The Roth Army Cretins From 1985

[Kristy]

Appreciation, indeed!



Look! There's Von, Sesh, Angel, and Sensible Shoes.



Von & Angel



Donnie, Ford & Sesh



"Webmaster" Sesh.



Von on his way to another white trash concert



Ford learning about the BCE!

[ELVIS]

And here's Krusty...

[DONNIEP]

I will have you know I've had blond hair my entire life. I'd set my head on fire if my hair was black.

[Seshmeister]

I was a child in 1985...

[ELVIS]

And then you bought a David Lee Roth website when you became a middle aged homo...

[Seshmeister]

You are like a humor black hole, lighten up Francis.

Homo? This is 2015...

[ELVIS]

Well, what's the 2015 term for homo ??

[Seshmeister]

I can't be bothered with this.

[ELVIS]

I told you before dude...

I'll Paypal you fifty bucks and you can walk away from this site altogether...

[DONNIEP]

Well, what's the 2015 term for homo ??

That's a good question. Cause these young kids these days use words that mean absolutely nothing but they seem to think they mean something. Take the word beast, for example. The youth of today seem to think it means to top someone else. As in "Ooh, beast that!" What the fuck does that even mean? And don't even get me started on ratchet. Apparently it means run down, crappy. I swear, I think there's some rapper with a speech impediment who was saying "beat that" or "that's wretched" and these idiot teenagers think he invented new words.

[vandeleur]

That's a good question. Cause these young kids these days use words that mean absolutely nothing but they seem to think they mean something. Take the word beast, for example. The youth of today seem to think it means to top someone else. As in "Ooh, beast that!" What the fuck does that even mean? And don't even get me started on ratchet. Apparently it means run down, crappy. I swear, I think there's some rapper with a speech impediment who was saying "beat that" or "that's wretched" and these idiot teenagers think he invented new words.

Dont hang about with warf then

[DONNIEP]

I told you before dude...

I'll Paypal you fifty bucks and you can walk away from this site altogether...

I'll top that - 75 American dollars! But Sesh has to throw in a couple of Roth Army shirts and a can hugger.

[Whorehey]

Well, what's the 2015 term for homo ??

Donut puncher?

[DONNIEP]

Dont hang about with warf then

No, Warf speaks English. It's only after 2 in the morning that the conversations get weird. But I'm just as much to blame. After 5 minutes the conversation turns into two Ric Flairs trying to out Wooooooooooooooooooo!! each other. Ah, I blame the drink.

[Kristy]

Hey, Donnie.


Hazy day today. Strange hazy. T'was like being high again.