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scorpioboy33
07-03-2004, 01:47 AM
dave and sam toured together..so they obviously can get over the stupidness
guwapo_rocker
07-03-2004, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by scorpioboy33
dave and sam toured together..so they obviously can get over the stupidness
The only ones really who can't get over the past are
the sisters Al and Ed. Things will get rough with them
and Sam again as well. Those two can't let anything
go.
tjvhou812
07-03-2004, 01:56 AM
no its you that cant let anything go.
vh moved on, you didnt.
dave and ed both got egos, they cant work together.
and its a shame becuase they were great together.
but thats the past. be happy you got 6 great albums from them w/dave. now if you would move on, and get over it.
you could be jammin out to poundcake, listening to great fuckin music.
but you cant get over it, its not ed or alex its fans like you.
Originally posted by tjvhou812
you could be jammin out to poundcake, listening to great fuckin music.
LMAO!!!
TJ,
Great music and "Poundcake" are NOT synonymous with one another, nor do they even belong in the same sentence, sport or even league!!! It's a contradiction in terms!!!
Dr. Love
07-03-2004, 02:03 AM
yeah, Poundcake isn't a good song at all... and I like Van Hagar, even.
tjvhou812
07-03-2004, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by MAX
LMAO!!!
TJ,
Great music and "Poundcake" are NOT synonymous with one another, nor do they even belong in the same sentence, sport or even league!!! It's a contradiction in terms!!!
like a said, your just a sheep.. move on....dave did
rockvanhalen66
07-03-2004, 02:06 AM
i would say the same thing the band would not last with dave back they would split up before the tour came to an end it is to bad . but its like this if you put your dick in gawapos cunt you know that is some bad pussy. so you wont go there again . its like that with vh it just wont work with dave to much water under the bridge.......
scorpioboy33
07-03-2004, 02:06 AM
Everybody likes Right now right?
Who's this "a" person and when did it say such a thing?
Originally posted by scorpioboy33
Everybody likes Right now right?
Huh?
"Right now right?" WTF?
Ford definitely doesn't like the right. ;)
tjvhou812
07-03-2004, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by scorpioboy33
Everybody likes Right now right?
you know it
rustoffa
07-03-2004, 02:25 AM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
no its you that cant let anything go.
vh moved on, you didnt.
dave and ed both got egos, they cant work together.
and its a shame becuase they were great together.
but thats the past. be happy you got 6 great albums from them w/dave. now if you would move on, and get over it.
you could be jammin out to poundcake, listening to great fuckin music.
but you cant get over it, its not ed or alex its fans like you.
You're right for a change tj, why would I or anyone here with half a
fucking brain let the most dynamic, door dropping, rock and roll
memory go? Your constant annoying slights just widen the gap
between sandal wearing mouthbreathers and the obvious. Beyond
all the fucking curtains and closets you cretins constantly fumble
with, one fact remains: VAN HALEN is VAN FUCKING HALEN and it
has nothing to do with dreams or love walking in. Every single
motherfucking one of you sheep know the difference, you're either
in need of attention or just a sensitive motherfucker that needs to
go to the motherfucking links. Make no mistake, if you want attention,
you've come to the right place. Here's a signature:
EAT SHIT
Judgement Day is a much better song than SevenPoundSealCake.
With the vocals turned down, of course.
tjvhou812
07-03-2004, 02:31 AM
crustoffa your the sheep..
now take your 2 inch killer out of your cat..
and try to find some real poundcake...
you fuckin woman.. here,s a signature
MY BALLS ARE ON YOUR CHIN
tjvhou812
07-03-2004, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by FORD
Judgement Day is a much better song than SevenPoundSealCake.
With the vocals turned down, of course.
JUDGMENTDAY is a great song
Samsonite
07-03-2004, 02:40 AM
Originally posted by scorpioboy33
dave and sam toured together..so they obviously can get over the stupidness
Actually didn't Sam hate Dave that whole tour?
rustoffa
07-03-2004, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
crustoffa your the sheep..
now take your 2 inch killer out of your cat..
and try to find some real poundcake...
you fuckin woman.. here,s a signature
MY BALLS ARE ON YOUR CHIN
There's a button called "Caps Lock" ain't there? At least make
it a capital "C".....you know,the letter that comes after "B"?
Both apply conveniently if you adjust your mothers bifocals.
No mama jokes broham, just Bitches and Cunts.....selective
breeding wasn't a part of the family tree eh? You ain't got
got no balls motherfucker, nullo conswaylo?
tjvhou812
07-03-2004, 02:58 AM
Originally posted by rustoffa
There's a button called "Caps Lock" ain't there? At least make
it a capital "C".....you know,the letter that comes after "B"?
Both apply conveniently if you adjust your mothers bifocals.
No mama jokes broham, just Bitches and Cunts.....selective
breeding wasn't a part of the family tree eh? You ain't got
got no balls motherfucker, nullo conswaylo?
hows this Cuntoffa
Originally posted by Samsonite
Actually didn't Sam hate Dave that whole tour?
Samuel Roy Hagar is insanely jealous of David Lee Roth. He always has been. And on the 2002 tour, for all his gian inflated tequila bottles, mixing Waboritas on stage with cheerleaders in bikinis and all that shit, Dave still stole the show each and every night by simply delivering the music. And his Cheddarness simply can't compete on that level.
Originally posted by tjvhou812
you know it
That's funny cos I haven't even heard that fucking "song" on the radio in well over a decade!!!
rustoffa
07-03-2004, 03:25 AM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
hows this Cuntoffa
LMAO! Pretty good.
rustoffa
07-03-2004, 03:26 AM
Goddamn you queer motherfucker......I'm still laughing......
speedtruckermf
07-03-2004, 03:31 AM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
you could be jammin out to poundcake, listening to great fuckin music.
but you cant get over it, its not ed or alex its fans like you.
No, if they got over it we'd all be listening to great music and there wouldn't be a "poundcake"
Cathedral
07-03-2004, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
vh moved on, you didnt.
Yeah, they moved on down a couple notches in popularity and quality. I'm glad i didn't follow them.
Retirement is calling and Spam will be the pilot when this vehicle slams into the ground.
But you can rest assured that Dave's legacy will remain intact.
Even Dave can't save them and i hope like hell he never tries.
Panamark
07-03-2004, 05:18 AM
CAT, you have become a pillar of true wisdom.. I think we should start a religion, the Catologists ?? CATholics, oh hang on, we cant do that one..
Van Halen did the impossible, they moved forward, and yet somehow managed to go backwards... The formula for time travel might exist in there somewhere !!
Move forward to 2004. Check them out.. Do we really want Dave in this ? I agree with CAT, I hope Dave doesnt try to rescue this. When Ed cant even remember Unchained properly, thats some bad shit right there.. I hope this Food Voucher tour at least will give EVH enough practice to *MAYBE* get halfway to the level of skill required to play alongside Dave again.. Im always hopeful...
Cathedral
07-03-2004, 05:45 AM
Well, thanks for the props, bro...But the proof is in the pudding.
Dave proved the brothers wrong by giving the fans what they wanted by putting his voice behind a competent band on his last tours doing the classic sets for the fans.
Some call it "Living in the past"...But '96 and the two tracks he laid down proved he is capable of moving into the future with those guys.
What they are doing now "LIVE" is pathetic, and even the Hagar tracks are full of missed notes and lack of melody.
Edward is the one who can't pull it off, that lie is now exposed by his performance on the classic tunes.
I have read here that the boots cannot be relied upon to represent what is actually happening at these shows and that is just sooooo fucking wrong and sheepish it is rediculous.
A missed note is a missed note, and no excuse will explain away how fucked up Ed's performance is at this point in time.
I know he didn't forget how to play that axe, i know he has the ability deep inside his soul to peak again, but he isn't feeling it, he isn't hungry, and it shows.
VH evolved? Into fucking what i ask?
He's doing a tour that he swore he wouldn't do, but with the wrong frontman and the tickets aren't worth the show people are getting, that's a fact.
His playing now, even with Roth, would not cut the mustard with me and anyone with any integrity at all would feel the same way.
The ship is sinking and it's sinking fast. deny it if you like, but as i said above, the proof is in the pudding and it tastes like mediocre shit on white bread.
I pray that Dave's phone is busy when Edward finally gets around to making that call, i really do.
Foozwah
07-03-2004, 05:56 AM
The funniest thing is...trying to figure out what's more pathetic; the half sold-out shows, the fact that EVH can't even play his own shit, or the sad little nonentities who keep bleating in support of it all, against ALL the available evidence.
You idiots are getting fleeced AND reamed, and yet you still rise up and defend the people doing it to you. :D
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