Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers

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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35159

    Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers



    Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself,
    Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living







    Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.

    Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

    From reddit:

    Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

    Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

    Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

    Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.

    He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.

    Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though.

    He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn't suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice–a true good Samaritan...


    From http://np.reddit.com/r/casualiama/co...nely?context=0
  • Von Halen
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Dec 2003
    • 7607

    #2
    Originally posted by Seshmeister

    Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover.
    You sir, are living proof that having daughters can really fuck up a mans judgement.

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35159

      #3
      That may be true but that post was copied from the original page linked at the top and not my words.

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      • Von Halen
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Dec 2003
        • 7607

        #4
        Originally posted by Seshmeister
        That may be true but that post was copied from the original page linked at the top and not my words.
        Seshpaster

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120

          #5
          Seshposer

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          • Von Halen
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Dec 2003
            • 7607

            #6
            Ha ha!

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49127

              #7
              What a heartwarming story! This would make a great Lifetime holiday movie...

              I wanna live! I wanna live! How do I snort this coke on my shoulders?
              Last edited by Nickdfresh; 11-07-2014, 05:43 PM.

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              • BITEYOASS
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6531

                #8
                That dude must have went to the "Charlie Sheen Suicide Prevention Center" at the Zona Roja in Mexico City.

                To that I say...

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32798

                  #9
                  Mexico is a paradise if you have enough pesos.

                  Ha! Them cab drivers are always making the pussy sign with their fingers and yelling chocho! I never took them up on the offer. I often wondered where that rabbit hole lead to. Instead of a kidnapping it sounds like this guy got his money's worth.
                  Last edited by Nitro Express; 11-09-2014, 07:08 AM.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49127

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    Mexico is a paradise if you have enough pesos.

                    Ha! Them cab drivers are always making the pussy sign with their fingers and yelling chocho! I never took them up on the offer. I often wondered where that rabbit hole lead to. Instead of a kidnapping it sounds like this guy got his money's worth.
                    Not with the drug wars going on. You're aware 43 students were burned to death by bent cops and drug cartels?

                    So happy this fucking douches life was saved by some coke and hookers while subsidizing murder, I wish he'd have just offed himself!

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                    • Coyote
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8185

                      #11
                      Hey, it was cheaper than therapy...
                      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                      • Von Halen
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Dec 2003
                        • 7607

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Nickdfresh

                        So happy this fucking douches life was saved by some coke and hookers while subsidizing murder, I wish he'd have just offed himself!
                        Same thing the democrats are doing with every major city in America. You been in the Buffaghetto lately?

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49127

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Von Halen
                          Same thing the democrats are doing with every major city in America. You been in the Buffaghetto lately?
                          WTF are you even talking about? I was a few weeks ago and missed the pile of severed heads and Army death squads...

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                          • Von Halen
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Dec 2003
                            • 7607

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                            WTF are you even talking about? I was a few weeks ago and missed the pile of severed heads and Army death squads...
                            Your Government is masking it as black on black crime.

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32798

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                              Not with the drug wars going on. You're aware 43 students were burned to death by bent cops and drug cartels?

                              So happy this fucking douches life was saved by some coke and hookers while subsidizing murder, I wish he'd have just offed himself!
                              Wells Fargo and HSBC bank are laundering the money from the mess. Our government does nothing. It's much worse than 43 students but this is what happens with the banks buy governments and there is no real enforcement. The people are left to defend themselves and in Mexico the citizens can't have guns.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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