen
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Dec 2003
    • 7500

    If You Don't Think This Is Funny, Something Is Wrong With You!!

    Holy shit is this a funny story!

    A fucking lesbian complaining because she got the wrong sperm donor! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

    Fuck, if you're going to raise a kid while being lesbian, might as well make it a halfro kid!



    CLEVELAND (AP) — An Ohio woman has sued a Chicago-area sperm bank after she became pregnant with sperm donated by a black man instead of a white man as she and her partner had intended.

    The woman is seeking damages and wants to ensure the sperm bank doesn't make a similar mistake again.

    Within days of their wedding in New York, Jennifer Cramblett and Amanda Zinkon had become pregnant with the donor sperm. In April 2012, five months into her pregnancy, Cramblett, 36, called Midwest Sperm Bank LLC outside Chicago to reserve sperm from the same donor in the hope that Zinkon, 29, would someday also have a child.

    That's when Cramblett learned from a sperm bank employee that she had been inseminated with sperm from the wrong donor, according to a lawsuit filed Monday against Midwest Sperm Bank in Cook County, Illinois.

    Cramblett said they had chosen sperm from a man known as No. 380, a white donor. The sperm used for insemination came from No. 330, a black donor, she said.

    "How could they make a mistake that was so personal?" Cramblett said during a telephone interview on Wednesday.

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    This undated family photo provided by Jennifer Cramblett shows her daughter, Payton. Cramblett and h …
    According to the lawsuit, her excitement about the pending birth was replaced with "anger, disappointment and fear."

    "They took a personal choice, a personal decision and took it on themselves to make that choice for us out of pure negligence," Cramblett said.

    A woman who answered the telephone at Midwest Sperm Bank on Thursday would not comment and said an attorney would be providing a statement. She would not give her name or identify the attorney.

    Cramblett said she and Zinkon love their 2-year-old daughter, Payton, very much and wouldn't change anything about her. But they are concerned about raising her in the predominantly white community where they live.

    The lawsuit said they had moved from Akron to Uniontown for better schools and to be closer to Cramblett's family. She said that as a lesbian she has felt the sting of prejudice but doesn't know what it's like to be mistreated because of skin color.

    Therapists have recommended that Cramblett, Zinkon and Payton move to a more racially diverse community with good schools, the lawsuit said.

    Cramblett said she decided to sue to prevent the sperm bank from making the same mistake again. The lawsuit says the sperm bank has no electronic record-keeping and no quality controls that would have prevented it from sending the wrong sperm to fertility clinics.

    The lawsuit seeks a minimum of $50,000 in damages. Cramblett's attorney, Tim Misny, said some of the compensation would pay for ongoing counseling.
  • Angel
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7481

    #2
    Mulatto babies are cuter anyways. Geez lady, get over it...
    "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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    • Von Halen
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Dec 2003
      • 7500

      #3
      Originally posted by Angel
      Mulatto babies are cuter anyways. Geez lady, get over it...
      You shouldn't use racist terms like that, Angel. You are an insensitive asshole.

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 58754

        #4
        So she's afraid of racist assholes in her hick town hating her kid?

        Well, they apparently got used to a lesbian couple living there, so I think they can deal with it.

        That said, I have to wonder if the negligence on the sperm bank was accidental, or deliberate. Could have been a homophobe doing something malicious against a gay couple, or it could have been somebody who was offended by the "white swimmers only" request, and thought they would play a practical joke by substiuting a darker formula.

        And in that respect, there are probably legitimate grounds for a lawsuit. But she definitely needs to get over herself. By virtue of the fact that they are a lesbian couple, it's not a secret that the biological father ain't either one of them, so who gives a shit what the kid's skin color is?



        Seriously, who's gonna hate this kid??
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        • DONNIEP
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Mar 2004
          • 13373

          #5
          Man that kid's got a bigger forehead than David Lee Roth!

          More hair too.
          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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          • DLR Bridge
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2011
            • 5470

            #6
            Worried because of how her uppity white community would react upon seeing a child with a slight tan, even during those Cleveland winter months? SMMFH.

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            • Von Halen
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Dec 2003
              • 7500

              #7
              They should just put all the sperm in one can, and throw it in a paint mixer.

              How do you know they requested white swimmers only, FORD?

              I wonder how many black women are walking into sperm banks, and requesting black swimmers only?

              When she told them to surprise her, she meant boy or girl! Ha ha ha! SURPRISE!!!

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              • Mushroom
                Commando
                • Jul 2009
                • 1122

                #8
                My white cousin lives in Columbus OH. He and his wife adapted two haitian kids about 8 years ago (they are black just in case you wondered). Those 2 kids have amazing personalities and are being raised by 2 amazing parents in a mixed family. My cousin is a hillbilly but those kids are fine.

                All Lesbian butches have chips on their shoulders. I hope this child can grow up in a loving household and be raised properly.

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                • DONNIEP
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 13373

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Von Halen

                  When she told them to surprise her, she meant boy or girl! Ha ha ha! SURPRISE!!!
                  Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! Guess who's coming for dinner?
                  American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13373

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mushroom
                    My white cousin lives in Columbus OH.
                    You have a white cousin???
                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 58754

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Von Halen
                      How do you know they requested white swimmers only, FORD?
                      Uh, did you read the article before you posted it?

                      Cramblett said they had chosen sperm from a man known as No. 380, a white donor. The sperm used for insemination came from No. 330, a black donor, she said.

                      I wonder how many black women are walking into sperm banks, and requesting black swimmers only?
                      And if a black lesbian couple had ended up with a baby that was made from vanilla baby batter after requesting chocolate, they could make the same case. Even though it might not be as obvious with a black mother giving birth to a black child, unless the mother had really dark skin, and the child's was much lighter.
                      Eat Us And Smile

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                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • DONNIEP
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 13373

                        #12
                        Originally posted by FORD

                        And if a black lesbian couple had ended up with a baby that was made from vanilla baby batter after requesting chocolate, they could make the same case.
                        This was thoroughly discussed in an episode of The Jeffersons. Black momma + white sperm = black baby.
                        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                        • Mushroom
                          Commando
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 1122

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DONNIEP
                          You have a white cousin???
                          That's ok aint it?

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                          • DONNIEP
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 13373

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mushroom
                            That's ok aint it?
                            Well, it depends. Are you a lesbian?
                            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                            • Mushroom
                              Commando
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 1122

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DONNIEP
                              Well, it depends. Are you a lesbian?
                              I fucking love fucking women even when the lights are on

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