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  • philouze
    Banned
    • Mar 2004
    • 2171
    #1

    Phil's joke thread

    What's the difference between an 8 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?
    Eric Clapton wouldn't let the bag fall off the window.


    What are 100 black men falling off a ravine doing?
    They're doing good.


    Why do crows steal?
    Because they're black.
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    • VetteLS5
      Commando
      • Mar 2012
      • 1130
      #2
      A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120
          #3
          Why do ******s cry during sex ??

          The pepper spray burns their eyes...

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120
              #4
              Did you hear about the new Black Barbie ??

              It comes with 12 kids, AIDS, an Obama phone and a welfare check...

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                • philouze
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 2171
                  #5
                  FUCK YEAH!!!
                  Keep 'em comin!!!!

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120
                      #6



                      Last edited by ELVIS; 03-06-2015, 11:11 AM.

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120
                          #7
                          What does N.A.A.C.P stand for ??

                          ******s Are Always Causing Problems...

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120
                              #8
                              Why can't Mexicans be firefighters ??

                              They can't tell Jose from hose B...

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                                • ELVIS
                                  Banned
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 44120
                                  #9
                                  What do you do with a Jew with ADHD ??

                                  Put him in a concentration camp...

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                                    • ELVIS
                                      Banned
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 44120
                                      #10
                                      An Israeli arrives at Heathrow airport. The customs official says to him, "Occupation?"

                                      "No," replies the Israeli. "Just visiting."

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                                        • ELVIS
                                          Banned
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 44120
                                          #11
                                          What's better than celebrating your first Hanukkah ??

                                          Not being a Jew...

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                                            • ELVIS
                                              Banned
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 44120
                                              #12
                                              What's 10 foot long and covers a pussy ??

                                              A Turban...

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                                                • ELVIS
                                                  Banned
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 44120
                                                  #13
                                                  What's the difference between a Scotsman and an Englishman ??

                                                  One is drunk, the other has an Pakistani accent...

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                                                    • ELVIS
                                                      Banned
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 44120
                                                      #14
                                                      What goes click click click click click click...

                                                      Sesh deleting all the funny and interesting content from this website...

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                                                        • ELVIS
                                                          Banned
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 44120
                                                          #15
                                                          A Horse named Sesh walks into a bar...

                                                          The bartender says, "why the long face" ??

                                                          The Horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my family."

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